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Can we get a normie hate thread going? I'm sick of these fucking Chads and Stacies coming out of the woodwork every new comic book/star wars movie trailer so they can talk about how "nerdy" they are. You already take everything away from us, stay away from our movies you fucking whores
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Dude just stop
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"Our" movies?

Your a mindless consumer just like everyone else who consumes them. You don't own the rights to watch them just because you think they are marketed towards you. News flash: marvel movies are not considered nerdy, and star wars has always been a widely received film franchise. Doesn't mean they are bad, it just means your being petty and bitter.

Grow up OP.
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Here's the problem, OP. The Japanese ethos was warped forever by the atomic bomb attacks during WWII. Millions of Japanese men, women, and children were forced to come to terms with the idea of an overwhelmingly powerful entity outside of their control that could wipe them out of existence without warning using unspeakable weapons. They did this, for the most part, by exploring the idea in fiction. Godzilla is one example. Anime is another. If the United States of America were to deploy nuclear weaponry against Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and France, chances are the same thing would happen again: More Godzillas, and more anime. Do you think the world can really handle six animes? In the 1980's, United States President Ronald Reagan developed an idea known as "Mutually-Assured Destruction" (MAD). This philosophy stated that war with Russia would not happen, because there was no way to wage it without both countries being destroyed. I see this same situation today. We cannot nuke more countries for fear of mutually assured destruction when they create more anime. Thank you for your time.

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So let's say your shit is SO fucked that only 2/10 girls are into you, at the best. Meaning you still have to Chad in every other way or they'll leave you in a second.

How do you even find these single 2/10s because they don't seem to come out very often.

I'm getting old and need a gf before I turn 30.
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>>24729846
OK, familio, I'll bite. Tell me how exactly your shit is fucked that only 2/10s would be into you.
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>>24729872

My self-esteem is very low that it has to be obvious to others. I can hold eye contact but it's forced and I usually just look like I give up in every situation I'm thrown into.

But I'm like 4/10 desu. I put no work into myself or my body. I'm not a fat neckbeard, just skinny and unaesthetic. I can tell you that I've interacted with girls all along the spectrum and they all have the same disinterested negative reactions to me.

It's a lot of things. I don't have much going for me.
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It also sucks because I'm 24 and when it does seem like a girl likes me, I know it is either a platonic kind of interest or she is too good for me so I get nervous and fuck it all up.

I've gone so long that I'm probably not fixable and will never find a partner. I just don't have looks going for me to make that still possible.

Past the age of 18, I've never had a girl actually want to do anything with me. It's just never happened.

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What are you drinking robots?

Bacardi and Sprite reporting in.
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Triple vodka & cran raspberry juice on ice with moonshine soaked maraschino cherries. I failed an exam today, I'm gettin juiced senpai
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a tonna coffee
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Water. Woke up drunk about five hours ago and the grocery doesn't open for another 8 minutes. Gonna go get a case of beer and a small pack of long drinks.

Already jerked off three times and thought I was gonna have a stroke on the third one.

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Have you ever had a dream where you were killed violently?
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I die when I was younger. Now I dream about cutting myself to death.
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>>24729758
yeah I woke up hard
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Yes. Once, I was drowned by plant people. In another, I was held down and sliced up with razor blades by a gang at the flea market. In the other one I can remember, I was killed by a bomb.

Tell me everything's going to be alright. No, I'm not going to say what's wrong. Just convince me that things will get better. Please. I'm desperate.
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>>24729734
No matter what you do, you'll never be happy
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anyone with enough patrician taste to appreciate kyoko is probably a p cool person Anonymous<3
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MmxLmPBOyW

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK

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I need some support please.. i'm usually a /b/tard so i dunno if you guys do this here tho

I got f ucking scammed of my last $120, some piece of shit gave me the wrong pills on purpose. While i was trying to buy oxy... i don't want to get into the whole story but yea..

Now i am broke, i work a shit tier job so making money isn't easy either. Worst part is my parents think i was sober this whole time.. after i went to rehab.

I don't know WHY I KEEP fucking relapsing. I want to quit again... think this is a wake up call
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Nice blog. Unsubscribed, you drug-addict normalfuck.
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>Wasting the last of your money on drugs, especially after you've been to rehab
End yourself.
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You write like a junkie, you probably act like a junkie.

You're delusional if you think your parents don't think something is up. Have fun reaching rock bottom its the only way you'll ever want to get better.

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>tfw board
>have a headache
>angry from all these normie threads boasting about gf's
>tfw i just want to strangle a female for living life on god mode
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>tfw when you had girlfreind
>she left you for chad
>you drink the pain away
>nothing can help the never ending darkness that is your soul
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>>24729806
fuck off failed normie, go drink bleach.
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women are literally shit

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THIS BOARD NEEDS A JOOST BOOST
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what that mean though?
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It's pronounced "yohst", like "host"
So it needs a Joosten Boastin'
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Six threads on /v/ isn't enough for this completely average, slightly horse looking whore?

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What's next for him now that he's off the hook for DON'T CALL ANYONE? Guy is literally an untouchable autist, ya'll could learn a thing or two from him.
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Well he's spearheading a boycott against Gamestop, best buy and some mall in order to get himself unbanned from them.
It's going as well as you'd think it would.
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>>24729613
I was just watching the video a second ago, but then I just couldn't keep watching it considering CWC is still grating as fuck to listen to.
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>>24729579
He's not allowed to take responsibility for any of his actions. Haven't you seen his latest video? If you do anything he doesn't like then you're literally attacking the autism and LGBT communities as a whole.

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>mom always tells me im getting fat
>ask her to take me to the gym with her because she goes every day
>she says okay and continues to go alone
>rinse and repeat
Why?
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Why don't you just tag along next time..?
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Literally just go running outside faggot
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>>24729528
I ask pretty much every day. She used to call me before she went to the gym now she just leaves the house silently

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Right now, I am excercising. And I am going to push my 5'3", 95lb Body to its limit. And when I'm done, I will have gone even further beyond my Manlet Capabilities.
Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/EXILkYWSG80
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>>24729500
As a manlet, this is the most cringe post I've seen on this site, please, for the love of god, stop.
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You expect me to believe a robot, out of all people can excel in physical fitness starting from 95 lbs?

this bait is worse than posts ending in "prove me wrong"

here's your reply you fucking mong
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>>24729885
>>24729923
Your words mean nothing to me. If Goku can, I CAN.
https://youtu.be/YtaNFUr89qY

Both my parents have different schedules and every second they are they are loud as fug. They run in and out the house every two seconds and slam the door and it makes the whole house shake. I wake up every day to them smashing cubbards downstairs right under me and slamming and sliding pans off the oven. Every time I try to sleep they lie awake in their room laughing and yelling for hours on end . every time I try too sleep i hear them slamming shit dropping shit and running bach from their room to the downstairs. I tell them to keep it down and they freak out saying well what the fuck I can't even walk around the house while you sleep and I keep saying no I don't give a shit if you walk around and do shit but please try to be quiet and polite about at least late at night or until late in the morning. They keep bitching that I'm literally telling them to stay in their room (yes they're slow) and not be able to move around but literally all I ask them is they quietly close stuff instead of slamming it shut.

Still every fucking morning I hear

>go downstairs
>come up again
>go downstairs again
>come back up again
>go back downstairs again
>hear microwave door slam shut
...
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>slams shut again
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>slams shut again
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>happens another 2 times
>hear someone stomping downstairs
>cubbard slams literally is inches under my bed
>cubbard slams about 8 more times accompanied by stomping
>door slams shakes my entire room and body
>door slams again
>stomping
>door slams 4 more times
>hear stomping up the stairs back in their room
>they sit there and yell and continue walking up and down the stairs about ten more times before going back to sleep. This is at 9-10 am every day until 2-4 am

I just want to sleep early tonht but I can't and eint because they sr drinking like every other night and its 2 am and they're drunk and screaming in their room
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Worked for me when I had a snoring roommate (college, so same bedroom).

http://www.amazon.com/Hearos-Ultimate-Softness-Earplugs-20-Pair/dp/B001EPQ3H4/
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>>24729476
I know what you mean, every morning is like this.
>dogs barking
>dogs go crazy barking
>hear load as fuck tv at 7am
>grandma yelling because she's dumb as fuck
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>>24729476
What is your job Anon?

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Why are you alone?
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Because I'm too scared to talk to grills and I look like a rapist. Would rather die alone on day 400 of nofap than risk talking to QTs.
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>>24729466
>Why are you alone?

Because I like being alone.
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I choose to be this way.

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>"urgh Brendan, when are you gonna get me my alimony and child payments, its the start of the month...Oh my god I forgot it was your birthday yesterday...YOU HAVE 2 DAYS TO GET IT"
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JUST FUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
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>>24729611
If I fucked your career up would you die?
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>>24729759
it would be an extremely large loss of money

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R@TE MY W@IFU
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chestlet/10
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>>24729459
Thats a man yoo

This is originaruu
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You mean husbando?

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