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Please post a cute and comfy pic ITT
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This looks pretty comfy.
>>24732406
I don't understand this picture at all. They have naked photos of themselves above their bunks? Women liking Spartacus? Women in the RoK navy? I just can't wrap my head around it.
Nevertheless, it's not very comfy when you realize they'll probably get "accidentally" sunk by a DPRK submarine in the near future.
imagedump thread? r9k is not the place for anymore pham
ITT we describe ourselves and determine if we are normies or not.
>be me
>getting acceptable grades in college
>live with my parents still, have friends but mostly hang out with my parents because i live with them
>have dated and had sex with people, but they have all been weird and most of them ugly and it's been almost a year since anything of the sort
WHATS THE VERDICT
donald bump
>>24732354
yeah you're definitely a normie so fuck off
>>24732564
i officially dont get it
anyone else here forced to go to college by their parents and hating it?
having my family around when I was a neet meant that I could never really cognitively feel lonely, but now I have literally no one to talk to living far off from them and it just kills me every night.
>>24732339
Yep. Went into law school immediately after high school because they wanted me to.
14 years later, still haven;t used the degree and am the embarrassment of the entire family.
Cunts deserved this feel.
yeah i didn't really want to go but since both of my parents got bachelor's degrees it was expected of me. i started college august of 2012, and will finally have enough credits for a 2 year degree in august 2016. being forced into something you dont wanna do really sucks.
>>24732357
>>24732486
Grow a fucking pair and do what you want with your life
>enter office
>everyone is in a cklump, talking and screaming and giggering like retards
>get curious and go see what's happening instead of immediately shutting in my office as usual
>apparently someone discovered "4 Pics 1 Word", they're trying to pass level 21
>they already used both hints
>no one can't tell the answer even if it's so obvious it hurts
>no one asks me because I'm the grumpy one who never opens himself
>I get beck to my office, shut myself in
>start "4 Pics 1 Word" on my phone
>pass level 195 and get to work
Why do you have to be rretarded to be considered socially normal?
>>24732296
Your tears are delicious
>>24732349
Thanks? I guess. I don't really understand your reply.
>>24732296
You know this was an opportunity to get out of your robot shell and impress everyone, right?
You'd still be the grumpy cunt but you'd be the grumpy smart cunt like House or Benedict CUmberpatch in The Imitation Game
I've been pretending to be a girl on the internet for so many years to get attention acting like one is starting to feel natural now. I even get mood swings and stuff. Do you have an internet persona?
>>24732284
post stories familio
>>24732284
Mood swings aren't an exclusively female trait anon.but I know that feel
>>24732314
I get them the most at certain days of the month, like I'm actually on my period. I used to fake a menstrual cycle but I don't even need to anymore they come naturally.
>>24732290
Nothing you can't imagine, just enjoying easy mode and people actually listening to me for a change. It can be so nice and addicting.
ITT Post how your last birthday went
>how many people wished you a happy birthday
>what birthday presents you got
>if there was a party
>be me
>mum is the only person who even congratulated me
>she bought me a new toothbrush she was going to buy me anyway cause the old one broke
>the party was my stepdad screaming I'm an useless selfish prick for not cleaning the bathroom and that he wants to kick me out as soon as possible
>was a normal weekday
>got some cake for everyone at work
>got about 50 happy bday messages on fb
>no presents, except got a beer on the house at my regular pub after work
Pretty meh.
> got about 2 Facebook happy birthdays
> manager found out it was my birthday when they were looking at my shit, got everyone to tell me happy birthday
> 50 dollars from dad
> 25 from sister
It was alright I guess, haven't had a party since I was 8 though
I don't celebrate birthdays. They are an arbitrary excuse for people to act egotistical for a day.
> Look at me, the Earth has revolved around the sun an integer number of times since I was born! Pay attention to me because of that!
Nah, fuck it. I try to never wish anybody happy birthday.
My mom tells me I should never ever do drugs
She says I can't smoke because it leads to more dangerous things
But for some reason she lets me drink beers out the fridge, pays for my xanax and adderall prescriptions..
Hmmm
I'm not complaining though
>>24732130
Op ur cute
>>24732130
Do you want to be my GF
I can buy all the xanies you want
>>24732130
I can get xanax on top of my Ritalin?
I'm gook who browsing this board honestly
quality post z
>>24732129
name of the movie? media is my life.
>>24732938
Transformers 2 and 3
Are capitalism and compassion incompatible with each other?
The desire to help people and desire to make money seem to be unavoidably conflicting interests, no matter how people try to sugarcoat it. Except for people who are already filthy rich and dedicated their lives to philanthropy, everyone else who wishes to pursue a path of genuine human compassion has to also concern themselves with making money at the same time.
Also, Notice how every cause intended to help people has like over 9000 charities, but although they may help people on one end, the solutions to the major problems of humanity are matters of politics, not charity.
>>24732099
To be a Capitalist, you either have to be very cynical or very optimistic. You either believe that everything will turn out of fine if government just doesn't intervene (optimist) or you don't care if people die because they can't pay the bills and shit and that it might even be better that way because the meak shall inherit nothing and stuff (cynical)
Since I'm neither an optimist nor a cynic, I'm not a capitalist.
>>24732163
I can tell you know literally nothing about economics.
>>24732099
>the solutions to the major problems of humanity are matters of politics, not charity.
Capitalism is the solution to most of the major problems humanity faces.
Suggestions? I've literally never actually spoken to anyone on here, I broke out into a cold sweat when I saw this just now.
>>24732026
I've got no idea. Is she responding to your profile specifically with all that?
>>24732058
Well my name is Jonathan so I guess so. None of the other stuff is relevant to anything though
>>24732026
Looks weird. Try to find out if she is a bot by making questions. You have my atention, update.
Omegle r9k is best r9k.
Tags are as followed: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k
Also, you're all wonderful people who are far above constant skipping. Please try to remember that.
yoyoyoyoyoyoy
>>24732011
AIGHT NIGGA
ILL BE KNOWN AS TODDO
>>24732011
Anyone on?
HAS NO ONE REALISED THIS YET.
>>24731995
We know, it's hirojap the normie's way of trying to rid us of our identify.
>>24731995
Please be bait
>>24732020
>hirojap
Please be even bigger bait
>>24731995
Joke's on them. It just means we can fake being humans if we want to.
It's all over! Normies have breached the gates and are here ready to take over!
Ignoring the bait threads there are a lot of normies here and being a robot is just their meme. Guys who had people interested in them and have dated people even if they are fags are normies.
Having people be attracted to you=normie . Even being a beta friendzoned idiot is often a normie thing. Robots are the lowest 10% of population. They are guys who will never get a date unless they as out dozens of people. Invisible losers who have no one interested in them and struggle to have normal friends.
I am seriouly considering leaving this place now. Too many faggot normalfags attention whores and baiters here lately.
>>24731960
You're totally wrong. Robots don't struggle to get women and normal friends. They don't even want those things. You failed normalfag dumbass. Go die.
>>24732092
I don't want those things. I never said i wanted those things.
>>24731960
So it's time for so long
But I'll type you one more song
Thanks for doing your part
You sure are smart.
Thanks to me and you, plus those
normies too.
We can shitpost the things that don't matter, too
another friday night ausbot thread
my normie friend is out seeing some meme band so i'm spending the night watching yuru yuri and drinking rum, probably masturbate later if i can get in the mood
3804 here
I'm bored and depressed at home trying to get my mods on fallout 4 to work.
2229
right near cronulla
>only friend goes offline mid conversation because he can finally go hangout with his irl friends
>all I am to him is just someone to pass the time until the weekend where he can see his real friends
>the two skype groups I'm in are dead
>don't feel like playing any games
>have no anime to watch or manga to read
>no new music to listen to
>have alcohol to drink but don't feel like drinking
>not even 8pm and I'm considering going to bed
>seriously considering setting an alarm for about 2am, grabbing a belt, sneaking out so no one hears me, and going to a local park to suspension hang myself from a tree
fucking mexicans
and shit, senpai
>>24731696
chwlarliy
I love Latian American women.
