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When did you grow out of being a self-pitying pussy?
>>24737283
That's for you to decide, pussy.
You realize r9k is a pity party right?
>>24737283
I'm a retard and read that wrong
>2015
>unironically not wearing comfy diapers 24/7
wtf anon?
God, this board is pitiful.
how do i trick teenage girls into liking my fetish /r9k/?
>>24737228
You don't
original comment
Give me a senior quote, faggots
"My penis cannot get fully erect."
"Smhtbhfam" - Ludwig Wittgenstein
Or pic related
"I chug dick!"
Has whiteknighting ever gotten you laid?
God the ending was fucking hilarious. White knight got what he deserved.
No, but being a sperg got me a hot makeout session in the club once.
>>24737077
why do you lie on 4chan?
So why do women dislike the idea of having huge tits anyway? I mean back problems aside (since 2d girls seem unaffected by them) they still seem apprehensive about it. What gives?
>>24736987
I guess just the social connotation with them, like people automatically think they're bimbos or get by with their looks. Get stared at constantly, don't have many clothing stores that have their proportion sizes, boobs really large get in the way sometimes.
>>24736987
breast envy by chestlets is real.
>>24737079
Wouldn't a chestlet want to overcompensate anyway?
What are you eating today, /r9k/?
I got my sub made by a qualified Sandwich Artist.
>>24736894
I'm gonna go grab a sub as well anon
Good job OP next stop : the endocrinology artist
>>24736894
General Tsos with White Rice and Crab Rangoon from a qualified family of gooks
Mom and dad are gone for the weekend.
I wanna get absolutely blasted, forget about myself, just disappear. I've only ever gotten tipsy so far by drinking a few liters of beer.
What do I need to have a good weekend?
Just get 6pk of Miller Fortune or Bud Platinum. Could also try Four Loko Gold. Taste like Red Bull. Rondom disclaimer, don't drink if your under age! Best of luck to you my friend.
Goose island 312 is my favorite. Try it out. If not sam adams winter lager is good too.
>>24736763
A few litres of beer only gets you tipsy? Do you weigh 400 lbs?
Post here if you have a girlfriend
>>24736632
Howdy! I posted here.
>>24736632
>not having a boyfriend
Enjoy the Tumblr internment camps
>>24736632
>don't have a girlfriend
>post anyway
*crying from inside*
DAILY REMINDER
These are the bare minimum requirements to be a robot
1. You are male
2. You are 18+
3. You are a virgin
If you are not at the very least all of these three things then you are not a robot and should GTFO
You need to leave if you;
>Have had a girlfriend
>Have a girlfriend
>Have female friends
>Have female contacts in your phone (Mom is fine).
>>24736585
I've made up some female contacts on my phone if anyone ever for any reason looks through it
>>24736585
>You need to leave if you;
But I won't. #mischief
I've been invited to a normies move-in party tonight.... I feel like I'm already showing my power spaghetti.. wat do
>>24736483
you should stay home and watch anime instead, nothing good will come if you go to the party. you won't make friends and you most certainly won't get laid you will either embarrass yourself trying to socialize or you will stand in the corner all night while fucking around on your phone
bring your phone and show them all the funny memes your internet friends post. they will be so impressed with how funny you are
>>24736508
>>24736517
my phone doesnt have internet its an old nokia
>"Anon, so mhhhh are you like a virgin or whatever?"
>>24736414
Where are your boobs?
>>24736414
Do you have brain damage or something?
>>24736414
I'd just love to catch the fucker posting these shit threads and just show him some real memes.
Can some one please explain the whole "Girls mature faster than boys" meme?
On another note, explain what is maturity and how you'd define it too.
>>24735942
Because my strawman says so. Now fuck off shitlord
>girls mature faster than boys
this is what dumb sluts say after a loudmouth chad "playa" breaks their heart
Girls become sluts before boys start to masturbate.
Coming down off of an intense LSD trip. Ask me anything, /r9k/.
>>24735901
can i ask you anything?
Do you think you're as enlightened as the man in your pic now?
>>24735987
he is probably wrong about everything
Study buddies general.
Got no motivation to learn? Want to start something but want a study buddy?
>Subject to study
>What level? (Introductory/Medium/Expert/Research)
>Seriousness (in % from 1-100)
>How many hours a week
>Timezone
>Contact (Skype/Email/Whatever)
>>24735892
>Subject to study
Mathematics
>Level
Introductory/Medium (Start of algebra but can go lower for people
>Seriousness
I am gung ho about it so 100% but I'll help the people in the group
>How many hours a week
Personally I'm going to invest around 10-12 hours a week but again I'll spend a lot of time explaining things
>Timezone
CET (GMT+1)
>Contact
Skype : Rowboat1337
>>24736050
Are you starting a Skype group?
>>24736202
Yep! Though I'm making it a pretty small group. I'm going to see what level everyone is at, and help those who are behind and eventually learn at the same level and pace.
I will also help those who have no time so they can keep up with us.
I just found out that my younger sister (22) hoards porn, hentai comics and images. She has 2 TB external hard drive drive containing nothing but porn. The "000 favorite" contains little boy and older women hentai.
How the fuck do I deal with this? I always leave my kid to her because of work.
pic related it was the first image on the favorite folder.
Sounds like she belongs here instead of you.
do what's morally best in this situation and prostitute your kid to her.
That way the kid will never become a loser virgin man-child, she gets to fulfil her fantasies and you get dosh.
Straight shota desu ka?
Kek, she's a degenerate
