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>girl buys a sex toy
>Wow, what a liberated woman! She's so in touch with her sexuality! You go girl!
>I buy a sex toy
>lol creepy virgin, he probably bought it because he can't get laid
It has nothing to do with gender, it has to do with physical appearance and social aptitude.
A fat chick with no friends would get the same comments as you got.
>>24743467
>females and males are treated differently
Just as they should. If you buy a pocket pussy you're a fucking loser. If a woman runs around dressed like a slut then she's a slut.
>>24743467
Why do you care what hypothetical people think about something you are under no obligation to even tell them?
Oh, wait, you don't know any real people so hypothetical people are the only possible justification for your constant anxiety over your nonexistent social status.
What is the reason behind getting an urge to fucking kill yourself, randomly, for practically no reason?
an invasive thought
Fucking reply you psychoLogical mongoloids I know you have the answer
men are animals
as animals we aren't biologically equipped to be aware of our own death. this drives us nuts.
look up death salience theory.
White males of /r9k/. Commit suicide.
It's literally not worth it to be that much of a failure and still live on.
Life doesn't magically get better on its own and you aren't looking to improve either.
Commit suicide.
Point taken.
Waiting until my family goes away on holiday vacation though.
>>24743232
white race is so pathetic lool
Ill admit before they were pretty boss, but now they are weak and ugly and fragile.
>>24743232
Man I wonder who's behind this post
Recommend me an asian country where i can get a job easy and live comfy.
Preferably no lower than thailand but i hear thailand does not have much countryside
>be white male
>living peacefully in Asia with qt pi local Asian gf
>some bitter neet fuck who thinks he's tough comes gets in my face
>i btfo him out and record the whole encounter and upload it to youtube.
https://youtu.be/cYYVATuLwCA
>>24743374
they both look like faggots though
>>24743374
If that droopy eyed fuck can get an asian gf, anyone can
>Harro relcome to macadonuru taku order prease
>>24743140
what the fuck is this
this is a fucking original comment fuck off
give me 3 cheeseburgers and a McFlurry with Oreos.
There is barely a difference between a quarter pounder and a cheeseburger calorie wise so might aswell go for the cheapest.
>>24743140
Large quarter pounder meal please. Want to get a coffee when you're finished work?
A thread for blacks to vent about whats on their minds without having to be called the "N" word every two seconds.
Whats bothering you or whats got you feeling good, fellow blackbots?
>tfw no more webms on /r9k/
>>24743077
stupid niggers kill yourselves all of you.
Is this some white guy making this thread? Is this some sort of false flag?
Because if not you could didge the n word part in your post, which serves as nothing but a provocation to say nigger.
Not that I care, but it just makes the opposite happen..Nigger
>>24743077
Get the fuck off my board nigger go back to the projects
Why do white people have to ruin anything tasty by adding something gross to it?
>be me
>buy a corn beef and cheese sandwich on rye bread
>it looks yummy(I mean it's meat, bread and cheese how can you go wrong?)
>I take a bite of it and there is this sweet, soggy cold vegetable crap on it
It could have been a good sandwich but then they just had to add something off balance
Then leave our country shitskin
Blooox
>>24742987
what was the soggy vegetable?
mods need to do something about all these /pol/ threads.
I'm meeting a girl for the first time tonight. She knows I think she is attractive.
What do?
Again and again, you don't 'do' things 'to' achieve something with the opposite gender.
Relationships happen when what you want to do *naturally* happen to be the same thing.
The '...to' is fundamentally mistaken. When you meet someone who's happy doing or talking about the same things that you anyway like, then you're a match.
>>24742915
yeah but what do?
>>24742926
Just literally be yourself
Go and just wing it
Let it go with the flow
I got two traffic tickets. One for driving in the wrong lane and one for driving with out a license. When I got pulled over I thought the police would pull me out the car by my hair but he was calm and just wrote me a ticket. When I went to court I was certain because I'm black I'd get a harsher punishment but all I was made to do was go to community service(two days at a fundraiser)and I didn't even have to pay the ticket.
I guess the maymays about black people always having trouble with cops/law arent completely true.
>driving in the wrong lane
for what purpose?
>>24742836
I got a bit confused honestly
>>24742836
to get to the other pharcyde
>So anon, when are you going to take me out for lunch?
How do you respond?
Where would you like to go feet?
I don't? Fuck off with these RP threads, reddit
>>24742764
nigga u a foot
if you didn't listen to slipknot in middle/high school, you're not a robot
>listening to music in high school
absolute normalfag
>>24742662
You are an idiot. How new are you?
Slipknot is music for normies who like to think they aren't normies.
is his career over, /r9k/?
>>24742568
you should lurk /soc/
not here.
>>24742568
is real?
that's pretty based if so
>>24742568
ffs, i knew he was the pornstar that would post on r9k. basically confirmed now.
I just got banned from my competitive TF2 video game forums for saying that some Muslims are bad people. I said "a lot of Muslims are bad" because to me 200,000+ people is a lot. People got extremely offended by this so I tried to explain that I meant to say that 200,00 is a lot of people. So apparently saying "a lot" of muslims are bad is islamophobic because 200,00 isn't a lot compared to how many Muslims there are in the world.
I tried to then explain that I only meant that some people who are Muslim rape and kill and join terrorist groups. I didn't say that all Muslims or bad and I said most of them are ok, I even tried changing my statement to "most Muslims are nice but a small portion of them aren't" or "some of them aren't", Because to them the word a lot means that I think all Muslims are evil.
They still didn't accept this and began insulting me, calling me racist and many other names. The admins then proceeded to Ban me completely from the forums.
http://www.teamfortress.tv/30318/please-stop-the-hate/?page=3
This is the link to the thread. I don't give a shit about anonymity or anything because I am pissed. I have been posting on these forums for 3 years and I have been permanently banned because I said that some people who are Muslims rape and kill and are terrorists. I am sheepy_dogs_hand if you can't tell
I just want to know why are people so quick to call me out as a racist when I say anything negative about Muslims. I liked talking to people on these forums because its the only place I can talk to people about my favorite hobby. That community and this one is the only real friends I have and I have been thrown out because I said "some Muslims are bad people"
TF2 is the only thing I enjoy in life right now and these people have banned me because they think i'm racist. You guys are all I have left now.
At least my waifu will never judge me like this.
>hpqoeu
>swedish flag
wewewew lad
>>24742439
I hate people who block other people out. But generally this applies to left wing people. Left wing people tend to block anyone who offends them even in the slightest. Right wing people don't block people, but usually don't even approach other left wing people in the first place.
>sit next to cute girl in one my uni classes this term
>throughout term been making small talk, trying to get to know her to build up the courage to ask her on a coffee date
>planned on asking her out on monday because term ends on wednesday and I was running out of time
>today my best friend that I carpool with to school told me "hey, I just matched with some cutie on tinder and got her number"
>as I was leaving my class I have with her today I witnessed him successfully ask her out on a date (they're going out on monday night)
>mfw
>>24742361
Tell us how he asked her out. Even though I've seen and read hundreds of ways to ask someone out, I still haven't got it down.
>>24742395
It was very simple, all he did was go up to her and be like "hey, how's it going? Do you want to do something fun together sometime?(he made a kinda silly hand gesture and he was clearly nervous but it worked).
For what it's worth my friend is a great guy who's had consistently bad luck with women (he's been straight up keked a few months ago and most of his dates don't work out that great). Just the way it all played out was just like one of my NTR animes
Make yourself, or make your waifu. I don't care, really.
>Thank christ anime makes everybody look beautiful
http://www.rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421
>>24742138
I made myself
>>24742278
Ignore the eyebrow slits
ideal man desu
