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Just how desperate are crazy girls?
>>24750374
She looks cute
>>24750398
This is how desperate some people are
I'm a crazy girl. I am not that desperate. I am desperate enough that I will give anyone decent a chance but not so desperate that it doesn't mean that I will not spend my time telling you about secret societies and planning our future in the countryside.
How do I get over him?
>>57531386
Hi mom!
Desu
tell him to lay down and then jump!
>>24750221
U get wit ME instead.
>be me
>be trans
>feels bad man
>be catholic
>be in church
>trannie bashing
>trying not to reee all these NORMIE
>Mfw I can't tell anyone because I'm scared
What should I do?
>>24750199
being a tranny is the normiest thing you can do these days, Caitlin Jenner is a national hero.
I say stop being a fucking tranny and grow up.
Seek therapy for your mental condition.
Seek therapy for your mentaI condition.
What do I do if I have diagnosed actual nontumblr gender dysphoria and I don't want to be a tranny
Wait until the next time niggers chimp out and suicide bomb their chimp out.
>>24750089
be chris chan for the rest of your life
>>24750089
>>24750163
This. Do it OP.
Was Rick redpilled?
>>24749871
Rick is the redpill.
>>24749871
Yeah bro, a high budget cartoon funded and endorsed by a major corporation is redpilled.
>>24749871
No he's just an edgey teen
Can we please stop with the robotussin meme? This is dangerous to robots, (you fucks are already insane) and just plain stupid. Robotussin is a shitty drug, and does jack shit. Nigger Rappers, and kids do that shit. Buy a couple xanax's, or some weed.
>xanax
>not shit
all it did was make me tired and the world spin
I want to try robotripping
>>24749775
Rappers have lean. Not robitussin
get your shit straight desu
dangerous
stupid
but it you will actually trip balls if you do it right senpai
Witness my online escapades.
Yes, this is a chat for ants, I don't know how to resize it.
Shit, I'll just compile them into one.
What even is this?
>541
A meme gets posted and white people lose their shit.
Cumskins confirmed to be the most easily buttblasted race?
>>24749739
I would argue but I think you're right. You post the same thing every time with the same responses and get tons of replies. But /r9k/ is pretty easy to bait.
do not reply to niggers
do not respond to nigger threads
remember, niggers, we taught you english, you would be living in mud nigger huts if we hadn't enslaved you
this and the >white people don't use seasonings
are literally the only two memes black people have
then we can post >dindu which is ten times funnier because it's way more widespread
and we still have other stereotypes
Hey anons, I got my first girlfriend. The problem is that she doesn't know that I'm a virgin (she isn't a virgin). How do I build up into sex, and how do I make it enjoyable for her and not blow the fact that I'm a robot? I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
>>24749583
Enjoy getting keked. Tell her you want to lick up chad's leftover sperm from her roastie.
Just play with her clit until she cums and then she'll just fuck you for the 30 seconds - 1 minute that you'll last and she won't notice that you cum so quickly.
Or just do what I did and tell the truth and she'll likely not care, or kinda find it oddly charming in a way.
>>24749789
You're underestimating how inexperienced I am. How do I play with a clit? touch it light normal or go to town on that shit.
She already knows I'm "inexperienced" and I'm gonna just leave it at that
>Nearly hit a curb at 130km/h today running away from the cops on my motorcycle
>tfw still got away
Would anyone be interested in my hooking up a Go-Pro to my motorcycle for when i run from the police?
yes please
If you ever get anything good just make a few threads about it here
>>24749398
do people actually manage to duck the popo every now and then ?
I want a show that shows just that
>tfw you will never be this much of a fucking Alpha male filled with more testosterone then chad himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo_KIZ7xUbc
WHy live?
>"W-women can b-be lonely too guys"
>we t-totally know how you guys feel
women hate thread?
women hate thread.
who here /transcendedabovewomenhateandjustthinkseverythingisfuckedthewayitisnomatterhowmadyouget/?
>Girl just asked me out.
>>24749331
Good, now go away
just die you obliviously underage shit
>>24749331
>girl asks me out
>reject her because I'm a fucking loser
OH GOD DAMN IT WHY WAS I DUMB ENOUGH TO USE NAIR ON MY NUTSACK JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone else know the feel?
>>24749306
>chemical hair removal? yes, I do know the feel. also, the same day I was having gf at my place and she started blowing me like usual. and then she went for my nutsack to lick and suck it. it was just pink and she didn't realize that something was wrong until I told her to stop. i thought that she'll make it better but in fact her saliva started burning my already burned nutsack. i had to was it and she told me that it tasted like iron somewhat. we fucked anyway.
>>24749306
wtf? it's essential if you play Captain Falcon dude
>>24749306
not as dumb as me, OP
>don't feel anything while fapping
>put ghost pepper sauce on dick because i thought it would make it more sensitive
>just dabbed a little on the shaft
>"this isn't too bad i don't even feel anythi-"
>entire dick and ballsack feel like there on fire
>the most excruciating 30 something minutes of my life
>if it touched anything it would burn more
>go into shower and run cold water on it
>helps a little but still hurts like hell
>hour later dick is back to normal like nothing happened
it wasn't pleasureable in the least way
>tfw being hugged by my new thick hoodie while listening to Tiger (not Tyga)
OP here. I posted the wrong image for the general.
Spreading the comfy tunes
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9BuVLolwt24
I recently got xanax for panic attacks.
I just took half a .5mg tablet to see how it would effect me. Feels pretty chill. Like alcohol, but more clear headed if that makes sense. I kinda want to take the other half. Any other robros know if this okay?
It's fucking comfy though, I have no anxiety at all. Just relaxing and enjoying my Friday night.
Here is a vocaroo of my feetz rubbing against each other :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wVJabhfckV
>>24749038
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BgVVlAG78m
>>24749038
Thank you, Mistress
>>24749165
rude
>>24749179
np bby
