>go to shop
>cashier tries to strike up small talk
>give standard replies, 'I'm fine, y-you too etc'
>hours later think of alternative replies I could have given and how conversation could have gone better
>do this even more with any kind of confrontation, sometimes even think of a good retort I could have given to something the next day
>thinking like this fucks my shit up because...
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>>24742091
I used to be like this. Then I actually worked as a cashier for while. My small talk abilities are superb now.
Sociability is a skill and takes practice. No one is born with it.
>>24742276
I worked as a cashier for a while too, I never knew what to say to people so I normally just nodded and went along with them. I ended up quitting partly because of my chad manager constantly telling me to be more friendly to customers
>>24742091
any more pictures of this qt?
>tfw my gf teaches me maths and actually understand it when she teaches me
>>24742073
Lucky you
>tfw no wise and clever gf to share knowledge with
What a fucking shit self involved thread to make.
Fuck off normie.
>>24742100
> tfw wise and clever gf
She's measurably smarter than anyone else I've met.
What are your addictions? The internet? Porn? Drugs?
I'm addicted to kratom. Can't go without taking it every day.
feeling self-pity
Fuck I'm nodding so hard, I love you all so much
>>24742028
dickgirl porn, tobacco, pcp, weed
well the last 2 i can go without if i'm not bored but i don't really have anything to do so i end up getting high in my free time
I mean you literally have to tick every single box these days:
>Have to be 6ft tall minimum
>Fit lean body with attractive face
>Rich or lucrative career
>Car, apartment, clothes, pool, rolex.
>Large circle of friends
>social circle of successful people
>#Goals
>Minimum Mercedes G-Wagon, Range Rover Evo, BMW M3, Maserati...
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>>24741824
we lift. and leave humanity behind.
20% of the men get 80% of the women, pham. If aint genetically superior, you're nothing.
>>24741900
>pham
Phuong
Why are all the best chefs white?
>>24741648
Because whites are superior to other races in almost every regard
>>24741648
>all the best chefs are white
its like you're not even trying anon
>>24741648
are you completely sure about this statement
Did you have a crush on one of these cartoon characters as a kid?
just one of them?
>>24741551
Yes. Sam
Kim possible and XJ9 fo sho
*BRAAAAAAAAP*
So, how does it smell?
>>24741480
Like you should kill yourself
>>24741480
decent gaming setup. obedient gf is extra nice, 9/10 setup to whomever took the photo.
>>24741573
>uncomfy as fuck chair
>prebuilt
>4:3 monitor
>tile floor
>decent
Besides a tight hole to masturbate into, what do the women in your life provide you with, robots?
I'm asking because I've decided women aren't really worth it. Having orgasms is just bodily maintenance, like eating, hygiene, or going to the bathroom. I use my fleshlight around once a week and I'm really happy by myself.
>>24741375
women are great, i just don't want to be tied down.
Women literally don't do anything other than act as surrogate mothers and sex objects. Or raise your kids, if you want some.
That's it. If you can get sexual satisfaction elsewhere, and you don't crave affection enough to desire a woman around whose soft cooing girl voice and dainty feminine skin will make dopamine flood your nervous system, and you don't want someone to bear or raise your kids RIGHT NOW, you have no use for women.
Girlfriends:
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women provide me with something to talk about with men
>5'2
>gynecomastia
>keratosis pilaris
>crooked teeth
>brown eyes
what do you hate about your body, r9k? let it all out.
>>24741268
>gynecomastia
I need pics for...proof.
>>24741302
I'm too self conscious, I can't even look at them in the mirror or it ruins my day.
>>24741334
Boo fuckin hoo crybaby. You should put yourself out of you own misery.
I just need to write this somewhere.
I called a mate a few hours ago asking if he wanted to hang out, he said no.
Then a few hours later, he sent me a picture of him and two other friends partying.
I asked him why he didn't want to hang out before, and his answer;
>I don't like you. Don't call me. I don't have a reason for it, I just don't like you.
I seriously don't know what to do. I've known him since fucking kindergarten
Let's see the text and pic for proof
>>24740800
Just don't respond, it's not really worth it to. Anything you say will just give him something to laugh at, so don't give him the satisfaction. Ily anon
Just accept it. That's how a lot of people are.
I have a "friend" whom I've known since elementary school, and he refuses to acknowledge he knows me sometimes.
>talking to someone
>they stop listening to you mid sentence
>have the same conversations every time because he forgets we even talked
I'm literally a background character.
give em a little slap imo
>talking to your grampa
>he dies mid sentence
http://www.ajc.com/news/lifestyles/relationships-special-occasions/tall-husband-may-be-key-happy-marriage/npb24/
>Sohn, who conducted the study over a period of time and collected data from 7,850 women, said women naturally prefer taller men for reasons unknown to them.
>>24740626
So even if i get a qt wifey, I can't make her happy?
>>24740691
Depends. Are you 6'0"+?
>>24740626
here's one for you lanklet
ITT Post where you see yourself in 10 years
>>24740575
if i cant get a gf i might just retire and live in a cabin in the woods with a dog and hunt deer and smoke weed tbqh
WW3 soon family
http://www.siliconera.com/2015/12/04/find-out-if-you-can-outsmart-a-dolphin-with-classroom-aquatic-on-the-playstation-vr/
I see myself having long conversations with VR dolphins in the future. Dolphins of a higher quality, able to share cooking tips.
Why don't you faggots like waffles? They are god tier in the land of breakfast pastries.
Sure you faggots would rather survive on a diet of apple juice and walnuts, but why would you do that if you had a mother fucking waffle?
Pic related
>>24740447
Why did you feel the need to make this shitty thread?
>giant glob of butter just resting on top
To what end
>>24740447
>>>/Reddit/
>>>/b/
Literal fucking retard
ETERNAL REMINDER that if you're part of the 99.999% who don't own private property you have no reason to not support going FULL COMMUNISM
ETERNAL REMINDER that capitalism relies on worker exploitation to survive, and it's beginning to quickly regress into feudalism (such as fracking companies forcibly seizing people's property in England)
ETERNAL REMINDER that Communism is the true beta uprising
>But communism failed before!
So did most slave rebellions, and so did most independent republics for thousands...
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How does one manage any country without having people designated as leaders
On one hand you are right. On the other hand, robots are mostly not part of the community. They are hated by the community. They are disconnected from society.
>>24740323
>Let me be an edgy hipster drinking lattes produced by capitalism while deriding it, and ignoring all historical precedents that show that socialism never works
>But Communism killed so many people!
>Those people were going against the community
>It's fine to kill people because of muh ideals
Now you're just baiting.