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>tfw no well adjusted bf
Relationships are overrated.
Eh. I still don't qualify. Maybe next thread.
>>29408764
Hit me up
Originalicommentali
>mom grabs my hard drive from room because she needs to take some big files to work
>opens it up and finds 470gigs of asian and white ladyboy porn
>when I get home she confronts me about it and just says she proud of me for being who I am
>says she understand why I've always been reclusive and bad at socialising
>says she is actually kind of relieved I am gay because she was worrying why I have never had a gf
>tfw don't have the heart to tell her I'm not gay I just have a fetish for young feminine asian/white guys with small dicks getting fucked by masculine men
>>29408741
Bwahaha tis I Dark Metaton Stanley, king if all the autistics. You are certified gay.
>>29408741
If this is true OP you got of lucky in some ways.
If something comes from it blame it on the hacker 4chin or say you need therapy
>>29408741
Nigga that's fucking gay. Anon, you're fucking gay, faggot.
https://youtu.be/IvxRsDpXPGo
Posted June, 9 million views already.
Thoughts on this song/video?
>>29408563
no girls in panties..
typical radio shit that everyone overplays.
shit video shit location shit plot
again no girls in panties shaking butt.
bunch of faggots and other unmanly looking cucks.
thoughts? this video you're trying to shill is shit and you should fuck off with your shit shill show
stupid as fuck. should have been called sweetshirt
>let me wrap you up i'll be your sweetshirt
there better than that cuk kid
>I'll need some tap water for this
Haha you all just got trolled by me!
That's not how trolling works.
Here's a video on it https://youtu.be/lXMskKTw3Bc?t=27
>>29408446
Damn, I just got trolled
>>29408446
Le ebin troll of 9gag for glory
Do girls like Tomoko exist?
>>29407978
Yes, but they aren't super cute and considered ugly because they have dark lines under their eyes.
No
Parcheese
Social outcast girls are fatter.
A lot fatter.
>tfw I had a bad experience with girls when I was a kid
>tfw I have never felt in love
>27 khhv
Who never felt in love here?
I just can't whenever I see a potential girl it's like an automatic defensive mechanism that tells me to avoid her and discard any option that involves talking/interacting with her.
Am I going to spend my life like this?
>>29407586
Yep, if you're 27 and you're all those letters, it's over.
Trust me, I'll be a lvl 32 wizard this year.
>tfw turning 23 next month
>still a kv
Is there still hope for me?
>>29407666
Please Satan, what should I do to cope up with that?
>1.90m
>6'3ft
>>29407237
im 5'10 and I'd love to have a 6'0+ gf.
>>29407237
>5'8"
>not a virgin
feels good mang
>>29407237
HNNNNNG debecki is so qt
>tfw no tall gfis it true that tall women are a lot more lenient when it comes to manlets?
Who /GenZ/ here?
How the fuck are we gonna fix the planet, bros?
We're not.
Burn it to the core.
>generation Z
>Z is the last letter in the alphabet
Do you really think the planet can be fixed?
>>29407305
this. we're only here to see this rock off and get our rocks off.
I just got a gf bros, it actually does get better
Ok
Now leave the board
>>29407120
Ok, can I keep the autism?oregano just in case
>>29407067
Close this tab, clear your history, and never come back.
Anons, I'm only 18 please no bully
And I don't know what I should spend my life on.
There are so many things interesting me, let it be literature, natural sciences, mathematics, philosophy, history, or IT.
I want to study all of these fields and have the absolute knowledge in them!
But I know my life is probably to short to study all these fields to an really advanced level.
So, how can I decide for myself in which field I specialize?
pls help me with existential crisis.
It doesn't fucking matter. You'll still end up in a rut doing the same shit for the rest of your life.
>>29406993
Pick one that has a real-world application, which you can turn into a career. Then, study all the other subjects during your free time.
Example: If you like electrical engineering, and philosophy, GET THE ENGINEERING DEGREE FOR GODS' SAKES because a degree in a useless subject means you'll be working at Starbucks paying off never-ending student debt for the rest of your life. Philosophy has NO practical application unless your life's goal is to compete with literally 100,000 other Philosophy-PhD'ed neckbeards for the position of Philosophy teacher.
>>29406993
I went into IT, shit is pretty cash tbqhf
>stumble upon some random girl's vine/instagram that you've never met and lives halfway across the continent
>spend an hour or two stalking it/browsing through history
>imagine her as my gf and wonder what life would be like with her
>never check it again and forget about her the next day because i don't want to be an actual stalker
>but the feels are burned into my memory
>repeat process indefinitely
please tell me i am not the only one who does this
it gets worst...
>follow said random girl
>follows back
>spark of hope
>>29406525
>>29406582
pretty sure this is normal if they're attractive
>>29406662
It's really not. Get help.
> Looks like mommy's milk is back on the menu!
>>29406399
T-That sounds really yummy
>>29406399
How did this image come to represent the concept of the mommy gf?
>>29406967
I don't know but I sure wish I had one to coddle me.
>tfw grew up with abusive father
>don't talk to him at all on fathers day because of this
Does anyone else know this feel?
Abusive how? Tell us.
>>29406344
Extremely paranoid and violent. He always made death threats to my mom and almost crushed her to death with a file cabinet.
>>29406404
Thats bad.
Mine got drunk and beat me all the time. He had some inner demons. But not as bad as what you describe.
Why haven't you tried getting a qt paraplegic gf?
Surely they can't have standards as high as able-bodied girls.
>>29406164
They do, and you also have to compete with Chad Thunderwheels who just 'gets' her.
>>29406164
>they can't have standards as high as able-bodied girls
HAH
>>29406164
>Surely they can't have standards as high as able-bodied girls.
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo booooooooooooy!
Daily reminder that small penises can satisfy a girl and all that matters is height.
t. 6'2 masterrace
>>29406043
That picture is gross
>>29406043
Does a larger head really mean higher intelligence?
Otherwise, for what evolutionary reason would you need a head that size?
>>29406116
it's not equivalent but it helps
