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How does it feel knowing you'll never score pussy in a club with all the other normies and chads?
>>24716407
Pretty good, I like living a simple quiet life
dat lean
dat armpit hair
how the fuck am i supposed to compete?
even his armpit hair is chadly and cute.
>>24716424
Im with u on that one brother
https://theoxytocinchronicle.wordpress.com/2015/12/02/generation-cry-baby-why-millennials-are-a-fking-joke/
Every generation hates the next and blames the previous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
>>24716389
Millennials deserve the hate they get. Millennials are the first generation to be almost entirely made up by sjws
Reminder that mellenials are gen y, which is everyone born after midnight on jan 1 1980
Weed seems like a made up drug. Its a plant that is literally called "Weed". seems like something from a novel or something. i guess truth really is sranger than fiction.
It's just slang. The real name is marijuana
>>24716284
marijuana was a name made up for cannabis by the mexicans
How high are you OP?
What is her name?
Diana...
Alicia
bloxxxxxx
>>24716249
>Victoria
I still think about her everyday.
literally every woman I've ever had a one on one conversation with on or offline
I'm becoming one with my autism, guys. I've shown my power level at least three times today. Will dump stories.
> hanging out playing civ with friend
> make constant meme references, "current year" and sonic the hedgehog mostly.
> he tells me sonic the hedgehog came out in 1998
> says I'm basically making all your base jokes
> laugh my ass off and double the amount of sonic references I make
>>24716195
> in class (inb4 underageb& I'm 18)
> girl talking about jokes
> says memes
> walk up to her and show her pic related on my iPod
> pop boner from the risk involved in showing her an iPod filled with 200 pictures saved off of instagrams of her and her friends
> we have to present group project
> Topkek at the class having to stare at my boner
>>24716195
> presenting on Shakespeare
> we can use textbook or these "core" books that the teacher made
> basically contain everything we're going to read that year without the textbook's bullshit
> had to pay 3 dollars but whatever
> during presentation she says we can write all over these books
> take opportunity to start drawing a cock in my book
> drawing a cock in front of my class, qt standing next to me sees it
> kek and finish
> pic related
its not all fun and games, though
> break up with waifu because can't stop jerking off to other women
> still clinging to hope of one day having sex
> don't want her to feel like a pit stop or a fallback
> know she deserves better, let her go
> miserable, miss her
> know she's happier without me
> she came back last night
> I explained that I'm just not good enough for her and I don't deserve her
> she leaves, I don't think she's coming back
> just happy I'm not dragging her down anymore
>Hehe don't worry anon, he's just growling cause he likes youd-down boy
Wait til the other doggy bait thread reaches the archive you shitposting NEET.
>>24716167
Caucasian shepherd >shit bull
>tfw that's not even a pitbull
it's likely a bull terrier that's mixed with american bully. learn2breed
http://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/courts-crime/turned-on-by-vomit-and-faeces-man-tricked-13-young-boys-to-take-laxative
>SINGAPORE - Over three years, a 22-year-old man posed as an ex-schoolmate of young boys aged 12 to 14 and persuaded them to consume between 10 to 20 laxative pills as part of a fictitious school experiment.
>When the boys suffered from severe vomiting and diarrhoea, Sean Chew Jun Yang would ask for photos and videos of their vomit and faeces, which he used to fulfil his sexual fantasies.
>He later admitted that the photos and videos made him feel "excited".
>After he was arrested in 2012, he reoffended twice while out on bail, using the same modus operandi. There were 13 victims in total.
>On Friday (Nov 13), Chew was sentenced to three years' jail after admitting to eight counts of causing hurt by means of poison. Another 10 charges were taken into consideration.
>Chew is out on a $20,000 bail and intends to appeal his sentence. Now 26, he is currently in his final year studying for an engineering diploma.
>He targeted his first group of victims, then aged between 12 and 14, by first befriending them on Facebook in early May 2012.
b-but asians are the true master race
what does this have to do with /r9k/
what is your agenda
~h8
this is why we can't have qt cara threads
Love is varying, love fades.
Hate is absolute, hate is more comfortable.
Hate has served us better than love, throughout history and evolution.
Love is confusing and uncertain, hate is certain.
>>24716083
Carafags arent robots though. thats like claiming american tourists who visit china are chinese
I'm working mexican tier carpentry but the pay is good (900 a week senpai) and I hate it
I graduated high school with a 3.0 4 years ago.
I did research on law enforcement but I won't get hired having smoked weed over 20 times. (Once a week since beginning of 2015.
Should I continue onto a higher payed trade like electrician work or go to CC for 2 years then transfer to a real school.
How does one just get carpentry jobs like that with no experience
>>24715913
I'd say electrician work if you're solely considering PAY
you're making about 45k a year with carpentry and most jobs won't make more than that unless you're considering grad school or engineering
>>24716068
My dad is a contractor and had me on job sites since I was 11. I don't work for him because I burned that bridge, but I knew basic to intermediate shit and picked it up really quickly. Plus I think it helps that I'm bilingual.
true robots can't even post on this board. i have to use my dog to even submit a post
this board is full of normies pretending to be robots
buy a 4chan pass now, goyi- err, robot, and be a TRUE robot now!
kek desu senpai imo baka
I think you are lost. Reddit is this way. https://www.reddit.org/
>tfw no boyfriend
Just ignore shit threads like that. If a Femanon REALLY wanted a boyfriend, the bitch could just ask for one on /r9k/ since a majority of us Robots are horny, lonely beta fags who cant get a girl.
Seriously, shut the fuck up with the "tfw no bf" threads. There's nothing wrong with being a fembot, but complaining "m-muh feels! no bf!" on a website filled with beta males who are willing to get any girl they see if allowed is fucking autistic.
>>24715864
>tfw no submissive bf to dominate
why even live
>>24715864
I'm not that desperate, Anon
>>24715965
Not saying ALL Femanons are desperate, but it fills me with rage to see faggots making those kind of threads.
>he lets his motivation get drained by the feminist movie complex
>men by the millions allow their sex drive to be keked by a woman behind a camera miles away
>family transformed to fetish
>he's addicted to porn
Fact: Feminists have always supported porn to abolish the sex drive. When you think you're horny, you're actually acting upon a reflex to watch porn. Notice how feminists go after video games and consistently deny the existence of porn/prostitution? This is just as feminists intended.
>Wednesday, 10 July, 2002 Israel bans porn on TV
The Israeli parliament, the Knesset, has banned cable and satellite broadcasters from showing pornography.
The measure tightens a loophole in the law after television channels were prohibited from transmitting pornography last year.
Only three women voted in favour of the bill, while four others opposed it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2121341.stm
>Pornography: The Jewish Secret WMD
"Women in porn are packaged commodities. They are pleasure dolls and sexual puppets. They are stripped of true emotions. Porn is not about sex, if one defines sex as a mutual act between two partners, but about masturbation, a solitary auto-arousal devoid of intimacy and love. The cult of the self-that is the essence of porn-lies at the core of corporate culture. Porn, like global capitalism, is where human beings are sent to die."
In 2002, when Ramallah was under Jewish army siege, the Israeli army captured three of the four Palestinian TV stations. It used these TV stations to broadcast pornographic movies to Palestinian households in order to demoralize Muslims and Christians living in the West Bank.
When the US and its absurd allies occupied Iraq for Israel in 2003, Baghdad was flooded with porn DVDs and books within six months.
https://www.darkmoon.me/2015/pornography-the-jewish-secret-wmd/
>women devalue their bodies and 'mystique' by putting their 'high value bodies' on the net for all to see
If porn means that I will want nothing to do with them in reality, it is a good thing
> It used these TV stations to broadcast pornographic movies to Palestinian households in order to demoralize Muslims and Christians living in the West Bank.
This is fucked up. Jews are starting to win against Christianity.
>>24715869
>tfw jews are worse than muslims because of this
Anyone else here photogenic but ugly as shit IRL?
I really don't know what the fuck is going on with my face.
>>24715730
>tfw 2/10 in pictures but 6/10 irl
>>24715730
i dont really know
it's been 3 years since the last pic i took
>>24715730
no you're probably actually that ugly
or it's because you're used to seeing your face mirrored so it's jarring which is a common phenomenon.
ask someone if you really look like that and youll get your answer
Oi Robots,
If you had a famous blog, what would the subject be of your last 600 word post.
-Easy mode: Anything
-Normal mode: Socially acceptable
-Hard mode: Original and unique
>>24715649
probably along the lines of japanese horror
there'd be so much to talk about
>>24715649
Seems interesting. What would would you definately mention in that post?
>>24715649
About how emotions can be described as mathematical equations
Post the saddest picture you've ever seen
and no, gore is not sad.
>>24715474
this make me tear up every time.
do you relate?
>>24715498
Yeah, I love my Dad so much. My mom is a total bitch though.I still love her tooI have no friends at all besides him and when he's gone I'll be all alone.
