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Anyone else here actually messed up? I'm talking about clubbed feet, missing limbs and shit.
Tired of all the "waahh my social anxiety!" and "my depression, can't get a gf" garbage that makes up every second thread. How about some actual issues
>Me: Only have one eye
where did the other one go?
>>25938488
I have a perfect set of 37D breasts and I'm completely male.
Not really.
I have a motor skill disorder, fine movements under an inch or so are difficult for me, and "orders" to my hands and fingers come out "scrambled" when I try to do small-scale stuff like writing, building model kits, things like that.
Other than that most of my problems are mental, although a lot of them come from being harassed and ostracized as a kid for being "the kid who couldn't write."
Does /R9K/ prefer butts or boobs?
>>25936269
Swiggity swoogity its all about dat bootity
Why the fuck do you care, faggot?
Ass is essential to female physique. A woman with 10/10 ass and flat chest is still incredibly attractive
Boobs are more like a bonus. A woman with 10/10 tits and flat ass is unattractive, or at the very least dissappointing
Would a robot date a physically disabled girl?
Depends on the disbility. I'd date one that could care for herself and isnt relying on other people
I would if she was exactly like Rin in every way.
>>25935490
Of course I would. In my opinion, it's not even lowering my standard, gf material is gf material no matter the girl
Why does it seem like everything a woman does is to maximize the amount of attention she gets?
Yet, when she's given attention from guys she's not attracted to (which will be most guys) she complains she's not doing those things to get attention. Yet, they clearly have no issue when an 8/10+ male pays attention to them for doing the same thing.
Why do we allow this? Why are women the only creatures allowed to have their cake and eat it too? Are they actually intelligent or just masters at emotional manipulation?
>>25932499
Why do I come to r9k just to be reminded how much I hate women? Why? Ban me mods...?
>are women intelligent?
Name the best scientists
Name the best artists
Name the best musicians
Name the best physicists
Name the most important politicians
Now, name the most manipulative and dumb persons that you know.
Notice any pattern?
>>25932499
Have you ever considered there are women who do not seek attention, and thus do not get it, and thus you are not aware of them. Because of this it seems as if the only women in the world are those that seek attention, when it is not the case.
Our best years, let the music take you back to good times before you were a robot, when you were an innocent little boy without a care in the world and life seemed like heaven on earth.
I'm going to be posting many hits that will take you back to your good times.
Mike & The Mechanics - The living Years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGDA0Hecw1k
The Cranberries - Dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yam5uK6e-bQ
Daryl Braithwaite - As The Days Go By
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DYVyJrmns4
>arise at 12:00
>go to Target
>play free handheld games in game section
>use benefit bucks to buy pretzel
>go back to playing games
>3:00PM hits
>swipe box of Slim Jims and walk home
>browse r9k for rest of day
>nothing special
>average neetday
>>25949466
>Wake up
>Go to work
>Make 200 bucks
Feel good I guess but I'm sick
I got up at 3:30 today... may have overdone it a bit!
Sure beats 5 AM though....
Got fired today. It was a rough day.
Why does your oneitis hate you?
>>25948974
You can't hate a person you don't know anon.
>implying I have a oneitis
She hates me because I'm a manipulative roach farmer.
I threaten suicide and cut myself when she tries to end our friendship.
I'm blackmailing her. Pretty sure she's going to the police soon.
Fuck southern California.
Everyone here is so fucking stupid, superficial and boring. If you don't skate, or surf here you're fucked. If you dont like wearing only surfer bro stuff, you're fucked.
Fuck all of this shit. I cant wait to get the fuck out of here.
I'm from Texas and when I visited California this is the impression I got. Everyone seemed fake and arrogant like their life was an act.
Yep m8, Los Angeles is pretty shit for robots
How should people be living then guru? Behind a computer screen 24/7?
>r9k bores you now
Ocassionaly yes but I'm literally addicted to this place and I can't leave.
>>25948813
thisboard is boring
>>25948813
Thiscan be cured by browsing [s4s].
Does anyone else feel like they've never fit in anywhere? Everyone is always on their own shit and I catch a glimpse of it, but never enough to become one of them.
I had a small amount of friends growing up, but I never felt like I belonged. It always seemed like they liked each other more than they liked me, and that I was a tertiary friend or "that guy that's always hanging around". We've drifted apart since then, I'm sure they haven't drifted apart but they've drifted from me.
I'm not normal enough for the normies, I'm not autistic enough for the autists, I'm not weeb enough for the weeaboos, I'm bad at communicating but I really want to.
Even on /r9k/ I feel like I don't belong, but it's the closest approximation of "belonging" I have.
Are some people just destined to be alone? I haven't made a new friend in probably 10 years and I don't even know how to anymore.
>>25948541
Yes
This is never more real than when some friend I thought to be a robot just like me gets laid/kissed/gf
I get extremely jelly and I feel more alone than ever
>>25948541
I have thought the same too, but if I think about it in some depth, I feel that it's because I wallow in my depression and reject people that get close to me.
The human experience is almost entirely alien to me, only thing I can reliably relate to other people on is medical issues, I might as well be a literal robot.
Does sex really change a vagina's appearance or the roastie thing an r9k meme?
no but stds does.
Sex does nothing
Childbirth on the other hand...
>>25948528
Meme. Aging and childbirth will change it a bit though. But big inner lips isn't a sign that she's taken 5235616152 miles of dick.
>skin finally starts to clear up after 2-3 weeks of shitty skin
>Get 2 days on nice skin
>It starts all over again and I have 10 spots on my face
Why, fucking why. Fuck my shit genetics. Just fuck my face up.
>>25948461
roaccutane. your skin is always fucked up deep inside even if you don't notice
>>25948892
It's not bad enough to kill myself over/replace it with other problems and side effects
>>25948461
trying living with chronic psoriasis nigga
>ywn live in Japan
hold me bros
>>25948425
Get in physical shape suitable for joining army.
ask recruiter what do u need to do to.guarantee stationed in japan.
Pick that job that goes to Japan. Also you'll be in decent shape from boot camp so you're guaranteed roastie Jap bussy
Im joining army soon but i dont have jap fetish so idc where im stationed as long as im a POG
>ywn lose face infront of your senpai
feels good
What's the benefit of living in Japan?
Are NEETS and social losers accepted more?
How much pubic hair is too much pubic hair?
No such thing as too much.
I like some hair but not a complete jungle.
>>25948376
>those nipples
gross
>work out
>feel nauseous
>get so sore that you can hardly move your arms and legs properly
This is just awful.
>>25948195
I did situps the other day. When I got up my lower back was on severe pain. I could not move for 4 days. It still hurts a little u think it's broke.
>>25948195
>decided to start working out
>go with /fit/ friend
>do a 2 hour arm workout
>couldnt bend my arms for 4 days
>gave myself rhabdo
>in the ER for 3 days
>$11,000 meidical bill
>havnt went back to the gym since even though i pay for a membership
>>25948195
You don't even feel it after the first week. I used to do some workout programs from home. But yeah, first week is bad, then its just a matter of keeping yourself going.
