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>Parents want to send me to a psychologist to get rediagnosed
Holy shit why did I let my life fall apart like this?
>>28603223
>rediagnosed
What have you been diagnosed with previously?
>>28603239
High functioning autism or aspergers back in the early 00's
It's my dad, he said Im imcompetant and lazy, despite helping him put a fucking kitchen together, that I overeat even though I only have one or two binge days a week and I barely snack between meals. I think he just wants to keep me home so he has someone to order around like a servant.
>>28603288
Oh you did one thing once? Okay good that means you're not lazy for sure
Also that IS a lot of eating. You sound like you're probably pretty fat.
![tumblr_nnix7el6U61ut056oo3_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DC8W0M6.jpg "tumblr nnix7el6U61ut056oo3 1280[1]")
>tfw no pudge belly gf
how can you even get off to this wtf
u mentally ill desu
>>28603059
I'd love to skin off that fat belly and deep fry it
I'm convinced that it's just one or two disturbed individuals making these fucking landwhale threads every day. There's no way that there are that many chubby chaser degenerates here.
What do you guys think about MGTOW?
If any of you don't know what it is, it stands for (Men Going Their Own Way.) There's a few videos (which I recommend watching) you can see online that describes this way of life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVXdxaaRiAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVbR1oI_200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF_EkpF7l3U
From what I've seen over the past year of browsing this board is that you guys are whipped over the idea that women will want to have sex with you at some point in your life. As well as this you seem to care more about what other women are doing with their lives than what you are yourself.
>We really don't care about women, now listen to me talk for 5 hours about how much I don't care about women!
MGTOWs are fucking pathetic.
You can ignore women or fuck sluts without being a little MGTOW pussy.
>>28603064
>we really don't care about men, now listen to me ramble for 70 years about patriarchy while I get an abortion for the 6th time topless in public.
Feminists and cunts are fucking pathetic.
>>28603039
Am I still banned
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
How to do it?
use your birthday wish
>>28602977
you can't; accept what you have and come to terms with it
>>28602987
Good idea I hope it works.
hey /r9k/,
how do i stop pussying out from suicide? are sleeping pills the weak mans way out? will the cashier suspect anything if I buy a lot?
They may suspect you're retarded
What kind of sleeping pills? The most painless method would be mixing opiates with benzos and alcohol.
Good source of some information and so on:
lostallhope.com
>be black
>took a political compass test and scored conservative
What does this mean, robots?
You want to be dead
>>28602923
>>28602906
>conservatism always equals racism
>there are no black conservatives
>>28602923
this is natural selection taking its course
I have 4 stitches in my face from self harm and I'm drunk
I am sitting here with my right hand in a cast because I gave myself a boxer's fracture after a girl who gave me strong mixed signals blocked me on FB just from asking if she wanted to hang out.
The sad thing is, i lost 50 pounds, quit weed, and did other shit just for her.
Whatever. Her loss.
this is my life right now >>28602698
>went to mcdonalds and ate alone in a dark park
>usually don't talk shit in video games but started having fun calling people niggers and faggots in rocket league
>debating dropping out of grad school
Just a usual Monday at 3am I guess
>tfw the only jobs I've been offered are secretarial
>tfw the guy I want to date doesn't ask me out
>>28602821
>fembot
>caring how much money she makes
>>28602821
You must look that worthless and ugly.
Am I Austistic?
I'm open with the people I've known 2 years+ and been around them almost all the time but new people I'm reserved and don't talk much and when I do it's like 2-6 word sentences
I don't feel "love" for my parents and I act like I don't care for them
Any female I come in contact with I barely speak too if at all
When I'm given instructions from my boss half of what he says I don't pick up on
When someone talks to me I get lost in thought or I didn't hear what they said, it's too late to tell them I didn't here what they said so I just say "yeah" or "damn" depending on what I did hear.
>>28602794
Sounds like depression or depersonalization.
>>28602848
What can I do? I've been like this my entire life.
>>28602794
No you're just a weirdo with some minor mental problems.
Source: You pretty much just described me and I only have ADHD and light depression.
>>28602883
Don't bee yourself. Try to train yourself to be more social.
Maybe try psychs if you want to radically change your personality.
>Decide to buy some tendies
>See this
Wat do?
>>28602750
take a picture and post it in a new thread on 4chan with the text >Decide to buy some tendies >See this Wat do?
>tendies
>vegetable section
>>28602750
Put it in desu.
shota and loli are taking over my life
am i doomed to be a pedophile?
>>28602709
You already are one. Now whether or not you'll be a sex offender is up to you
Every man is a pedo or ad least hebe but they would never admit it in real life
don't worry op
>>28602709
Just because you fap to loli doesn't really make you a pedo, I mean does killing people in video games make you a murderer?
>tfw 28 years old and unironically listen to Smash Mouth because of it's feel good vibes and just go with it lyrics
>tfw can't listen to All Star anymore because all I can hear is the Bane parody
>>28602706
>tfw I won't listen to the Bane parody because I don't want to have a corrupted meme mind like yours
You might as well be walking on the sun f a m
>>28602724
it's pretty good though
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aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHHHHH AHAHHHHHAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA
AAAAAaaaaOEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOUUUAAAAAAAAAA
I will literally date any girl.
Please not all at once.
>>28602565
but how does the bear know what apple is?
>>28602565
What city/country, friendo?
>>28603155
instinct maybe
>>28603185
montreal
>tfw you realise women are worthless except from age 15 to 20 and even then they are only lusted after for their bodies
dont tell anyone in real life though, they get mad as fuck
I said it to 2 x 29 yo women
Got mad as fuck
I guess that means they got wet that
>I spoke truth
>I didnt value them
>I didnt care of their opinion
>I contrasted with the beta guy who was like "No dude that is so fucked up. Date girls your own age gosh."
It sure feels good to be a man desu senpai
