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Oh, hello there.
Correct me if I'm mistaken, but seems like you should be going too sleep soon?
Sweet dreams, my dear wagie!
Its 3:43pm, shit-dick
>>24359029
well considering work starts at 2pm for me. Not really neetykuck
>>24359029
>being smug about anything
>not miserable
oh look another normie. you are not welcome here you are not a robot you do not belong here you do not fit in here nobody here likes you nobody wants you here you are not welcome here you normie trash you are not a robot everyone here rejects you you will never be accepted here just leave normie
Who else here has dated an ugly self-hating girl out of desperation before?
>>24359016
I've certainly tried, but their beta orbiters were clustered up around them so thickly that i couldnt even attempt to talk to them
I didn't date her, but we hanged out and fugged
At least I was nice to her and tried to help her with stuff . .
but she was really annoying
>>24359016
Yeah. It sucks. Dating girls, or boys for that matter, with issues is never a good idea. All I really wanted was sum fuk but even that was not satsifying at all.
I like my women like I like my coffee:
I don't like coffee.
>>24358976
with a bit of sugar?
doesn't really make any sense
>>24358976
>>24358991
OP BTFOROBOT CAN'T TOUCH MY SPOILER TAGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD52S1K5yDk
>>24358787
wtf is this supposed to be?
>>24358816
she's a cool 4chan ironic memester
sage
>> mfw
also my rod with which she gets spanked
she's like a slutty kurt cobain
can we stop this "fembot" bullshit? females can't be robots, it just doesn't work like that. sure there are ugly girls who can't even get socially recognized with sympathy points, but there's certainly not enough of those to populate all these threads
>>24358617
Am I ugly enough to be a robot?
Me on left.
>>24359278
No. Try harder.
>>24359278
nah you're cute
My ex girlfriend broke up with me in August, she has been surrounded by girls and guys and having a fun glamorous time
I have some friends but I'm lonely most of the time. Why do girls make friends, especially friends of the other gender so easily? Why don't people flock to me like her? Why am I alone most of the time??? I make efforts to socialize a lot and nobody sticks by my side except for the loyal friends I've had for years who all live in different towns now
You have us, family.
>>24358377
i am in exact same situation, senpai. i want to say that that's because girls just have it on easy mode, but it's not true. she's just much better and more interesting person than i am
>>24358377
Alot of girls make friends easier than guys. Especially if they want guy friends, but then they shouldnt be trusted anyway.
In my own personal experience, if the girl is over 22 years old, any new friends are suspect. Furthermore, I have found that if your gf makes a new friend and becomes very close to them fast, its always bad for the relationship. This is often both a cause and effect of a lacking relationship between the two of you, Now she has someone to vent to that dosent even know you and will always be on her side. Its at this time they drift away.
Finally, girls often make sure to go out very frequently after a breakup. This is for multiple reasons including the fact that this is all they need to do to forget about you and also be validated by others. With the proliferation of social media, this can really be torture because lord knows they make sure to chronicle every moment of their escapades for all to see.
For me personally, the icing on the cake is my sick mind imagining her doing all kinds of wild things now that shes free of me.
Fuck i hate women.
How can Americans be anti-immigration when Americans themselves are immigrants?
I'm American and I'm not an immigrant. Are you sure you know what that word means?
Cognitive dissonance leading to extreme racism, the foundations of modern America
How can non whites be against being genocided when they genocided others?
Who /cut own hair/ here?
How'd I do? Back is only portion I'm concerned about
>>24358282
I pass the zero machine.
>>24358282
Looks good mate. You did a good job and should be proud.
>>24358282
self barber here too, in fact I ought to give myself a refresh today, it's been a couple weeks
wew wew wew neetgers did mommy pretend she's not disappointed in you yet today
What is wew? It's not funny. Is it a British thing?
>>24358361
Wwwewwwww lad. A British thing? Come on laddy.
>>24358268
WeW lad
fuck a bot tho black blacka
Hey wagekeks, its 3pm and im having pizza for breakfast :^)
>>24358240
Are you fat? Looks like you got cinnastix as well
>>24358240
Looks good as fuck OP
>>24358313
Shut the fuck up
original
>28
>literally zero friends
I feel so lonely
Everyone in society is just an actor on the great stage that is the world.
You're doing great, even if your role is shit. Someone gotta be the lonely beta OP.
>>24358295
But I'm not beta, anon. I've done the animal with two backs before.
>>24358334
>Posts on /r9k/ about
>not beta
Can't have both worlds OP
Just applied to join the British Special Forces
Preparing for the inevitable war in Europe. Why don't you do the same /robotsofeurope/?
>>24358121
I did the same in my country i have my interview for the military in a few weeks. I passed the initial physical and medical
I'm going to, just waiting to finish highschool which is required to become an officer where I live.
>>24358121
why would they accept lazy nutcases? the british armed forces aren't the same as the american ones
if you're a fuck up in america, you can just join the army
britain is much more strict
What is the most robot-friendly country in the world?
>>24358086
I'd say Canada, but with an SJW in the PM's office, not anymore.
Europe is out too because it's becoming the Middle East 2.0.
I guess some shitty former soviet republic in Eastern Europe where no Muslims go and it's so shit that nobody pays any attention.
>>24358086
Japan, maybe? They're pretty much the only first-world nation where you can be a shut-in fucking your waifu pillow and not be ostracized.
Any non-first-world nation, I feel like the culture isn't affluent and white-collar-dominated enough to allow a significant NEET population.
Prob Japan.
>probably gonna lose the only good psychologist I've ever had because I can't stop obsessing about her for going on a maternity leave soon
>she told me it would be best for me if I moved to one of her male colleagues for now because I can't focus on the therapy
>don't really want anyone else, feel like I'm being "dumped" even though I'm not interested in her (even if I were, it'd be impossible)
>snuck out of the clinic at the end of today's session while she was in another room
>just before I go into the men's washroom I hear her calling after me, but I don't respond
>she sends me a message saying I didn't even say bye and how she only wants what's best for me
>even calls my mom because it's the first time I didn't say bye to her and she was worried
and apparently hurt as well
>despite all the shit I keep giving her that others wouldn't put up with, she still cares about me
>don't feel like I want to go back there now
>/r9k/ won't understand these feels
>this thread will most likely 404 without any replies
>you couldn't focus on the therapy
Were you...hitting on her?
She's literally paid to care.
She's doesn't really like you.
sorry anon. but yes, she is paid to care unfortunatly. i feel the feels.
>type comment
>spend minutes reformulating it
>it starts sounding weirder and weirder the more you proof read it
>close tab
I can't be the only one who does this
DAE LMAO?
>Lose an argument
>Close browser
I never second guess myself
I know I'm incoherent
