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>tfw laughing at the absurdity of life but still finding meaning in it
i always hear people talking about finding "meaning" in things. what does that even mean? what are they talking about?
>>24724815
Goals, challenges, invention, etc.
>tfw laughing at the absurdity is the only meaning I've found
Why don't we just be friends anon?
Why would you even want to be my friend?
With benefits? ok
>>24724592
This, I haven't been friend zoned since 9th grade nearing a decade ago because I just don't even bother with friendship anymore.
>Be new born me.
>Parents take me home and notice that i'm getting blue/purple.
>This keeps happening.
>They take me to a doctor.
>I have a very fucking serious heart disease.
>To this day my parents didn't find the right words to describe it, but i had twisted arteries (or something like that).
>I can die at any moment.
>They do a cirurgy on a 14 days old me.
>Take out of my heart.
>Put a mecha heart on my chest.
>Hours later they put it back.
>My legs hadn't been receiving enough blood.
>The muscles in my legs get extremely damaged by the sudden blood pressure.
>My legs are, to this day, crocked and i still walk like a penguin.
A video of me walking when i was little.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alluDgwIef0#t=222
Pic related, a little me standing on my feet.
Not gonna post a recent picture because i don't want people to know who i am. (Even though it's not hard to find out using the videos and pictures.)
Least you have a girlfriend right
>>24724558
>2008
You're like 8 years old in that video
MODS UNDERAGE AND B&
>>24724632
Old video posted on 2008.
I was 10 on that video btw...
>tfw money would literally solve all of my problems
Only if you're black and a rapper apparently they have all of their shit under control but if you're a famous actor you still have problems
>>24724551
This applies to pretty much everyone whether they admit it or not.
>>24724551
not really, they would just make people turn the blind eye on everything that is wrong with you OP.
Have you considered the idea that the reason none of us have girlfriends is because all the girls that we know or could potentially know are in on the fact that we watch anime, but we just aren't aware of it?
>>24724483
This post made me smile, thanks OP.
>>24724483
I don't watch anime and have a gf so it could be
then again my gf is abusive and I have tried to kill myself 12 times so maybe anime isn't so bad
>>24724483
I've never seen an episode of anime, and I haven't had an extended conversation with a girl much less a relationship.
>tfw you remember meeting her for the first time .
>tfw it wasnt anything special
>tfw you slowly started getting into her
>tfw enjoying cocktails by the sea on cool summer nights.
>tfw dancing together in the club .
>tfw having sex for the first time . you said you liked long black dresses and earrings . she wore them for you .
>tfw she sent you pictures of her wearing her cute work uniform. saying " good morning babe xxx "
>tfw you let her sleep after having sex , and as you start wearing your clothes she says " are you just gonna fuck me and leave ? " and you stay and cuddle like a moron until the early morning hours.
>tfw you remember the days at the beach together , laughing , swimming together. you remember her sun tanned skin and her hot bikini.
>tfw it's all over now
>tfw you realize people are people , you just projected what you wanted to see .
>tfw she wasn't who you thought she was
>tfw it's all over now
>tfw it's all over now .
FUCK OOUTTA HERE NORMIEEEE
RRAEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RECKONING WILL COME DOWN UPON YOU IN THE FORM OF YOUR OWN BLOOOOOOOD
>>24724672
......are you ok buddy?
>>24724701
JUST FUCKING BLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Any robots out there speak Italian?
Need to get this homework done but I don't get it and am on the cusp of failing this class. I can copy and paste it directly.
>>24724416
I can try. I'm on the can though. What year/semester?
>>24724416
I can understand italian (not speak it though)
paste it here and i'll see if i can help
trying but getting non ascII text error bullshit. one sec...
please give me pictures of Anita Sarkeesian and erotic stories
I hate that cunt but dammit I second this
>You dirty, neckbeard! Oh, you wanna play some of your precious video games, manchild? Maybe after you clean my feet a bit I'll let you save Peach.
>>24724723
go on.....and I'm pretty sure thats Photoshopped by my dick doesn't seem to care
Why are all girls whores?
You would be too if it was so easy to get laid
>>24724368
You guys who didn't watch the streams wouldn't know what she said of Sam Hyde personally outside of his comedy.
>>24724637
What'd she say?
Also what happened to Ashley?
>turn 21
>nothing changed other than being able to buy beer to make WoW bearable
I thought being old was fun guys
>>24724322
>I thought being old was fun guys
You were lied to. It only gets worse from here on out anon.
>>24724322
pfff, gotta love europe with alcohol at 18.
>>24724388
It doesn't really make a difference honestly, it's so easy to get alcohol without being 21
Could someone please translate the text in the bottom right corner?
>>24724316
put it in google, not sure if it's right though
>>24724415
Yes can confirm
>>24724415
thank you so much
19383u2
If you were a Nazi guard at Auschwitz, would you save this cute teenage Jewish girl?
White knight reflex: triggered.
She didn't survive
Seriously, how the fuck could they do that? Men killing men is natural, but what the fuck is the point of killing prime JB?
Nazis were closet homos.
Another teenage victim.
You want to pollute your bloodline and have your children be jews?
>>24724245
Man typhus is a fucking bitch. If only the allies had bothered sending food and supplies to the camps instead of bombing the supply lines that ran to them.
BETA UPRISING GENERAL
>Where will it happen?
>When will it happen?
>Will there only be one or multiple betas?
>Will they beat the highscore?
>Will the media realize what's causing these happenings or will it be yet another gun control issue?
>>24724177
Will never happen. Betas are by definitions loser who can't accomplish anything, yet an uprising of some sort.
>>24724263
Elliot, d-roof, and harper - mercer made it happen. Someone else can to, but even more spectacular
>>24724177
>Where will it happen?
'Murica, obviously.
>When will it happen?
Probably within the next few weeks, considering how things are going.
>Will there only be one or multiple betas?
Probably just one, more than one would involve talking.
>Will they beat the highscore?
Yes.
>Will the media realize what's causing these happenings or will it be yet another gun control issue?
Gun Control and Mental Health will be blamed, obviously.
>you will never go places with a girl
>>24724176
jokes on you; me and my sister hang out all the time.
>>24724176
depends on the girl
i went to the mall with a monotone hambeast and i cringe looking back on it
now if it was a little syrian girl that spoke no english that would be more fun
>druga linia metra
rather stay home tbf familia
>tfw can't decide how to organize my sexy/cute girl-pictures folder
By race, hair style, size/weight, clothed/unclothed? What about when I have multiple pics of the same girl that fit in different categories?
The folder has grown so big that it's impossible to browse efficiently when I'm looking for a certain pic, but I can't commit to any organizing.
>>24724128
sort by size and post some big ones
>Dirty
>>Tasteful
>>>Race
>>Distasteful
>>>Race
>>>>Name
>Clean
>>Race
>>>Name
a porn collection is a harem for betas
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