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>literally days away from 2016
>defending your choice to wear autism shoes - ever
>getting butt flustered and lashing out at people for pointing this out to you
>completely failing to understand that not all sneakers are autism shoes because aesthetics escape you
>failing to understand that it isn't the brand that matters when you try to claim that normies wearing NB 574s means your aspergers shoes aren't autistic.
>still desperately trying to claim that this thread means OP is from fa and obsessed with shoes
Autism shoes - not even once
>I'd better wear these all terrain hiking shoes to negotiate the walk from the car park to the mall!
not this fucking thread again
>>24702310
>le I'm le enraged and triggered - the post
>actually trying to imply this thread again is any more insufferable than all the other threads that repeat themselves here.
Pic related - you in shoe form
Nikola Tesla, despite being 6'2", European, and looking like the pic, was celibate. This is the man who invented alternating current, radio waves, radar, X-rays, and so much more, yet he never once had the inclination to touch a vagina. But why?
Because he was smart.
Because he knew that relations had nothing to offer, and that there was more to life. He had an obligation to humanity, and a cause to fight for. And he was smart enough to know that relationships would only be a drain. He never gave in to his instincts, and as such, transcended the boundaries of what is possible.
And all of you can do it as well.
While I'm pretty sure most of this place would desperately cling to any slightly attractive human specimen they could find, I'm also fairly sure that none of them would touch anyone from here consentually. And that's okay. Western society has placed an unfair burden on all guys that they need to have a girlfriend or they have failed at life. But only you can decide whether or not you are content. Besides, the effort required to get a desirable body is actually quite large, and the time spent becoming what society views as attractive can be spent doing pretty much anything else. So, in a way, when you try to become attractive, you end up becoming less of a person than you could have become.
Point is, have a cause. All of you have the ability to connect to the internet, and since you can read this, you now have access to basically unlimited knowledge. If you feel like you can't change anything, chaos theory effectively makes you a god. Don't give in to society's expectations, because only you will know your true wants. Now go, and be the next Nikola Tesla!
--Random stuff to help--
Amazing programming tutorials (may help some people, I don't know):
https://www.youtube.com/user/thenewboston
Motivation
https://www.reddit.com/r/getdisciplined/comments/1q96b5/i_just_dont_care_about_myself/cdah4af
I'd rather kill myself than live the rest of my life without getting a gf. It's the only thing I want. I don't wanna be rich or smart I just want a cute girl to tell me she loves me.
>This is the man who invented alternating current, radio waves, radar, X-rays, and so much more, yet he never once had the inclination to touch a vagina. But why?
No he didn't you gullible fuck. I bet you also believe that story about Edison promising him $50,000.
>>24723823
>But why?
Must have had no sexual urges at all.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>24723585
Sad thing is I'm pretty sure most of /r9k/ and 4chan as a whole are too young to remember this pasta.
>>24723585
>perfect
>football
Your brain injuries are seriously going to limit your success later in life. But that's fine; you had glory days, hold onto that.
>>24723708
Oh god you were right >>24723727
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>tfw no naive chronically ill autist gf
>>24723183
i've been there, it's not fun. the chronic illness bit is especially fucking awful. there's literally a new, often repetitive complaint every single fucking moment of the day. it also foments a terrible dependency in them, they won't leave you to live your life, always demanding something of you. fuck that.
>>24723183
wowow there lad, don't you even go there with Nagisa.
>>24723213
Fuck off you heartless normie
>"Please submit a brief essay, either personal or creative, which you feel best describes you."
>stare at the blank page forever because there's nothing likable or interesting about you
>be 18
>post about everything on r9k
>>24723128
/theadfuck off if you post this to le reddit funni karma xd
>>24723128
>>24723143
Transfer students have to write entrance essays too, faggots.
Why is it so awful now?
because they made it family friendly and because the personalities are lame
attitude era is golden age of wrestling
>>24722897
John Cena is a part of it, and not pushing Bryan enough and Punk when they had him
>>24722897
>Implying wrestling was ever good
>What your average NEET looks like
>>24722859
A NEET is usually not just leeching off one person.
Why are you up in arms about NEETs?
Looks pretty handsome. I dig it
who /superiorintellect/ here?
130 IQ
In latin America
>>24722742
Nice but my iq is 131 and im in europe
>>24722680
I'm /dumb/ what is it like having a "superior" intellect? Does that mean like +4 sigma or what?
I have a gf and she's abusive and neglectful on account of her anxiety and depression disorders (not diagnosed yet) that make her think I'm constantly cheating on her. And instead of trying to figure out if I am or not, she punishes me on her assumption and not an actual fact. She doesn't let me joke about offensive things because it "makes her feel sick", and I almost regularly do something that makes her think about killing herself, even if I view it as overreacting. e.g. posting a picture of my collarbones on snapchat with the caption "progress."
what do I do guys. I know being single would make me a full loser again, since I have no friends, a barely working car, am a virgin, and listen to dark ambient music unironically. Do I leave her? She gives me everything I need, and at some points she makes me feel amazing, so I don't know if I want to leave that. But there's also a chance that she would hurt herself if I left and I don't want that
chads welcome
>>24722641
If your life is better with her then keep her. If you're miserable then leave. No one can tell you what to do, you have to decide what you want based on what is best for you and do that thing.
>>24722893
I'm more miserable than happy, but the happy feels way more intense than the misery
>>24722641
Tell her to kill herself if she doesn't like what you're saying.
Honestly, robots.
Why don't you start using heroin instead of obsessing over crap you know you have no real control over? (such as what people think of you.) Heroin makes you not give a fuck and feels better than sex with someone you love.
I HAVE heroin in my drawer but I dont know where the FUCK to get needles. Fuck
>>24722626
I bought needles from the internet in a country where buying needles without a prescription is illegal.
I use kratom. It can give me a pretty nice nod if I dose high enough.
>So big bro..what's this /r9k/ website you're on?
>>24722576
LOL
>implying my sister gives a fuck what I do with my computer
Get a better family, OP.
Why are you white?
Oh it's just a site where nasty people who want to fuck their sweet little sisters in the pooper go. I just go there because it's funny, though.
Big dick feels thread. Someone on /soc/ said my dick was to big for women, and that I should go for gays.
:(
>>24722525
>tfw 7 x 7
>tfw women cry when I put it in too quickly.
>tfw I can't even cum during sex because I have to go slowly.
>my girlfriend complains about it hurting during sex
>as a result basically never has sex with me
>I haven't gotten laid in over 2 months
>>24722525
pictures or gtfo.
>gay
>pretend to be straight
>even to my closest friend, I lied and said I was bi
>even on the internet i pretend to be straight
everything in my life is based upon this lie that i keep building on and building on and building on
Its normal and common to be gay nowadays
Why you creating problems for yourself?
>>24722394
yeah but if you come out and say"I felt threatened and scared that somebody would hurt me because of it," you'll get a shit ton of love and probably mad dudes (assuming you're male) on you
>>24722426
because i am still ashamed.
>>24722448
the only people to 'come out' to is my family. i dont have much of an online presence.
i think it would be really weird if i told my best friend that when i came out as bi to him i was lying and im gay.
>Tfw you have half a bowl packed for later
>>24722384
Gratz on the score!!!
How do you smoke weed without rolling a joint?
>>24722430
foil and a water bottle.
>going grocery shopping
>stop by timmies for some milk
>all they have left is the large bags
>now this bag of milk is taking up all the room in my fridge
>>24722363
>10L bag of milk
>buying it at timmies
What the fuck kind of canuck are you? Just get your milk from Macs or something.
>>24722389
There's no Macs around in my area.
>>24722432
Where do you live that there aren't any Macs? Are you some kind of inuit or something?
