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ITT: The first time you were wronged by Stacy and Chad.
>>24723308
in my school chad and stacey are really nice people
>>24723337
>are
familia
>>24723308
Stacey had sex with me once, it was pretty great, we didn't talk much after that but she was pretty nice.
Time for the nightly DXM thread
Who's robotripping here tonight? Just downed half a bottle of Robogels, taking it easy so far.
coincidently i had some dxm today.
went to the pharmacy, bought 2 bottles. got ID'd. purchased
drank one.
listened to music in science building of campus
cut one class
went home
bought a bottle of robogels, took all of em
listened to more music
drank last robitussin
basically been high since 1pm
Not today. I've got a big bottle of generic syrup (750mg DXM HBr) I will probably crack open this weekend though.
Also I really, really like that image.
>robotussin
fucking losers
just do painkillers like me
>>24723448
How old does one have to be to get robotussin?
Post your contacts list!
>>24723186
There's no point. There is no contacts list in existence that can defeat the magnificence, the sheer completeness of this list.
>>24723186
Wow I thought 25 contacts was small, wtf mang
>>24723186
come here anon let me give you a hug
>tfw no quadrouple amputee belly gf
>>24723019
sexy belly
How do i find noarms girls in my area? I REALLY want to facefuck a helpless noarms girl and cum right on her stupid noarms forehead.
Even that slut wouldn't date you.
This fembot in the pic is browsing and posting here right now. How does that make you feel?
>>24722811
indifferent, she looks like ur avg grill
>>24722811
I'm happy /r9k/ is a diverse and accepting community.
"Pay attention to me I'm a grill"
Your gender is not special
What's your character alignment, robots?
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd%2Fdnd%2F20001222b
Lawful Neutral fag here.
Also if you're not in the orange you're either a goody-two-shoes normie or a childish edgelord.
bump to be perfecto honesto mi famiglia
I'll throw you a bone, sure.
Neutral Good, so that would be Good
>>24722804
Chaotic neutal
I don't have any online friend. I'm a NEET without friend (in rl) and gaming is not my favourite hobby. Also i'm poor so my computer can't support the most existent game (steam is a good place to find online friend, but if your computer is a piece of poo there is no hope). So i spend all the time to watch series/movie/anime, without every contact online or not.
I'm Italian and my english is NOT well, i have tried to learn it, i can read the 90% of text but writing it's an hell (as you can see ITT).
I just realized that i'm alone with my mind, no contact with parents (dad have mental ill and mother ignoring me), no contact with friend and no contact online but leeching 4chan or random italian/english forum since year and a half.
I'm going to developing a mental disease?
This is my first post on 4CHAN or forum since years, day to remember kek
Fuck off and die fgt
>>24722773
I'd like to be your friend m8
Youre so cute :)
Cutie
>tfw you have to work at 3 am to 3 pm tomorrow
Damn you, neets.
Kek. While you're at work I'm gonna fuck yo bitch
What the fuck do you work at?
>>24723047
Publix. It's a grocery store down south.
JUST BE MY GF ALREADY LADIES I'M GF-STARVING OVER HERE PLS RESPOND IMMEDIATELY
Just rape them at gunpoint, family. It's not like they will say no when a pistol is in their face.
>>24722587
I'M NOT A VIOLENT MAN BUT I AM REALLY FUCKING GF-STARVED RIGHT NOW... LADIES JUST GIVE ME THE LOVE I'M ENTITLED TO I'M HERE IT'S TIME NOW
PLS BE MY BOYFRIEND
IM DESPERATE
I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But it would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want.
We're so perfect as friends, you know? I can tell you anything, and you know you can always come to me anytime you need to hear me bitch about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn't want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend, and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes - would you? Of course not. Well, if we started dating, it would only complicate this wonderful setup I've got going here.
It's just... you're like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, but then what? How could we ever go back to the way we were, where I take advantage of your clear attraction to me so I can have someone at my beck and call? That part of our friendship means so much to me.
No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don't have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego.
>24722531
Think about how awful my last relationship was, remember? The guy I'd call you crying about at 3 a.m.? The guy I met at the birthday party you threw me? I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don't even talk anymore. God, I would die if something like that happened to us.
I've known you so long, you're more like a brother that I've drunkenly made out with twice and never mentioned again. It'd be way too weird.
Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I'd be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other asshole guys I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us.
Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You'll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I'll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she grows jealous and won't believe it when you say we're just friends. But when she dumps you, that's just what we'll be.
Best friends. Friends forever.
>that picture
Race traitors usually don't get to me, but she's gorgeous. Also, she looks like she might have had a decent, innocent childhood, before some shit clearly went down.
>>24722643
I'm pretty sure that's a girl on her left. They're probably friends. I'm sure you've seen girls who hang around with uglier ones to make themselves look better by proximity
bruh coding is the future maaaaan. i just made an app that tells you when to take a shit! haha I'm going to make millions!
>>24722405
Just finished HTML and CSS on codeacademy, coding is so boring I would kill myself if that was my job.
At my university, I have classes all over the campus. For some reason they delegate certain buildings for offices, but that isn't where the classes are held.
Anyways, the building where most of the CS students hang out has some of the most cringiest conversations. They all look like douchebags too. Like thay want to be the next mark zuckerberg or some shit. Primpy little white boys and girly indian guys.
>>24722405
When you know how to code is like you can create an universe in the machine. Don't blame anyone If you are a dull fag without any though or imagination.
I'm a mess. Sorry
one more time
Take this quiz:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/quiz/index.htm
post:
>score
>age
>ethnicity
>gender
>state where you attended elementary/high school
>Merriam-Plebster
Dropped.
>>24722427
doing the "test your vocab" one would take too long.
>pic
>18
>white
>male
>ohio
I just took 200 mg of tramadol, and I am starting to have spasms, I am about to have a seizure, please help me, what do I do?
>tramadol
>ever
you deserve this
Just gotta ride it out man
>>24722362
Please lord, I don't want to go to the hospital.
>mfw I don't have a kid
Rejoice! It could be much worse.
>>24722307
>Implying you ever had sex
>>24722307
What's the matter with kids? I'm serious.
>>24722307
>thinking not continuing your bloodlibe is winning
Nah m80, from an evolutionary standpoint you are losing big time.
what is your favorite NBA team?
>>24722278
Bulce
What kind of normalfag do you take me for?
Nuggets
