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Did anyone else here fall for the graduate school meme? I'll be starting medical school in two months, and I have no idea what to expect. I just want to be comfy. C-can grad school be comfy?
>>29188629
Maybe, medical school sounds pretty based desu, and you've got great job prospects.
>tfw I start my M.Sc in September
>tfw I only applied because I thought I get rejected
Med school probably won't be comfy but you'll be training to help others which is good
>>29188629
No it won't be comfy. Don't start it unless you know you want it.
I'm 6th year and I'll be doing my residency soon, so I know. Say goodbye to your free time and social life and say goodbye to carefree life. You'll be studying this for the rest of your life and even when you're not working it'll be on your mind constantly.
It's not worth the stress if you know you're not gonna finish it.
Could I get the wojak version of this image?
>>29188463
shut up faggot go to facebook
>>29188602
I accidentally deleted it, please?
No but you can get this Original Content I just created
I can hardly even watch anime anymore without feeling sadness and loneliness. It's no longer escapism, it just reminds me of the things I'll never have.
Same thing with happy vanilla doujinshis. It just makes me feel like shit.
Anyone else who've reached this point? What to do?
I read mind break/NTR/corruption manga to reaffirm my rationalization that all woman are inherently hedonistic cum dumpsters
>>29188427
This is why I like playing vidya where I can make the main character look like me
iktf man, used to love interting to romance manga and stuff now it's pure suffering.
Reminder that Hillary will put male virgins in FEMA camps
Reminder that FEMA stands for Feminism Enforcement Measures Association
>>29188410
Does that mean they will force feminize me like in those images that circulate the internet?I always wanted to be a big breasted pornstar roastie.
>>29188410
My fantasy is to be locked up and bullied by feminazis. Maybe they'll force me to take estrogen injections and pamper myself like a girl. Or maybe they'll just beat me and step on my dick.
FEMA? Terrorists?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOUR HATE SPEECH GET OFF MY CAMPUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
are you robots conservatives or liberals?
https://youtu.be/BN5mr9BPNQ4
neither. i'm a dumb cunt, and, in reality, barely know anything about politics and can hardly make an informed decision. really, i just can't be bothered about much at all.
Why is he chimping out so much over a sign?
If I saw a sign I disagreed with, I'd just mutter to myself, "What a retard" and keep walking.
>>29188357
Liberal, but I don't sperg out like this kid.
Well the one gf I've had in my life that I spent three years orbiting to get and dated for 6 months just dumped me even though she said she still "loved me and wanted to be friends".
I'm in monumental pain, but I at least want to have the dignity to not go out a beta. What the fuck do I do, or how do I feel better?
>orbiting for 3 years
there's your problem
>>29188345
>being an orbiter
>ever
>>29188345
I don't know I drank a lot and isolated myself from the world
Watched a lot of movies and had some good times during that phase
My friend wants me to go to a social gathering with him tonight and I'm not going to know anybody there. How do I be the funny guy? How can I make people laugh?
>>29188308
>just be yourself lel xD
No I'm serious it's way easier to get worthwhile friends by being yourself. Than having to act like a person that aint you. If you're not funny don't act funny. Hope you have a great time if not you always have us to fall back on.
drink and smoke
it'll put you in the 'no fucks' confidence zone where you can b urself
>>29188360
if I act myself I'll be in the corner all night analysing people's behaviour, and then I'll be analysing my own behaviour when I'm analysing other people's behaviour.
It's what I do.
If you're skinny fat you may as well end your pathetic life. Just know that your body makes people feel nauseous just by looking at it.
Holy fucking shit how can you even get such a disgusting body?
Starting /keto/ today, you've inspired me OP.
>self hating sea mammal detected
>>29188205
Actually OP, beauty is what's on the inside. Not the fat cells on your body.
>posted on here like last week or so about rat problem
>gf brings her rats every week and feeds them with milk from my fridge
>there's three of them and they drink a lot
>milk is expensive here
That is the back story, but shit just got ten times worse yesterday.
>one of the rats sneaks off into a crevice between the stove and the wall
>it's basically living inside my kitchen wall now, i canhear it scratching sometimes
>gf won't let me put out rat poison, says it'll come out by itself in time so it's alright
>expects me to somehow catch it when it does idk
>help me out here i dont want her to be mad at me but i dont want a rat infestation in my kitchen either
>pet rats
fucking red flag should break up with her. she fuckin crazy.
>>29188186
Do this.
>>29185393
originalspagheto
Picrelated
Amazing drawing skills, I know.
Just slowly drag that piece of cheese until the fucker shows his hear, then catch him and pull out (might wanna put some gloves on)
robots, does anyone else have violent intrusive thoughts? What are they like? How to you deal with them
>>29188175
Yes but they are...unspeakable. I deal with them by self rationalization. I conjure them with my mind, and by my mind they will be contained.
>see a roach
>want to stomp around and see it squirm
oh how fun it is
>>29188175
Yep, OCD here, happens all the time.
Or used to, I take meds now and I feel alot less like I have to do them.
You should get some meds too, anon.
Neeties feeling the heaty general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
Shameless bump. If you haven't heard a live-action REEEEE then you haven't lived.
>>29188040
holy shit this is INCREDIBLE how is this real
>>29188040
klekle
Is depression and psychiatry a meme?
mood disorders other than type I bipolar are a meme
psychotic disorders aren't memes either
Yes and no
I thoroughly believe "chemical imbalance" depression to be mostly a meme, people are way to quick to shirk off environmental and completely normal causes of depression.
Psychiatry is literally centered around a book of memes. Psychiatry is not a meme but is a web of memes. These memes serve a social purpose, but I think they can be deleterious to an individual's development.
>>29188010
I don't think so, they're are brain scans that can show different patterns of people with depression, schizophrenia, and normans.
I think most depression is a cause of Western society as people outside Western society are generally happier. I can agree with this as moving outside of the West I have virtually cured my depression and anxiety.
All of you kids think 'oh yes big dicks are more pleasurable for womensz, I want a 9 inch nigger dick hurr durr'
Well here's the blatant truth.
IT ISNT.
I have a 7x5.5 dick - within the top 5% in the world hasten I add - and I hate it. I wish I could loose an inch. I've had 3 consecutive women dump me because they find regular sex uncomfortable with me.
I'm sorry to all you virgins - you've been misled. The 'perfect' dick is around 6 inches, where it's not painful but about as big as it gets.
Also I get very little stimulation from the shaft of my penis and have to fap with three fingers on the head which I have to do two handed and can be uncomfortable. Also I have to order custom fit condoms - which cost a fuckton - in order to not run the risk of regulars tearing.
Oh and - we can NEVER do Anal. I did it once and tore a poor girls asshole. Never again.
Iktf.
There's a guy at work, I'm pretty sure he is gay and comes by to 'talk about the project'. His eyes are always firmly on my crotch.
Jfc, he wants to blow me...
6.5'' x 5.5'' here.
I hit cervix with some girls, but it generally seems very ideal.
>>29188007
>I have a 7x5.5 dick - within the top 5% in the world hasten I add
7 inch in length is the top 0.2%, 5.5 inch in circumference is about the top 2%
Who /doeseverythingontheirown/here? Thinking of going holiday by myself to see the sights.
I don't do much but when I do it's on my own
>>29188001
I'd hang out with you anon but then we wouldn't be doing things on our own any more.
>>29187969
I do a lot on my own. It's rather liberating.
If your high school bully apologized to you for how they treated you, would you forgive them?
only if she wanted to have sex with me
I fuckin deserved what I got lmao.
Only if he took me out drinking and picked up the tab
