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If you're such a pathetic lonely shit, why don't you just learn to lucid dream.
There's also tulpas but that sounds fucked up.
>>24745887
>lucid dream
dont do that. i seized in my sleep
>>24745887
too much work
if i could put that much work into learning a skill i would do something actually useful
>>24745887
Teach me how senpai, I can't seem to do it, tried pretty much everything.
I got likely letters from Cornell and Northwestern and I'm basically guaranteed to get accepted to Emory. Which has the best reputation and where should I go?
All three would cost about the same. Athlete, so big scholarship money. Cornell is in the middle of nowhere in Ithaca while NU and Emory are right next to major cities although Chicago > ATL
Cornell for them suicidal chicks.
>>24745453
> rich
> smart
NORMIES GET OUT RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cornell and northwestern are both better than emory
i've visited friends at cornell, the campus is really nice, but yeah it is in the middle of nowhere and outside of the university there isnt anything else around
chicago is like the worst city in america nowadays as far as violence is concerned
i'd say go to cornell
disclosure: i got rejected from cornell
> tfw no black gf
brb gonna go snipe myself
>>24745432
>snipe myself
Good luck with that.
Post sauce on your video. They look like they're settling so much racial tension.
sauce on webm?
>>24745432
Who is that black lady?
>"Who is being so noisy here?"
What did she mean by this?
>>24745397
would you like to share the source of that please?
>>24745397
Please tell me where this is from.
>>24745997
korea
lel
Why are you creepfucks so god damn bitter?
>>24745356
Cause people like you call us creepfucks
>>24745356
Fuck you cancer. If my species wasn't cancer I wouldn't hate you. I will devote my life to making you suffer, killing you then eating and/or raping you.
>>24745356
well it's pretty hard to be basically pleasant to people when your whole life is trash
If a pet shop was burning down, which animals would you save first? Which would you watch burn?
>>24745333
>which animals would you save first?
Hermit crabs, tarantulas, cockroaches, and other invertebrates
>Which would you watch burn?
The cats and dogs (especially the dogs)
fuck normie pets
>>24745333
All the mammals
Save the money in the register, everything else burns
I'm a dog owner and there would only be cats, fish, and misc shit in a pet shop anyway
who here /pupper/
>puppers will always love you
>warm and soft and cuddly
>you will never feel lonely if you have a pupper buddy
Fuck those dogs.
>>24745203
BAW DOG.
>>24745287
get out dickhead this thread is for warm, furry, friendly, fuzzy PUPPERS
Post what you're wearing right now
h-here i am, op. fruit loops yum
Red work polo
Black jeans
Unbuckled black belt
>>24745133
Yep that is certainly you right there!
>about to be homeless
Well, I tried. Gonna get some charcoal and drive out to some distant place. I think not having a home is a good excuse for suicide.
>>24745096
move to somalia and become a pirate
where do you live and why are you becoming homeless, op?
I know it's hard and this sounds like a just b yourself moment, but some people seem to have a decent life living on the margins
>>24745218
I live in Utah, and I'm becoming homeless basically because my roommate is a NEET and found someone else who will pay him more
What do you want for Christmas?
get hit by a truck..
To be happy once in my life.
To die in my sleep.
Trap lovers deserve nothing shy of the death penalty.
>>24744900
obvious bait 2/10 making me reply
>thinking other peoples sexual preferences effect you in any way shape or form
>he has to create a b8 thread in order to get trap porn
for a minute i thought you talked about trap music
wooooo I'm not totally fucked in the brain after years of 4chan
What's the maximum frequency that you can hear?
http://www.noiseaddicts.com/2009/03/can-you-hear-this-hearing-test/
For me it's something between 15kHz and 16kH, I guess. I'm almost 27 years old.
>>24744841
19 years old, 19 kHz
18kHz, although it's very quiet sounding.
19 YO, 17 kHz
>90% of the people here who claim to be robots have friends
Nothing makes my blood boil more than this.
I have 0 (zero) friends.
You could date and have friends and still be a robot.
hello newfag
there's literally no such thing as being a 'robot'.
it's a confabulation. a contrived invention. the only people who take it seriously are people who weren't around to see arcanine before there were autism contests about who was the most pathetic piece of human garbage i.e. 'robot'.
'robot/alpha' then 'robot/chad' then 'robot/normie' was always shitposting.
Ara~
>>24744603
I don't watch anime and I never will.
>>24744617
epic bro let me know some more things you won't do
>>24744627
I'll never be a faggot like you
>drunk with best friend
>tell him that I always thought he was attractive
>ask if I can kiss him
>kiss him on the cheek
>ask him if I can kiss him on the lips
>do so
>open up porn video
>we watch it for a while
>keep looking at him
>He tells me that he notices I'm giving him "the look"
>tell him he's right
>tell him to take it out
>it's bigger than mine holy fuck
>8 inches
>suck it
>when I make eye contact he exhales heavily with a smile on his face
I forgot to say no homo afterward.
>>24744599
I think you should kill yourself
its ok unless your balls touched
>>24744725
Wow great argument fagt you sure convinced me with those hot opinions
