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What personality and interests does your ideal girlfriend have?
>>24721259
>woman
>personality
pick one
>>24721259
yes she does
Uh, I don't care. If getting buttfucked is one of her interests we're on the other side.
>be me
>18
>first year of community college because can't afford uni
>go to math class
>see attractive gals
>discover attractive girl next to me, 7/10 totally attainable
>timetoslipin.jpg
>no one talks in that class
>realize i have no reason to talk to her
>shit.png
>come up with brilliant plan
>run out of paper, that way I'll have no choice but to ask her for some
>run out of paper
>pussy out
>use old paper from a different class
>one day, run out of all useable paper
>grow balls of steel, ask if I could get a sheet of paper
>she says "yes"
>score.jpg
>no other conversation since
>one day, decide to do something bold
>add her on facebook
>no mutual friends
>pull the 'ol 1-2 "whoops didn't mean to add ya! haha!"
>shebuysit.winrar
>have VERY brief discussion over FB
>go to class next day
>acknowledge nothing
>tomorrow is last day of class
how can I win her heart, /r9k?
>>24721258
"whoops didn't mean to add ya! haha!"
that basically just means you were stalking her and pressed add friend by accident, much more creepy than just adding her you moron.
>>24721302
ehhh I played it off decently well, said that she popped up in my suggested friends and I clicked add by mistake
>>24721331
sure she bought that, you autistic fuck
I have a 1000 word essay due by 11:59 tonight
on what
This is meaningless unless you tell your timezone
>>24721264
est time zone
Were you happier as a kid?
What are you like as an adult compared to your youth?
>>24721217
I used to have dreams and energy when i was a kid. Now i'm just a shell of my former self - without any hope and energy.
my childhood was pretty shit, I was only happier because I was ignorant.
>>24721217
I was pretty autistic
I wish I stayed really autistic my life would be so easy
If you are not a NEET you are a NORMIE
how hard is this to understand?
this board used to be good
Agreed OP
There's so much anti-NEET hatred on here it really is obscene
>>24721261
the only thing you lazy fucks have contributed to this board is frogposting and school shootings.
None which never broke the record.
You fail in everything you do.
> bored of 4chan
> its the only thing i do
shit what do i do now..
>>24721187
do drugs familie
>>24721252
wont that just fuck my shit up within a few years?
>>24721260
yeh, probably
not sure what else you could do
go eat junk food or masturbate
Almost to the weekend, wagekuks
But remember, it will fade faster than it approaches
Monday lurks behind every turn
Guys how keked am I? I really can't tell because I kinda love it
>Be me, 26 year old therapist
>set own schedule, never work before 11 am
>work 3 days, 25 total hours
>reimbursed $35/hr for medicaid clients, $45/hr for private insurance
>nothing but cozy sweaters
>hardly paperwork
>comfy couches and my.big comfy chair
>literally just listen and be condescending
How bad do I have it?
>>24721141
Not bad, you beat my salary hour-to-hour.
>26
>QA Engineer I
>52k salary, low for software development, but the job is easy and pretty entry-level, one promotion to QA Engineer II brings me into the 70k range
>work from home 3 days out of 5, workload is light so I can just jerk off, draw, and shitpost most of the time
>when I DO come to the office, it's comfy, well stocked with free food and drink, and has nice comfortable office chairs
>nice health benefits and a 401(k)
>no college debt, and low living expenses, so I sock most of my money away at the bank (currently thinking of investing)
>>24721103
>tfw go to work and do a couple deliveries
>tfw rest of the day is fucking around in delivery van, eating and shitposting
>tfw getting paid for this shit
>21
>engaged
>earning 70k a year
Who /goodlife/ here?
>>>/b/
Heres your home, feel free to visit anytime and make yourself comfortable.
>>24721047
wow legit AND successful very impress
god i admire u
>>24721047
>>21
>>engaged
>>earning 70k a year
>Who /liar/ here?
mfw these roaches never suspect
I never got the full hepatitis B vaccination as a teen. I took the first of 3 shots and was told to come back in a couple months but never did.
Is this something I should take care of? Not on my parents insurance anymore, on a college insurance plan.
Yes. If you want the vaccine to be fully effective, you need the booster shots.
I got chicken pox as a kid, titered negative, got one, another negative, and wasn't positive until the second varicella. I was also negative on mumps and pertussis. I'd say you need it. I didn't start my hep b until earlier this year. I get the third in the morning for free since I wagekek in a hospital. It's funny. In 6 months the shots, turkey, and swag is probably worth more than what they pay me.
>>24721014
>Haven't had a vaccination in 20 years
>Never get infections
Who was in the wrong here?
Mr Krabs.
Just should've said they don't deliver.
Squidward
The customer is always right
The customer
Squidward is always right
>tfw you have been snapping a girl for 25 days
>barely talk in class
>chad flirts with her everyday
>tfw you dont know how to flirt with girls
>tfw you hate chad's guts
how do you flirt with a girl? chad seems to do it perfectely and i just sit and watch wishing it was me, ive never had a gf and im almost 19, ive thought about killing myself but i dont have the balls too, need some advice. im going to snort a line of aderall before the class i have with her just so i can be social so i need some tips. what should i do when chad flirts with her? how do i flirt with her?
instead of hating chad how about you observe what he does and mimic it in a way that fits your style
>>24720990
he does it in a physical way (touchy way), i feel weird whenever i get physical in class and shit, i dont know man...i cant even keep a conversation for 5 minutes
>>24721025
Go to /r/theredpill and read all the links in the right side
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY AM I SO FUCKING MAD ALL THE TIMEE!!
Everything just pisses me the FUCK OFF!!
FUCK THIS GAY SHIT
me and you both
>>24721042
Its getting really bad. I need help or im going to hurt someone.Its ruining my day
Its called depression senpai, look this up and listen to it. Your life will get better, trust me.
Who /sexual aversion/ here?
I think sex sounds good in theory, but both times I've gotten close to another person I was terrified, disgusted, uncomfortable, nauseous, etc. Wherever I was touched I'd jerk away uncontrollably, like a muscle spasm.
Last time I was shaking so hard I had to lock myself in the bathroom to have a panic attack. I jerk off and have normal sexual fantasies, but actually having sex horrifies me. It's like I never grew out of the "ewww, sex is icky" stage.
This used to be in the DSM as a mental disorder but they removed it.
I guess maybe it's because I had little to no interaction with other human beings for many years. But I'm fairly content just being alone now.
>>24720876
same, I can't do it either. I've had a few chances and never went through with it because I was anxious as fuck about just being near them. some real qts too. I, too, have resigned myself to a life alone
Maybe you were rapped as a child and you don't remmember
I am here for you brother. Sometimes masturbation fills me with unease.
People who make music like this are they normies, failed normies, or cyborgs I actually liked it desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65W98So0ddc
they're normies laughing at how pathetic we are
>>24720803
lmfao i like your song OP i am listening now.
im nog gonna try to label
esp that heady synth with the tremolo
He is a fucking normie even though I liked it too you fgt now get off my board.
This beer goes good with pizza because it tastes like bread
>>24720737
this beer goes good with a working man's dinner because it's barely more expensive than water.
>>24720737
Miller Genuine Draft? HOLY SHIT
Where the FUCK can I get this beer?!?!?!?!1111
aww shucks i don't think my rural town has Miller Genuine Draft
>>24721389
Top kek, Nevadafag here and it's the cheapest beer (tied with Milwaukee, sometimes) in every gas station and corner store in the state.
Are you South (I mean the 'South' that flew confederate flags, not just south of me)? I've heard liquor stores there can be pretty bare, Texas and apparently Louisiana have pretty strict state and city laws on it. Probably the rest of the states in that area, too.
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