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>tfw no qt feet gf
Why is it that 90% of girls have ugly ass feet? Why can't qt feet be the norm?
I'm pretty sure a lot of girls do have cute feet, but some have ugly feet.
anyways find one with pretty feet so you can be satisfied, anon
theres 2 feet threads now and i'm going to make sure they both stay on the front page
more pics because bored. at least most girls I've seen take care of their feet and have nice toes and feet
I'm a black Femanon and this woman is my role model.
>black woman
>has a rich white husband
>lives in a mansion
>does nothing but shop all day
>has two pretty half white daughters who polish her toe nails everyday, like her little minions
How do I get her life?
https://youtu.be/xBhT7ncu6uI
>>29332404
Do you have those titties? If not you're fucked black femanon. Sorry.
>>29332535
Yep, that's the key there. Have a banging body and attract a white provider man. Pretty simple, you should have picked up on it right off the bat.
>>29332594
But her sugar daddies bought her those tits
who /higharchedpalate/ here
If you dong have a high arched palate you CAN NOT be a robot.
/Profundo/ here.
Life is tough.
I got this, but I don't understand how it's meant to make my life any different.
>>29332352
How am I supposed to know if I have a normal palate? I've only ever felt mine, so I have nothing to compare to and I can't take a look into my own mouth.
Pizzas on the way. how do I avoid the delivery guy while still getting my pizza?
>>29332322
have your GF answer the doorfidiot
>>29332322
>Leave a note that says "Hi Pizza Guy - Sorry, had to duck out for a minute! Money is under the door mat :) keep the change!"
Become your house and eat him
I'm an ugly baby faced manlet that is very self conscious. I want to start wearing sunglasses because I have very sensitive eyes, but I don't want to bring to much attention to myself or look like I'm trying too hard. Money is no issue. Any tips?
>>29332313
*too please don't ignore my thread because of a grammar mistake
>>29332313
make money an issue. buy some of the fine dad tier glasses from Columbia Sportsware or the original aviator shades from American Optical
>>29332398
I don't want people to think I'm a hipster and try to ask me about indie bands. I just want to blend in
> If you were tall and not so short you might be hot
>letting normies get under your skin
Never. They've tried and failed. I get under the skin. I do the soul crushing.
>nothin personnel kid
>>29332444
Trips for truth.
I used to be the one getting rejected by normies and by the time I got to high school I became withdrawn and stopped giving a fuck about social life. It was from then on that normies are ones actually trying to talk to me but I ignore them or straight up tell them I don't want anything to do with them and they get ultra pissed.
Feels good man
>What are you doing?
Originalism (81u389r2iq)
Post things you have tried and/or still do. I'll start but before i do, keep in mind I no longer do hard drugs, rarely even smoke weed anymore.
>cocaine
>crack
>LSD
>LSA
>DMT
>MDMA
>MDA
>2cb
>2ci
>2cc
>2ca
>25i-nbome
>peyote
>mushrooms
>ketamine
>opium
>heroin
>4-mec
>meth (used to be addicted)
>dexamphetamine
I did a bunch of prescription pills but hardly remember all of them, pain killers, adderal etc.
>>29332282
Sounds like you're lying
Here's my list though
>LSD
>Weed
so you made this thread to brag about all the drugs you've done, gotcha
>>29332333
nice almost quads
Im not lying in the slightest, i went through a big drug faze as a teen and had access to almost everything due to the degenerate friends i had at the time. I wanted to try everything i could get my hands on and did so. I dont really have regrets aside from the year i spent hooked on meth but yeah, lots of drugs.
Set me free anon.
>>29332244
WITH THE POWER OF TRIPLE DUBZ I AM FREE
>>29332254
CHECK THOSE MINUTES
>>29332269
SOON I SHALL RULE
You grew up jerking off to every hot girl
She grew up orgasming thinking of every hot guy
Because of you're a male and not good looking you have it much harder to get one of the hot looking girls
But a girl with simple looks can easily get Chad. Chads love dominating qt innocent looking girls. Hence she is capable of achieving her dreams and you're not.
A girl with cute looks is not capable of loving you. No matter how much she says. She already achieved her dream of being with a Chad. She already knows what a chad cock tastes like.
One day Chad tells her to fuck off and she has to find a new guy. And that guy is you. But secretly she admires her previous bf while pretending to love you. Her acting is good so you could believing her. But everytime she orgasms she doesn't think of you. She thinks of the chad that used to pound her pussy to oblivion.
And now what can you do about it? Nothing. The love of your life is a cunt and likes big cocks but has no choice but to be with you.
She has already masturbated multiple times to Chad. Is that any different than Chad physically fucking her? No. Its the same.
The point is no matter you will not be loved unless you're a Chad with 10/10 facial aesthetics and 7 figures salary.
The solution is to simply not a give fuck and have sex with as many girls that you can. Forget about marriage and having children. Whats the point of a wife if she lives her life in dreamland with Chad? How can you face your children? What would you tell them? That your mother is married to you because Chad didn't want her anymore?
No
You simply reject that. You live a life of isolation.
Women don't deserve our affection. If she doesn't want to save her virginity for you then she doesn't deserve your love.
>>29332242
Hahahaha LMAO at your life
>>29332242
WOw, somebody is butthurt.
hint:it's you OP lel
>>29332311
No
I just know the truth
Who else here thought Neon Genesis Evangelion was boring?
>>29332187
nobody at all
I really don't understand why they all didn't kill themselves
it was great up til shinji went full schzio for 9 episodes.
They couldn't think of a proper ending til the movie.
I'm new to r9k. I really only use /b/ and /pol/. Make me disgusted you fucking robots.
Hi anon how was your day? Hope you are okay.
You could have been the person your mom thought you could be.
>>29332177
I woke up at 5:30 PM. Played games until 8:00. Jerked off until 8:30. And browsed 4chan until now. Shitty.
In what way is being an easy Asian woman hard?not trying to ask in a sarcastic way. My classmate said that growing up in America as an Asian girl has been hard for her. She wanted to write her paper in the struggles of being Asian. I'm taking a writing class at my local community college.
>>29332074
I mean to say east not easy
Asian-American women, along with white women, are literally the most spoiled people on Earth.
>>29332074
Everyone has a sob story
>/feel/ thread
>post what you are doing, listening to
>post how you feel
>>29332065
>listening to yung gleesh
>feels pretty boss
>>29332065
Sitting on my bed coming down from an acid trip
listening to Oldie by odd future
Feel great
>what you are doing
slowly dying
>listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmZD0Wo-VYA
>how you feelsad enough to shitpost on /r9k
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
For all you new summerfags. THIS IS A COPYPASTA
I REPEAT, A COPYPASTA
>>29332061
wtf? /r9k/ is dead.
Is it autism? Is it just a laugh? Only The Shadow knows.
is there any sign as indicative of homosexuality as a lack of interest in female feet?
Yes you homo
>>29332052
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55a130a9d481f
I'm gay and by far my biggest fetish is feet.
btw op pic is /u/dollywinks on le kek you're welcome
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