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going to my final exam, wish me luck you raging faggots
good luck and get a fucking good grade you lazy piece of shit
>>29411091
KILL URSELF SPIC
>>29411091
Just fucking bombed mine so good luck my friend
>Mommy and daddy want me to find a place of my own and get a job so they don't have to keep supporting me
Wtf? Don't they realize it's their fault I'm alive? They should deal with the consequences of their actions and support me for the rest of my life.
It's only fair.
Actions have consequences is one thing most people never do get.
>>29410996
You need to teach mommy and daddy a lesson they won't soon forget!
>>29410996
>Don't they realize it's their fault I'm alive?
What is it with our generation of parents and not wanting to take any responsibility?
My mom's first job was in her uncles shop, my dad got in to stock exchanges thanks to his dad, my grandparents also got in to their first jobs thanks to their elder family.
And what do I get? Fuck all. And they wonder why I'm such a failure.
What are you guys doing up so late? Shouldn't you be asleep?
I just woke up. Couldn't stay in bed, I can't just sit alone with my thoughts any longer.
Some of us have shit work schedules
Meth and schoolwork. A month's worth of work due on Wednesday, got to get to it!
>tfw fell for the tall women don't care about height meme
They care, they care so much
>>29410820
>tfw fell for the caring what women care about meme
Does not a tall man, force his image onto a woman through his existence and seduce her? It might not be intentional but the result is the same.
Willful force is looked down upon, because it ignores the passive genetic predisposition and is dependent on genes in action (courage, strength, intellect) instead of passive genes (body type, height, facial symmetry).
The truth is that all relationships are forced, willful, and "raped" instead of occurring due to some romantic randomness.
How tall are you? I'm 5'6" and my gf is 5'10".
>>29411029
How high are you?
>>29411090
Lucky dog, I'm 1.78m girl I was after was 1.85.
>tfw I can sing well, but I am ashamed to
>>29410787
>been playing music for years, but have a tumor in neck and will never be able to sing
if i turn my neck the wrong way i feel it pressing on my windpipe :(
>>29410829
can it be operated? tumors grow, right?
>>29410787
>tfw can't sing but do it anyway (but only when alone)
>dank memes
>single
>chilling with parents rent and bill free
>work retail shit job
>tfw not having a girlfriend is a good feeling
>been on imageboards forever so I see you guys as my only honest friends to me I have
>smoking weed just to relax and calmly go into sleep. Not for enjoyment
Life is ok. How is everyone doing? Still whining about not ever getting a girlfriend? Who care about that shit. Throw it away into the garbage and relax. Life isn't about pussy. There is more where you find nothing.
good lord you're old
this site is for kids grandpa
>>29410385
Damn, is that reboot? I remember watching that
>>29410385
You sound pretty comfy anon. I've got medical weed for sleep too. They deliver to my house.
>petulant woman throws a plastic cup at some security guards because they pissed her off
>the security guards jump her boyfriend and kick the shit out of him while just holding her back
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3648901/Brit-tourists-beaten-security-guards-Magaluf-hotel.html
I mean I'm not too upset cause the dude's clearly Chad or maybe a lesser Brad, but even so, what goes through a woman's head when she thinks it's a good idea to do something like this? You fucking KNOW they're not gonna attack you and you fucking KNOW your boyfriend is gonna want to defend you to some degree, Hell you'd expect him to or you'd probably dump him, right?
I just can't imagine having this headspace where I would let my spouse or even a friend get beaten up for me because I'm not capable of introspection, or realising my own shortcomings (i.e. a weak woman trying to piss off a 200lbs security guard). I think any man who would let his girlfriend or even his buddy get beaten up for him would be shamed.
>>29410377
Well he'll probably be able to sue the hotel so I don't feel to bad for him but he should ditch that stupid cunt.
>>29410377
Women fucking love watching men beat and murder each other, she probably noticed her bf looking at another woman or some shit so she decided he could use a beating for her amusement.
she threw something at them
what do you expect them to do?
stay there? ask her politely not to do it again?
Does the robot do anything to improve this board instead of just being annoying?
It doesn't seem like it
I dont originally think so
It makes it so you can't make the same threads over and over but instead you have to put a lot of creative thought into making an interesting thread. :^)
>>29409929
>It makes it so you can't make the same threads over and over
But not really, it happens anyways
Satisfied Stanley here, all boi puccys submit yourself to me
>Stanleyposting
When will this meme end? He was obviously trying to achieve meme status by posting his face everywhere, and now we're all just giving into his forced demands.
>>29410022
We're taking Stanley to the mainstream. When he gets famous he will have enough money for a jaw reconstruction surgery. But in the meantime we have to collectively work at it by consistently photoshopping cum on his face
>>29410022
Not OP but stanleyposting is the best thing to happen to 4chan this year
I actually like sluts, they provide a service at bottom fucking dollar.
I need to look at titties or I'll die.
>>29409824
>I need to look at titties or I'll die.
This urge was what traditional society repressed in order to channel it itno things like jobs and school. The need for sex wasn't so easily gratified and so men had to acheive to get sex. The world became great.
Now we jerk off to porno and the world falls because we don't reach for something better.
>>29409852
>The world became great.
The world became clogged.
There isn't room for all of us, particularly now that the most populous regions want the standards and luxuries of the developed world.
The gentle suicide of boxing ourselves off is better than the alternative, starving to death with a knife in your brother's back in some sun-bleached hellhole.
her tits are kinda low tier though, most femanons have better ones
>you'll never marry and form a family with your waifu
Why live at all?
Yes I will faggot
You don't know what I'm capable of accomplishing if I put my mind to it
>>29410562
Tomoko said the same exact thing and where is she now?
>>29410562
Enjoy getting cucked and losing half of your everything in your divorce.
Who here is /hansome but not using it/ or /hansome but girls hate personality/
>constantly complmented on my curly black hair by both sexes
>constantly complmented as having "beautiful eyes" by both sexes
>have masuclen beard
>good jaw and face
>healthy body, get muscle just by living but still have a healthy amount of fat on me.
>finally understand how human socialzation works and get friends
>at least 5"10
>breath smells good, good hygiene
>18
I think its probably my voice desu. I could get a girlfriend but girls are such a bother arn't they. Im trying to get my invention out, not fuck girls.
Btw not a normie but not a robot, it took me quite a while to weed out a decade of bullying but in half a school year I fixed myself from shaddering psudo autism.
>>29409664
Have you patented your invention?
Yup. Introversion and a thorough disdain for female bullshit pretty much keeps me living the life of a hermit. When I do go out people are strongly drawn to me and those who know me seek to hang out a lot, but I usually avoid it if I can. Girls quickly grow annoyed at my aloofness, but still try for my attention. I don't really like people much, and I know how delusional and conniving women can often be. I just do me.
>>29409664
>a-at least 5'10
Found your problem.
When will your people learn?
The Stanley storm is coming
>>29409241
Dark Metaton Stibby here. I multiplied my faces. Soon I will get all the women. I went from an 8/10 to a 16/10 now I truly can not fail. The calculated risk of my 2/10 missing from my aesthetic has disappeared since now I have 2 heads now.
>>29409241
this is a terrible forced meme, but good luck anyways
Can someone explain to me this meme, i have been away for a while lmao kek
>Just be happy, anon! Come on, just be happy!
>You always so negative, anon
>Don't worry so much about it, anon
>[insert confusing activity] is easy, anon
>Wait, you've never been to [insert place], anon?
>mfw
it honestly triggers me when normies say this. such a blue-pilled thing to say.
>just stop having cancer, anon! come on, just stop having it!
>>29409172
>>Just be happy, anon! Come on, just be happy!
give me a reason to be happy
>oh just go out and have fun with your friends
...
>oh... right sorry I forgot... then with your gf ;^)
...
>whaaat you don't have a gf???
...
>lol it's easy just get one :))
if I could I wouldn't be unhappy
Post your own kazoos or sexy kazoos. Here's my beginner kazoo.
>>29408906
Bump
elddif nmad a ekil
I wish I could play the song of my people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyHseF2NhPc
Found Kazoo cover of dank vaporwave.
![8RH0ns3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m3lI95t.jpg "8RH0ns3[1]")
