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>I know that she's an introvert like myself
>CAM
>GIRL
>INTROVERT
Will post update below
>>28609395
post it alreay you dildo
>>28609395
http://www.quietrev.com/the-introvert-test/
I can see how a cam girl could be introverted. Sitting in front of a computer is different than normal real-world socialization.
>tfw Indian
>our own women aren't attracted to us and no other race is as well, bottom of totem pole
>if we do manage to get an Indian woman it's for betabux
>small penor, smelly, and short
>everyone shits on us while we shit in the streets
>>28609332
ugh indians have such big horse teeth its so creepy..
>>28609332
You are at a disadvantage but at the same time you guys have some decent qualities like being smart, having money and respected titles like doctors or business owners. At the end of the day no matter how hot the chick is she still needs to survive financially and is willing to fuck whatever gets her easy money. Plus there's tons of women with no self respect.
As far as food is concern stop eating curry. Shower, shave and get a short haircut. None of this metrosexual scumy Indian haircuts. Just a buzzcut or a flat top.
Get good looking eye glasses, brush your teeth and be into some hardcore rap. Bitches will be on you.
you aren't actually indian tho
I've noticed there are no real indians on this board
>be me
>awkward 14 year old, freshman year of high school
>have a rather attractive sister, shitty personality
>make a few friends
>have this one guy I relate to the most, quickly become best friends
>one day helping fix my sister's crappy phone
>found nudes she sent to my "friend"
>confront her
>barely talk to him after that
>sophomore year, make a couple new friends
>she starts dating one of them
>dumps him after he doesn't give her all the attention she wants
>shit's awkward, i stop talking with him
After she did that shit for a second time, I stopped bringing friends home. Just studied and pretty much lived a NEET lifestyle (it paid off, because now I'm in college).
How about you, anons?
I used to hate her because she was skinny and I was a hambeast. She always got loads of attention and I was lonely and disgusting.
Now I am a normal weight though, and even though she is still thinner my prettier face makes me feel better about it (plus I grew the fuck up so that helps)
>spent 10k of what she inherited when dad died on cocaine
>slept with other sister's bf
>in and out of rehab every year
>>28609230
I LOVE my sister
shes super cool
shes has amazing friends
shes super funny
and super considerate
even though my life isnt great, it'd be exponentially worse if she didnt exist
lets have a manlet feel thread.
>tfw 5'10
>tfw even chicks are taller than me
>>28609209
>tfw 5'7 and a lot of chicks are taller than me which suits my needs for an alpha, strong and tall woman that i need to feel secure but can't find such a gf
>>28609209
>being 5'4 is suffering, at least you aren't me m8
>>28609259
>>28609265
life is unfair
(not original comment ffs !)
These girls are 18 years old
How does this make you feel, /r9k/?
Scared, doesn't it hurt having two up your ass?
A good reason, if you have a womb nugget, not to negro out, so stick around and raise your daughter.
>>28609193
Like I need a source to all of them right now
I'm not ripped, but I'm pretty light and am not fat at all, even though I stay in bed all day and eat Doritos and takeaway pizzas
>That's a lie, I have a job sadly
>tfw reasonably well paid in the UK but still depressed
Many fat people think that slimming down is the key to getting a gf. I've still got an ugly face and nothing is going to change that. I wish I had a fembot that was autistic as me to talk to.
>tfw ADHD, Hypothyroidism, 5"11 and 7 inch dick that will never see the light of fucking day
>6'0
>never weighed more than 160lbs
>could probably get ottermode if I had the motivation to work
>can eat whatever I want all day, but often just don't eat
>metabolism is fucking nonsense
I don't no if this is good or bad. I'm not full on /lank/ but...
>>28609240
It's good, I think.....
Some days I feel like eating nothing, others I feel like eating everything
What the fuck is wrong with my body
I'm also pretty thin. No gf either.
Which one of you motherfuckers commissioned the new xev bellringer video? where she talks about "tendies" and "good boy points", I use this shit to escape my crappy life. I don't want to be reminded that i browse an image board when i'm jacking off or just listening to it. Go fuck up other custom porn star videos.
idk but you got a link to the full video?
>xev will never be your mommy
can you post the name of the vid, op?
>>28609159
HOLY FUCK LINK WHERE
>havent fapped in 5 days
Big fucking deal.
You just have to force it. When I notice I went a few days I make myself do it and that usually resets the system and I go back to a normal frequency of 4 to 7 times a week.
If you don't use it you lose it. Masturbation is important to your mental health.
>>28609293
Spoken like a true addict.
do girls like Tomoko really exist?
>cute
>skinny
>messy hair, doesn't use perfumes, but doesn't smell
>has social anxiety
>no friends
>virgin
>literally only plays vidya and watches anime
>almost never goes out
I'd take a girl like that in a heartbeat even if she wasn't as cute as Tomoko.
no
originale de fatale
Hate to tell you bro but tomoko would smell fucking awful irl and honestly id be ok with it, but the problem with tomoko is that shes just a fantasy for guys like us
>>28609040
If they do they're already taken by guys better than you.
>she calls you cute
I fucking hate this shit so much. I used to think it meant they thought I was attractive. BIG MISTAKE. It's actually them thinking you're 12 years old.
in 25 years you might get a good paying job to provide for her
>she does not even know you exist despite seeing her twice a week
Any trips and I'll reveal the app where you can set a sunset as your profile picture and get women who live across the ocean to rub their clits for you and tell you how to fap.
Zero Effort Required - trips and I'll tell you the app + the winning formula for getting what I have got with about 12 different girls.
I didn't even have to share face or tell them my age or height - you can really be anyone.
Good luck!
How does it feel being so autistic that even r9k ignores you op?
>>28609149
Fucking awful
>tfw Actuallly have autism
No such thing, OP. You must have some sort of ulterior motive or there must be a catch
The last two digits are now the quality for your post. No one's perfect.
>>28608986
Is life suffering, magic 8 ball?
This thread is fucking stupid
Origins
>>28609000
What a shit tier post. This is how it's done.
what do you think of kissing, anon?
idk, never kissed
>>28608933
I always wondered whether it's okay to have eyes open during kissing?
That aside, I don't think there's much to discus. Symbol of intimacy, provoking further attraction.
How the fuck would I know?
originalpost
Give me a verb followed by origami. Get a (You) if I can't say it in Japanese.If it's a word I wouldn't use, though, you get nothing.
What? Folding?
>>28608925
Fug. Had to look it up. Oritatamu? Is that how you say it?
Masturbate. Origami.
Met a cute black girl here on /r9k/, she lives about 5 hours away from me. She likes ask the things I like and we get along really well and I love talking to her.
I'm going to see her at the end of the month. Wish me luck robots.
I'm wishing for bad luck now
>>28608855
Take pics of her so we can finally see what bebe looks like once and for all
>>28608915
Bebe would never meet a guy in person are you kidding
