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/r9k/, do you guys have roaches in your home? Mice? Bats? Snakes? I hate to tell you this, but if you do, you better get an exorcist. Those animals are servants in SATAN'S KINGDOM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R7_8NwaWdk
>>25945175
pic reminds me of my childhood
>>25945175
Did you know God also sent plagues?
>>25945175
Wait... did you just say "roaches"?
Who /comfy during the storm/ here?
>tfw wagecucks are mad and butthurt about not being able to go out during their days of freedom due to the snow storm
I hope you freeze to death when the electricity goes out.
>>25944932
I hope you crash your car on the way home and get trapped in a metal coffin, scream burning alive from the gasoline, and then get uploaded to live leak and rekt threads.
Normie scum.
>>25944850
>Snow storm
Wait what? What snow storm.
What mistake in your life do you regret the most?
>>25944738
not snorting that extra line of dope that would have ended me. I could be at peace right now but instead I'm here with you losers
Coming to /r9k/.
Not choking myself with the umbilical cord.
Would a physically disabled girl date a robot?
>pls respond
I don't see why not. Not original.
>>25944450
no
>pls dont cry
>>25944886
>you bring your model trains out
>chad fucks her brains out
Who is Smug Wojak-anon?
He always makes me smile
>>25944449
Thisis a mystery.Nice post btw.
hes in every wage thread, hes legendary
>>25944449
itsnot one anon you fucking retard
Pectus excavatum (funnel chest) thread...
Sexiest man-cave edition.
>>25944331
>not using that shit to your advantage
Nigga that's like a built in cereal bowl
can i put my dick in it?
>>25944423
Shit is the best, I use it to keeps sweets and tasty treats in when I'm watching a movie.
>be parent
>kid has failed past 3 math tests
>I helped him study before, but I help him study like crazy for the next one
>comes home from school
>ask him how he did on the math test
>he says he failed
>turns on the tv and starts watching Spongebob
>laughing "haha Patrick sure is stupid, right dad?"
>mfw
>>25944255
Fucking kek
How old is he?
>helped him study
ahahaha what a fucking cuck. my dad never helped me study. he made me study on my own and instilled the meaning of failure into me. now i know how to bounce back from that shit and am well to do in terms of finances. fuck niggers.
>>25944255
>Parent
>On 4chan
>On /r9k/
What the fuck is this bullshit.
I'm usually disgusted by vaginas and especially cunnilingus but when seeing this girl it just changed.
I want to get on my knees, sniff her stomach and lick her pussy. I want to be all over it like a cat and just lick for all I'm worth. I want to feel her soft skin against my face and the strong scent covering my face. I've masturbated to this thought 3 times in 1 hour now.
What's wrong with me? I've never before felt like this.
It's OK anon I got hard just by clicking on the thumbnail and I'm probably like 30% homo
>>25944182
I don't know either, but looking at that pic, I understand exactly how you feel.
Any more pics of her? Her body is basically my exact ideal.
>>25944182
Most of the girls in Israel are with this skin color and features(of course they are not all pretty like her)
>tfw I find brighter skin and more european and russian girls atractive and they are less here,
>tfw saw today qt russian girl with bright eyes, blone hair and white skin speak russian with her grandma
I really want to buy these sneakers. Are they autism?
>>25944052
yooooo dese r dank asfuk my man, get'em my man get'em u will get TONz of pussy if you know wat i mean wink wink nudge nudge :')
>>25944052
those are worse than autism shoes, they're nigger shoes. those are the shoes you see right before you get raped/mugged/murdered by some coked up negroid subuhman.
They look pretty cool but they look like shoes that a basketball american would wear. I'd have to see the rest of your outfit before I determined whether you look autistic.
what if death ISN'T the end?
>>25943890
then we are fucked
that would be quite the relief, honestly
>>25943890
>die
>next life is on the next highest difficulty
Was 2006-2011 really that better than 2011-2016? Can any of you older fags confirm? It seems like so many things went to shit since then How did women go to shit in such a quick time?
>how did women go to shit in such a quick time
Tumblr. They were always slightly shitty but now they've become so shit that you don't even want to approach them.
>>25943904
> tumblr
More like instagram desu senpai
>>25943876
>you will never experience the 2008 gentleman days of /r9k/ when half the board consisted of high functioning sociopaths engaging in enlightening discussions
>you will never experience 2008 /mu/ when you had 5 gigs of downloaded minimal techno, post-punk, post-rock from mediafire or megaupload
Fembots, how many of you can relate to this pic?
Completely. Sex solves nothing. Sisters need to take the pink pill and tell men to fuck off.
>>25943940
what's wrong with men?
fasf
Robots, how many of you can relate to this pic?
The entirety of YouTube in my eyes
>>25943513
youtubers are just attention seeking cunts, there's not one that seems a genuinely nice person
I'm also mad jelly they make bank by recording themselves playing autistic games
>>25943828
Penguinz0 seems like the only nice person. Never used any of the money he gets from YouTube. He just donates them to charity. So yea, I agree with you on most of them. But then again, he might still be making videos because he likes the support from his fans
I can't identify a single person in this picture, and I'm feeling pretty good about that.
Why do Mexican women peak so early?
I remember in middle school the hottest women were the latinas but now they all look like Gargoyles.
>>25943312
good question
i can't think of a gorgeous latina over the age of 25 who hasn't had plastic surgery af
>>25943312
Cause most of them get knocked up by 16 and end up single mothers with 3 kids so they have to become prostitutes to feed their kids
maybe you are a pedophile?
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING SHORT FUCK
>>25943253
How short?
Sage to protect other posters from your shitty topic but still, how short?
>>25943253
>tfw 16
>still 5,5
Just try working out that is what I'm doing
>>25943471
>>25944166
underaged banned
For reals, you shouldn't be on this site at such a young age. This site is toxic. I started browsing in 2006 when I was 15 and it fucked me up
Get the fuck off now before it's too late
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