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What does /r9k/ think of philosophy?
>>24728767
Real stuff done by logicians and people thinking about things like epistemology is cool. Some people make it pretty woman's studies tier though.
>>24728767
Some of it made sense at first and probably helped with moving civilization forward. Nowadays it's in the shitter:
http://pigeonsandplanes.com/2015/12/jaden-smith-book/
I bomb atomically. Socrates' philisophies can't define how I be dropping these mockeries. Lyrically perform armed robberies. Scream with the lottery. Possibly they spotted me DESU BAKA senpai
What do you faggots think death will be like?
Never ending darkness?
Bong hits with Satan?
72 Virgins?
Dust?
Sweet release
I don't know like it was before birth I guess.
The only reason I haven't killed myself is because I'm scared of what happens after.
this one guy in high school said he died for 10 minutes or so in the ER from overdose said he saw nothing just a black void.
I see a few outcomes
-the super computer simulation storing you as a variable renders you null or finished.
-you enter the energy based universe see able only to the dead and advanced aliens
-nothing
has to be better than living on this corrupt god forsaken planet with normies
Where do I go to troll people? I'm bored and I don't want to get banned on 4chan.
oh wait, you probably don't want to get banned on there either since you're a redditor
>>24728688
No I don't care if I gt banned there I could troll some bronies ofcourse.
>>24728688
sick burn my man
WHERE IS SHE
WHERE IS SHE
WHERE IS SHE
>>24728620
>tfw i have been the misaki of 2 relationships and i always get broken up with in the end
>>24728644
>How to attract betas for dummies
>Chapter 1
>>24728644
>been in 1 relationship and got broken up with
>fear this will happen in any future relationship
>"Oh hey guys, I'm your best friend, that's why I'm smiling and getting in your way"
>"I just need your money, what are friends for after all?"
>"Did you know that animalrainforestchildren are being harvested right now for use in non-hemp products?"
>"In the past 30 minutes that I've been talking to you, you could have made enough at work to sustain 1000 villages for over a million years."
I almost screamed FUCK OFF CUNT to one of them todfay but luckily only got out FFF. I got so angry I felt sick.
I love rejecting those guys. I try to make eye contact, just so I can give them a hearty "No" and perhaps a pity chuckle as I walk by.
>>24728493
I use the excuse: I'm donating my assets to charity when I die.
Maybe I should have a will, at least.
>>24728444
I feel you OP, I hate those fucks.
what exactly is bad about being a slut?
what exactly is good about having commitment?
>>24728378
If you encounter a slut and wish to date her without knowing she's a slut, she'll likely cheat, thus breaking a heart heart that's most likely already fragile.
>>24728378
>what exactly is good about having commitment?
it makes you more desirable to people who want commitment?
>>24728378
Ask the kids who grew up without a father.
tfw no way to find awkward virgin girl to have first time with
>>24728320
>had to pay a prostitute for my first time
>the act that is built up for your whole life as the ultimate act of love and intimacy is reduced to a simple monetary exchange with someone that's using you for their next drug fix
That was the nail in the coffin for my humanity.
OP, let's have you lose your humanity as well.
I call this one, "world planking champion"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L6pcUIOHDM
I call this one, "roasties getting literally toasty"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOzfq9Egxeo
When was the last time you were the you, you want to be and not the you everyone expects you to be?
>>24728216
i wanna lay on that belly at once
I've never been either t b h f a m desu senpai
If I do what I want my life falls apart.
I need external discipline to not be a fuck up. I have a time limit on my internet time and video game time. I cannot trust myself to make good decisions.
>8 page assignment
>24 hours to do it
>30% of my mark
>on a topic I don't care about
>for a class that is useless for my future aspirations
>don't even need it because I'm done with uni this semester since I can't afford to continue with this program anyway
>can't drop out because I'm past the withdraw date
What should I do here, guys? Should I force myself to do a proper attempt at this paper at the risk of running out of time? Should I just make it up as I go along and hand in a piece of shit? Should I just give up altogether and get some sleep?
you should try i think
you'll probably beat yourself up about it later on when you look back on it
Fucking do it you faggot.
Don't be a retard and get an education.
What do you have to lose? Time to shitpost on r9k? Do your fucking homework and work towards building a better society you fucking faggot.
>300 word essay due by the end of December
>get to choose the topic
>worth 10 points of extra credit
I'm fucked. Should I just end it all now?
Why haven't you joined the military yet?
I did and then I left. Two best decisions of my life.
I'm ineligible due to health problems.
>>24728158
>>24728161
What happened bro?
ask me anything yo
>>24728121
life's what you make of it OP. Don't be sad man, go lift weights
>>24728121
Did you really try anon? Did you really give it your best shot?
Are you a wagekek or NEET
>tfw no muscle bf
pls stop making the homo thoughts come back
>tfw no bf of any shape or size
SEEKING BF
ALL GAYLORDS WELCOME
Anyone here has depression and anxiety at the same time?
Also, if you do drugs, do you think that you've probably killed yourself by now if you didn't use any?
>Also, if you do drugs, do you think that you've probably killed yourself by now if you didn't use any?
What do you mean? Everyone's gonna die.
>>24728021
I meant that, drugs can make you happier when you're in a bad place, and if you didn't do them then, you might stay some sort of depressed
>>24728070
Oh. Then yeah, probably. They make me pretty happy.
Gather around robots, it's story time...
>>24727947
2/27
Meet spider jerusalem
>>24728031
Before 4chan there was Transmetropolitian
3/27
>>24728076
Shall I continue?
>tfw you'll never be a qt 2D highschool girl who sings and dances wit hall your friends. feels bad man
>>24727926
>tfw two nukes wasn't enough
>love live
>not imas
>>24727965
you have your hobbies and i have mine
mine are just degenerate
