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>tfw my life would be infinitely better if i was yung lean
it seriously hurts knowing i will never roll with my crew making dank ass vapor wave, setting the newest clothing trends, and sipping on iced lean
>>24727908
How's 2013 treating you?
>>24727976
lean is still fire in 2015 dude
what went so horribly wrong?3
>tfw you will never be this adventurous
>tfw you will never clutch your tiny furry paws around the neck of a speedy hummingbird
>tfw you will never ascend mt doom
>tfw you will never kiss ginny, or battle voldy
>tfw you will never fly
>tfw you will never read the presidents book of secrets
>tfw your 2d waifu will never be real
tfw these feels hit you
Damn anon
I didn't even get a parents consent for this feels trip
> tfw overloaded by an absurd amount of autism from one post
stfu my waifu is real!
Why aren't you the main hero in your own saga, Anon?
What epic wyrd is withheld from you?
Can you unspin the knotted loom of your destiny?
Gaze into my skald's pool...
>0 never
>1 never, though deeds may change
>2 the fates do not smile upon it
>3 stranger things have come to pass
>4 it holds promise, young Anon, but be cautious
>5 Does the wind blow north or south? All odds are one
>6 Fortune smiles; go gently
>7 Very likely
>8 Almost definitely; make haste
>9 Definitely
>dubs: a guide will appear to you soon, to aid your quest
>trips: a thane will appear before you soon, to serve you well
>quads: a qt shall be yours everlasting
>consecutive quads/quints: a wish has been granted by a fickle but friendly spirit. Make it well
rolling for quads
I want to know if anything will ever make me feel (hopefully good) again
>>24728531
o-okay
will something at least make life worthwhile, even if I can't feel it, or will I just end up killing myself in a few years? (yes for former no for latter)
>>24728562
If I kill myself will I go to hell?
Post your goals for 2016.
>get a gf
>become a good enough artist to gain a following and hopefully start a patreon
pic unrelated.
>>24727843
HahHHHHHHahHahahahahaha
Oh to be 16 again.
>>24727843
>tfw my band got signed this year
>tfw got a gf this year
It won't make you happy anon. True robotdom is unavoidable misery
>create a cure to cure my manletism
>break my masturbation record (10 times in one day)
What's the edgiest thing you are capable of?
Drinking OJ right after brushing my teeth.
>>24727794
Reese peanut butter spread to the EDGE of the bread.
with chocolate milk.
So fuck you, you stupid fucking cunts. I'll kick ya.
I vape at the movies
Who's /r9k/'s pornfu?
I've never been able to fap to Grey. I think I respect her too much.
>>24727799
If i had a fedora pic i would post it
>Who's /r9k/'s pornfu?
Dakota Skye
why don't you /regress/?
>get home from wage slaving
>get naked
>throw on super comfy diaper
>put on super comfy footed pj's
>suck on my pacifier
>watch cartoons and shitpost on /r9k/
feels good
do you live alone, op?
how many days a week do you work?
>>24727703
>spend money on toys
>play video games all day
>eat candy for dinner
that should be regression enough
>>24727703
i did. pretty bad. i regressed so much that i wasnt able to physically eat food i had to relearn how to eat i went so far back i was a baby. dont ever try that shit if you dont know what you are doing.
>"Anon, If I only could, I'd make a deal with god, and I'd get him to swap our places"
>>24727691
>"Anon, stop fucking texting me holy shit. We dated back in the 8th grade for only like a week tops. I'm with Samuel now, he treats me better and isn't a fucboi like you. Besides, you couldn't afford me."
>>24727691
>go from programmer master race to retarded bleeding cuntface
Satan protect me
>>24727691
I wish that i'd get fucked in my boipuss by sam hyde
why don't you just get a racist gf, /r9k/?
would if I could m8
would if I could
Because I'm black.
They usually don't go for that.
Because racists are outcasts in modern first world countries and likely to be violently victimized without recourse.
I don't want to fight for anyone. Closet racist might be ok
Homemade fleshlight thread.
I feel like I have perfected my design. Pic is not mine, pic is shit tier.
I use a cardboard tube some tequila came in, 4 garden variety sponges (2 on each side,) and 2 extra long latex gloves. 1 glove houses the sponges, I put a rubber band around it for extra tightness, the interior glove is obviously what I fuck.
I also put an air hole in the cardboard tube so air can escape without popping the gloves off.
The tube is pretty long so I stuffed it full of plastic bags so I don't have to worry about the sponges slipping too far in the tube.
All told materials cost me maybe 20 bucks not counting the tequila. And the best part is there's no cleanup like there would be with a fleshlight since I just toss the interior glove out.
How are your designs working out robots?
>$20
just buy a fucking tenga
>>24727656
>$20 to fuck the pringles guy
>>24727656
I live with my grandparents so I'd be so embarrassed if they found it
I wanna make one tho
what the fuck am i supposed to major in in college????
I've already gone through a lot of options that excited me like environmental science, biology, biochemistry, etc and found out they all have shitty job prospects.
i want something not shitty that also will land me a job and money. is the only fucking thing out there engineering? i took an engineering class in high school and it was so boring it made me want to kill myself
someone help me with choosing a major before i
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>24727613
Go to trade school or become a NEET.
>2015
>still buying the college meme
good goy
>>24727613
If you're in Tennessee, try the free community college. But you're most likely not desu
>start watching vga awards
>all this dumb shit that has nothing to do with video game awards
>faggot conan just has to be there too as well as chvrches
i just dont get it familia the whole world wants me to just sit and refresh /r9k/
>2 awards for Her Story
>TW3 wins GOTY
Chvrches was fucking awful as well.
The threads on /v/ were complete cancer.
Just 100% shitposting.
>>24727631
Glad to hear TW3 won GOTY, I think it really deserved it. Last game I played was MGSV like a month ago or something, hadn't played anything since, but I went and booted Witcher 3 recently and it just blew me away. It is the antithesis of MGSV, every inch of the game world feels alive, vibrant, exciting. It's an overload of the senses. Even remote side quests have more heart than most whole games.
i just wanted to see zelda
Should loners/introverts just kill themselves?
It's not like we can function properly in civilized society.
>>24727579
>validate society's movement toward a hive mind
>just ignore who the queen bee is
fucking gross
>>24727579
>anubis_and_excessive_trumpet_mummy.jpg
>>24727623
I don't understand what you're talking about.
Are you disagreeing with me?
Why do gross attention whoring trannies have friends and I don't? It's not fair.
because they are willing to get on their knees and have a dick shoved up the butt. We all know how pathetic and thirsty men are especially on this site.
>>24727537
Post steam faggot.
>>24727537
Please be my girlfriend i will do literally anything
ITT They just made a movie about your life. What is the opening scene of?
>Where?
>When?
>Any music playing? What song
Describe the scene in as much/little detail as you want
>two minutes of typing at a keyboard
>then, off-screen voice explaining,
>'The subject of the movie's only (admittedly) redeeming quality was his (admitted) concern for other people's time; representing this quality is this comment you're hearing, which concludes this movie. You can go home. Thank you.'
>>24727481
>my room
>evening? winter day? can't tell, the lights on though
>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82KP7otdYJw
It would just be me doing whatever I usually do, realtime, eating noodles or playing vidya or shitposting or going off to have a wank.
It'd be more of a intermediary break type thing, like when shows say we'll be back shortly.
Child running around a playground next to a baseball field with a friend and an older friend. Pure euphoria getting chased around by the older friend. That friend would later go on to be in the NHL, i am posting on r9k.
