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Ask someone who just came into a Big Mac and ate it anything.
Did you enjoy the secret sauce?
>>24714730
did you take pics though?
>>24714730
Disgusting.
I cant belive you would eat that shit.
McDonald's is fucking gross
Why do white people hate affirmative action when they benefit from it the most and Asians get screwed over by it the most?
>chin Chang works hard all his life in school to get into a good college
>Stacy spends the majority of her school life sucking dick, going to parties and barely passing
>Stacy gets into good university
>chin Chang gets c.u.cked because there are already too many of his kind in the school
>Whores get special treatment
>Blame white people
>>24714828
White whores specifically
>>24714726
Pretty much desu senpai. Same shit is happening here in Australia.
>be me, got dux for math and science at prestigious high school
>get uni scholarship for engineering
>find out that being a woman gives you essentially the same scholarship
I met some of these girls in first year group assignments, they're all vapid, brain dead pieces of shit who just jumped on the stem meme. One of them literally told me that they were terrible at maths and had no interest in science. Why are they diluting my profession?
is it true that asian girls lust after white men only?
>>24714692
No, but most of them like white guys
>>24714692
Yes. If you're Asian you're going to have to compete in an unfair playing field. If you're anything else you should stick to masturbating.
more white wymen for us esseeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwUkTY6KWQo
Call bullshit if you want, but I am going to change one person's life today.
I am a /rich/fag. I am getting bored of what to do with my money. Therefore, I am going to help one of you faggots out, because I've never known what it feels like to be poor.
Provided that you are serious, all expenses will be taken care of.
>Sell me your start up idea
If I think your idea is good enough, I will email you extra details. You will have initial funding, a team of developers, and your own company.
This is your chance. Don't fuck it up /anon/.
Good luck.
The tinder equivalent for keks.
solar powered robots that perform all manual labor
my idea is GO FUCK YOURSELF
Why are all of you still living in your parents basement instead of partying in Vegas and having room service and whores delivered to your room?
I tried so hard. And got so far. In the end it doesn't even matter. Kys
here is the attention/validation you seek
now get a hooker to hook you up with some heroin to OD on
anxiety to the point where my heart feels like its going to explode out of my chest.
and trying to find a job with no experience is fucking awful.
wht u doin
>>24714535
Hey they're two consenting human beings , who are we to judge them.
>>24715677
how old is she though
This is a new level of faggotry
9/10 girl sitting next to me in class roll dubs and I will do what you please
ask her if she likes Kpop
>>24714359
Stroke her hair
Stroke her thigh
Hello friends. I understand that all of you are very anxious and confused. I used to be just like you. Over a short period of time I managed to turn my life around but it was not without a little help. 3 days ago I overdosed on LSD. While I didn't take THAT much, I did definitely take more than I was intending. Something incredible happened to me though. I died. Letting go of myself and my physical body to become part of something bigger. I realized all of the things in my life that were related to my ego and all of the things I was doing that made me sad. I saw all of the reasons for everything I do and think and I didn't like them so they changed. I used to be just as anxious as any robot but I haven't felt any anxiety at all since my experience . I think that all of you robots are confused and if you did a large dose of LSD the world would make sense to you, and your anxiety would melt away. Just a suggestion for people that I really care about.
>>24714333
Tried to and was given fake LSD, almost got gg no re'd but I spit out the tab once I noticed my tongue was burning. Felt like shit for a whole day tho. Much better than losing your mind senpai baka
>>24714394
I've never been giver Research chemicals but that sounds like a smart idea, spitting it out. Just order drugs off the internet, they're cheaper realler and better!
Are there any hallucinogens which last something like 1-2 hours? I want to try something someday but my schedule's too tight for setting 3+ hours aside just for drugs.
>See female classmate
>She's probably a whore
>Instantly lose all respect for her and don't take anything she says seriously
Is this how Chads feel?
It's gotten to the point where I pretty much expect women to be whores, and whenever they try to give their opinion (and it's always stupid) I just chuckle to myself.
I mean shit, I've started doing it to my mom too, which is a shame since I know she's not a whore.
Anyone else know this feel? Has exposure to women made you completely lose any hint of respect for them as a gender?
I don't even hate them, I just have no expectations for them whatsoever, it's like an animal almost.
>>24714331
>Is this how Chads feel?
Nah. You're really far up your own ass, autist.
>>24714331
Come on, not ALL girls are like that. Just the ones people pay attention to are.
>>24714434
Oh, I know, but it just seems so widespread.
If a girl doesn't seem like that IRL, then you get closer to her and she eventually reveals her nature (secret whore, camwhore, instagram whore, addicted to social media, you name it).
It's nearly impossible to tell which women are legitimately good unless you've known them all your life.
You have 10 seconds to explain why you should bother with 3DPD when 2D exists
>>24714277
touch, love, companionship
lmao dude why the fuck would i ever date some disgusting 3d retard
>>24714301
>touch
Onahole
>Women
>Love
Good joke
>Companionship
Get a dog
drake is just a robot who got lucky and is trying to hide his autism
>>24714270
drake is the ultimate normie who thinks hes a chad
>case closed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTH8Fj9S3fA
Chief keef is one of the few real autist rappers
>>24714915
Chief Keef is not an autist, he just doesn't give a fuck about being a rapper because he's an actual gangster.
Do women like a deep voice?
Bump any fembots here?
Yes.
I go to /soc/ just to listen to one of the guys in the MSA threads because he has the most intoxicating deep, gravely voice.
>tfw listening to him grunting while he faps
>>24714659
Tranny faggots don't count
Is Snape the ultimate robot?
Think about it. He's an ugly and socially inept yet smart guy, who falls in love with Lily and thinks being a nice guy - a friend, will make her fall in love with him. She instead goes for the handsome douche James who constantly mocks him. This drives him nuts and makes him go full beta uprising. After that he becomes the teacher of Chads son whom he treats like shit.
Why do roasties praise him while they would call this person a creep, make fun of his virginity and condemn his actions, were he not a character of Harry Potter? Is it, because in the end he took the role that was meant for him as a beta male, to become disposable for the sake of saving genetically superior Chad Potters life?
>>24714191
>smart
Robots aren't smart. They only think they are.
>>24714191
Because he was brave and went to great lengths for the girl he loved, not just sitting on facebook jerking to her photos and complaining about her bf.
Also, my gf and a lot of her friends find Alan Rickman hot for some reason.
>>24714260
>he was brave and went to great lengths for the girl he loved
what great lengths exactly?
>my gf
REEEEEEEEE
Anyone else inadvertently feel hostile towards women by default? Like if a woman approaches you and tries to sell you something, you're more hostile and dismissive than you would be of a male employee. The same applies to pretty much all other situations, whether it's a cashier, customer service rep, or some bitch trying to talk to you.
No, more terrified than hostile.
women are generally shitty at everything so you're right not to trust them
>>24714217
Aside from this they're also shitty evil people.
Another thing I noticed is that there is no "camaraderie" with women. Accidentally call a woman "dude", "bro" or "man" (like "oh, come on man!") and she'll act all offended even though it's a term that shows she's part of your circle. But there is no female equivalent for those terms. Women are just disgusting reptiles.
Anyone else wake up ugly?
I'm like a 6.5 - 7/10 through out the day but a 4/10 right after waking up.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEErobot pls you know i'm right
>tfw 4.5/10 in the day and 7/10 right after waking up
It's too bad no one will ever wake up next to me to witness this strange phenomenon.
tbqh youre probably ugly all day
