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Is anyone here over 25? 30 even? What are you fellas still doing hanging around here? What sort of life do you live?
>>24757320
>What sort of life do you live?
If you can call it life, I guess you could describe it as hellish.
I'm 22 but I could easily see myself being on 4chan, well, forever. So I find it hard to judge when older people are here.
>>24757375
But why? Did you fuck up your education and as a result have to live with your parents? Are you still a NEETfag? What's so bad about it?
>>24757414
I already struggle to find myself here everyday. 4chan is so similar to all the other sites now there's little point in coming here that often.
>18 years old qt in my class
>she is extremely sophisticated, has nice taste in music, anime, etc.
>she started dating some inferior negro whose only interests are rap and git dat moni ho
My mind is fucking blown.
>>24757260
Got to bed, Eliott.
And you think you'd be a better match for her?
why didn't you approach her the
>>24757260
>extremely sophisticated
>anime
lol who would have guessed we live in such a time where people actually say this
Can I be a trap /r9k/?
Is my penis feminine?
>>24757241
Dude, you could be a Chad.
Depending on height of course, status...
But body - you could be Chad.
And ie not a trap.
I wonder how it must be like to be a Chad who wants to be a qt femboi trap. Ironic!
no but you should be fucking traps tbqhwyf
>tfw even my parents think I'm gay because I'm a kissless virgin
>>24757206
>only a kissless virgin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My parents think I'm gay cause they found my degenerate porn.
Not khv though.
Not even a gay slut believe it or not
>>24757253
>into shemale porn
>"Guys its not gay if she has boobs"
Who is telling the truth?
>Stoya: That thing where you log in to the internet for a second and see people idolizing the guy who raped you as a feminist. That thing sucks.
>Stoya: James Deen held me down and fucked me while I said no, stop, used my safeword. I just can't nod and smile when people bring him up anymore.
>James Deen: I want to assure my friends, fans and colleagues that these allegations are both false and defamatory
>James Deen: I respect women and I know and respect limits both professionally and privately
>caring about some professional slut
>caring about some professional manslut chad
really
I don't matter who is telling the truth, just gas the fucking kike.
>believing women
>ever
Is anyone else like me here?
>meet one of those 1/100 girls that I actually like, once a year
>she breaks me in one way or another
>start lifting hard to forget the pain
>life calls me back and I can't just be a soulless lifting machine even though it's the only thing that makes me happy anymore
>the cycle starts all over again
FUCK BROS, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
;_;
>>24757043
I used to never lift/exercise
Dated a really cool girl, dumped me one day and started dating my friend a month later
I started lifting and shit to forget it, and now I'm very healthy, met a wonderful new girl, and I'm happier than I ever was with her.
I gotta thank her for making me /fit/ and /happy/.
Somewhat similar situation here.
Went to visit exgf that I'm on good terms with, still care for her etc. Flew from Oslo to Stavanger to see her (norfag) and on the 2nd day of my planned 5 day stay she tells me to basically get out of her apartment without giving me a proper reason.
I'm now sleeping on a friends couch in the same city (still day 2).
She seemed really excited about me visiting too, sending hearts and shit. Shit is fucked, I lived with this girl for close to a year at school and in just a few hours we went from cuddling to her apparently being completely "done" with me.
I'm still semi drunk from a night out, so idk if I'm even making sense, but what on gods earth possesses girls to do this shit? I was perfectly nice to her, yet she suddenly changed her mind in an instant.
I'm gonna go talk to her tomorrow before I fly back home (had to reschedule my flight) since I forgot my scarf at her apartment, see if I can get a proper answer and so on.
She was my ex, but it still hurt. Not sure what advice I'll get from Fit, but w/e I'm venting, got nowhere else to turn.
Herroh! Welcam tu macdanaru, taku orda prease?
>>24756907
Literal perfection imo tbqh
>>24756907
TAIWAN NUMBER ONE
looks like an anime
Is it wrong to rape a Stacey?
>>24756899
It's wrong to rape anyone
Long answe: yes
Shirt answer: no
In a general scenario the circumstances are not specified, so it can be hard to judge.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever done with another person, robots?
I just took a dump in a girl's mouth. Don't know what else can top that, honestly.
>>24756527
My girlfriend put a carrot in my ass.
>>24756527
I can't top that. Was it your idea or hers?
>>24756625
It was her and her boyfriend's. They posted a craigslist listing asking for the her to be used as a toilet while the guy kek'd himself in the corner. I happily obliged.
Could greentext if anyone's interested.
Who else here doesn't shower regularly?
I shower prolly every 2-3 weeks
Same here. When I do finally take one, it feels like a great weight has been taken off me. Maybe it's all that bacteria making me feel so tired.
Every 2-3 days. It's not good for your skin to do it every day anyway.
>>24756408
>>24756426
Yall smelly mothafuckas nasty as fuck
le shiggy donatello
A DARING SYNTHESIS
>>24756545
thats tame not daring at all.
>>24756545
le shiggy donatello
>>24756593
le shiggy donatello
I had a girlfriend once
I also thought at 25 I wouldn't be right where I was at 18
>>24756377
>I also thought at 25 I wouldn't be right where I was at 18
I think it's safe to say that you are not. No matter what might have happened in those 7 years, you changed, for better or worse. Now it's time to start thinking about getting out of that situation you're in, buddy.
>>24756403
>Now it's time to start thinking about getting out of that situation you're in, buddy.
Yeah I already accumulated enough debt and shit realizing I'll kill myself soon enough anyway so why not that I'll either do it or go to prison shortly. So no need to worry about lack of change.
>>24756423
You're making excuses now. I know this is going to set off your normie radar but just take a minute to reflect on this quote : suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Killing yourself is not the answer, the only thing it will get you is a quick fix to problems you might have worked out if you had kept on going.
IMHO, the biggest issue most people on here are struggling with is that they feel useless (or even worthless). That feeling can go away. Do something, whatever the fuck it is. Volunteer at a soup kitchen, donate blood once a month, join a support group for people who feel isolated. At first you're going to feel like most of them are idiots, but after a while you will start to understand that that is exactly what the normies think of you.
It gets better, I swear.
Pictures that make you feel unsettled at first glance
i mean look at the size of that feline
>>24756229
How Raiscist.
>>24756229
would pet/10
that's a damn fine cat
RAPE ME
RAPE ME
RAPE ME
RAPE ME
>>24756059
>average woman's thoughts when she sees Chad walking down the street
>>24756059
* smashes drum kit with guitar *
>>24756059
But it's not rape if you want it.
>tfw when no cute trap balls like in pic
>tfw you have gross saggy balls that reach down to your butt crack when you're laying on your back
>tfw they make your genitals not proportionate
seriously fuck this shit so much. They aren't long enough to where I sit on them but they gross me out so much. Anyone else know this feel?
>>24755934
>tfw no bp bf
>>24755934
it's called chilling your nuts you dumb fuck. i'm not even a trap. i'm just a guy and know that when your sack is cold, it tenses up into a thick ball.
>>24755934
Wear tight underwear and your balls will look like that. I wear tight underwear when I sleep because I don't like my balls hanging around (can't explain it. it just feels weird) while I lie down. Then when I wake up I wear loose boxers and my balls remain tight for the remainder of the day unless it's very hot
