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>Friends want to explore this abandoned building
>I live close
>Offer for them to stay at mine
>They want to
>Talking about it all week
>Planning to meet at 7
>They said they'll call me before they leave
>It's 7:30
I'm not optimistic that they'll turn up.
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Call the police, say you saw some people entering it
>>24739763
>>24739875
Just got a call and they're on their way
Yay I'm going to be a normie tonight
Good bye friends
Got to close tabs and delete my history
Can't let them think I'm part of this degeneracy
Who /physically deteriorating/ here?
I'm very underweight and chronically dehydrated, the result of almost never eating or drinking. I spend my entire life on my bed, sleeping (for up to 14 hours) or using my laptop. I am nocturnal and never see sunlight for it causes screen glare. I never shower or brush my teeth. For bonus points, I'm also asthmatic, have gyno, tinnitus, anxiety, and TMJ.
Why don't you start by going for a walk? See you feel. Even if you're the ugliest fucker on the planer, there's a lot to live for OP. Trust.
>sleep 14-16 hours a day
>spend 8-10 hours staring at laptop in bed
>back pain, TMJ, tinnitus, gyno
>rarely eat
at least I'm somewhat hygenic
>>24739814
>Even if you're the ugliest fucker on the planer, there's a lot to live for
Do people really believe this? Then what is it?
Here's a fred for people who remember what /r9k/ was actually supposed to be.
Post oddly specific things you hate.
I hate those cutouts of people pasted into architect visualizations. They always look completely unnatural and make me uncomfortable. Also they're always way too idyllic and makes me feel like the designers don't even know who they're building for
Dubbed commercials.
Nothing rustles me more.
The black sea. It's hard to describe why, but it's pretty big and I think it's too close to the mediterranean and since only shit conuntries border it nothing of value ever happens. It might as well not exist.
>>24739613
Saturn. I have no idea why, but I fucking LOATHE this planet.
>day 3 of no fap
>full of energy and motivation, reading lots of books
>decide to watch some hentai
>fap, all motivation is gone, ordered pizza, browsed 4chan for 6 hours
I;m starting to believe in semen demons...
Does this really happen?
I fap multiple times a day thanks to semen demons, is this why I'm such a lazy sack of shit?
>>24739593
the motivation of life is to get sex
if you fap you dont need sex
so you dont need motivation
>>24739512
same here senpaitachi
was listening to this album that was absolutely baller after not fapping for 4 days, a perverted thought entered my head and I fapped tonetorare DPon the panda and suddenly the album isn't as fun anymore
Have any of you guys seen this shit?
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/04/us/san-bernardino-shooters-apartment/index.html
The media claim that the police said they were finished investigating the home of the two San Bernardino shooters, and that they could go in. They said that the landlord let them in.
But there is literally all sorts of shit all over the room, IDs, addresses, passports, books, etc,
Is this real life? I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. Even Anderson Cooper doesn't understand what he's seeing. They are literally destroying evidence.
>>24739507
There are two possibilities:
1. The governemnt doesnt really care about the investigation because leadership doesn't see this crime as advancing their narrative
or
2. Investigators see most physical evidence as not that important anymore because they believe electronic communications and metadata are the real meat of any investigation like this now.
Those fucking wild eyed parasites in the house look like they're about to bust their loads.
https://youtu.be/pfgU5S36e6g
>Thanks for taking me out anon, do you want to go home and have sex now?
No, I want to go home and put my tongue in your arch cleavage.
ITT: Things that will never happen
>>24739534
Came here to post exactly this.
How do YOU NEETGODS get a check each month and how much? I really want NEETBUX
>>24739360
Where are you from? It's easy if you are British not sure about USA
>>24739360
I'm not on NEETbux yet. But my twin cousins with aspergers get about 750 bux each month
>>>Easy if you are British
I've looked at entitlements and it's piss all. What are you getting?
You have literally no excuse for being a NEET and lonely
>Most 4chan user are better looking than they think and are generally intelligent
>Working 20 hours a week isn't even painful
>Your social skills and confidence will improve if you get out of the house and talk to people
>Spend less time thinking because you're busy, you'll feel better about yourself
>College is another option and good choice because you'll make good money after you graduate
>Even if you're an ugly, short, autistic manlet you can most likely still get a GF who's a 6/10 if you actually try
Go get a job and stop being miserable
I have a job and generally try to keep my autism in check.
now what
>>24739272
>Working 20 hours a week isn't even painful
>implying that you could sustain yourself with a job like this
Also, working is painful and depressing. You can deny that all you want. Once you get a job and have to get up early in the moring to work on something you do not find fullfilling, depression will start taking over your life.
The things you love will now always have to come second after your job.
This is bullshit.
>You have literally no excuse for being lonely
Fine.
>You have literally no excuse for being a NEET
I can think of a few.
How can you hate women?
Women are deeply loving, they are forgiving, they are nurturing and caring. They get a thrill out of pleasing the man they love.
Anyone who has even had an FWB knows this to be true.
I am literally writing bullshit words to fool the kek robot.
Let me introduce the rule of "Ch"
What you say is true. Women are indeed like that.
But only if you are a Chad or you are their Child.
>Women are deeply loving, they are forgiving, they are nurturing and caring. They get a thrill out of pleasing the man they love.
And then man they love is a Chad. Not me.
JUSTmute my original comment
>see bus coming down street
>next stop is half the block down
>verbally say JUST to myself
thank god no one was near
>>24739199
>be a porn star
>do my job
>one co-worker says it was "rape"
>now other chicks I worked with want a piece of the payout pie
>mfw
>>24739199
Why do women do this.
>"OMG person raped me years ago!"
>Tons of women come out saying "Me too!"
Same thing happened with Cosby.
How do you motivate yourself?
I don't. If I did, I wouldn't be on this board.
I love watching coming out videos and shit on youtube where they describe their first lesbian experiences in high school
Only other people or situation can motivate you. It's impossible to motivate yourself on your own.
>got out of class early today
>paid off $700 in credit card bills
share some minor positive feels
>>24738944
>credit cards
>being a slave to the plastic jew
I seriously hope y'all don't do these things
>>24738944
How did you manage to pay it OP?
>>24738944
>fixing relationship with my family
>gonna build a 1000,- PC for myself this christmass
>I might go for a game of pool tomorow
>all the effort your parents put into you
>it will never pay off
im 23 and im starting to realize ill never be able to pay parents back the effort theyve put into me. it heavily supports my suicidal tendencies but than again is a breaking point for me not killing myself.
how do you guys deal with this shit?
>>24738914
They did it for themselves.
>>24738914
Free will is a myth. You are the result of genetics and environment. There was nothing you could of ever done to change that.
>>24738955
>>24738950
well, i dont want my parents feel like im a mistake, which i am by any means, but i think they deserve better, they tried so hard to make useful.
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN I DONT NEED NO INTRODUCTIONS
I never recognize any of the songs that these memes are referencing.
>>24738890
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN
THEM BOYS UP TO SOMETHING
WOO!
THEY JUST SPENT LIKE TWO OR THREE WEEKS OUT THE COUNTRY WOO
A girl calls you disgusting in this particular situation.
Wat do?
"Fuck off, you stupid bitch."
>>24738864
"Hi, Disgusting. I'm Tom."
I never wear shorts so that wouldn't happen to me.
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