Anyone else has this fantasy on which you form part of a Hunger Games sort of thing and you die protecting a little girl and letting her kill you at the end?
kind of.
i've always wanted a little sister
we would've been there for each other
she would've been my anchor
Any onlychildbros here?
despite being frowned upon as effeminate, is perfectly natural for males to desire raising kids. that's your genes trying to survive another generation.
also completely normal to value more the life of a youngling than yours: the kid has more chances to procreate than you, in the future.
you're basically being manipulated by your genes.
>>29403684
>being manipulated by my genes
but i am my genes
so im okay with that
when you lost a tooth, did the tooth fairy take it and leave something for you?
>>29403281
OP, you better not have this qt in your freezer.
no but my dad did
>>29403317
underage leave please
Be me:
23 yr old virgin white male with a bullshit college degree.
Work my first job as a wagecuck at Walmart. Get treated like crap by customers but I get paid. Minimum wage is good but it's not enough to live on my own.
Live with my parents. Parents don't want to pay expensively for air conditioning. I don't blame them and I respect that but it's Summer and I live in buttfuck Florida so the house is 78 degrees.
One friend and no girls. Girls are afraid of me because I'm psycho and crazy.
Family has problems. Everyone fights.
I'm...
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>>29403216
>Minimum wage is good but it's not enough to live on my own.
It's a good thing you're a conservative then huh, it's called minimum wage for a reason! If you don't like it you can move to some Nordic socialist country.
>>29403216
but you were able to go to college, and your family allows you to stay with them (presumably rent-free). plus, you were able to get a job. plus, every random white dude wil probably deride you for being "a fucking poor nigger"
if you were black, you'd probably be in a ghetto in Detroit waiting to get robbed, and you can't get a job because you dropped out of middle school.
i'm in a similar situation as you (29, student loans out the wazoo because of my shit degrees, can't...
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>>29403375
>every random white dude wil probably deride you for being "a fucking poor nigger"
that was supposed to be in the second paragraph
Anyone else have divorced parents?
What led to the separation of yours?
My dad cheated on my mom at the age of 16.
It's a long story but I realize now that a place like this would've been remedial for me at the time
>>29403200
Dad had a violent temper tantrum that ended with glass all over my crib. Mom kicked him out and they've been separated ever since.
>>29403200
>nice trips nigger
my dad was a alcoholic, and my mom was a nigger loving whore (kinda). lets just say thats not a great mix
>>29403200
My mother cheated for 7 years before getting caught.
emily, if you are reading this please know that my phone is broken. I'm sorry for the spam but I have lost contact with someone I know. If you recognise this photo and you are called emily, please reply to me with some contact info so that I can get a hold of you again. It's a long shot but I met you on here so I hope you might see this. I love you.
>>29403077
GOD LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEP
I can't even browse r9k before sleep without some weirdo calling me out and posting pictures of my friends online.
Just stay out of my life. I never liked you
>>29403169
but.... i love you emily we were supposed to be together
>>29403184
Just move on, anon.
There's no point in chasing after some girl that doesn't want you, you'll only cause yourself some needless suffering.
>have a great afternoon length texting session with qt
>everything seems great and I want to ask her out the next time I see her when school starts
>she's hitting me with caps lock, emojis, long words
>conversation ends
>immediately crushed with overwhelming self-doubt and can't imagine that anyone could find me attractive
I've got to break free.
>>29402531
kek you sound beta af
why don't you just ask her out now?
>>29402564
I'm working on it. NoFap, NoPorn, running 3 or so miles a day, picking up a book on strength training soon.
I just gotta act like there's no way I couldn't be seen as anything less than God's gift to women.
>tfw you're obviously over 21
>tfw she asks to see your ID
>she looks at it for over 3 seconds
>tfw she stalks your social media
>tfw you see her in your "recommended friends" list
>been wearing the same clothes for 9 days now
>haven't needed to do laundry since
Every cloud I guess.
>TFW have never been asked for my id
I don't get it, I have a babyface but maybe I'm just too alpha so i make up for it
No-Porn remainder of my life. Let's go.
I have images disabled on NSFW boards by the way, so you faggots can't attempt to trigger me by posting porn :^)
>>29402166
>mfw I notice my booru-scraper in the sidebar
Holy shit lol. Now the greatest booru-scraper of all time will never be finished. Ahh well, it's for the best.
Ironically, I was only able to work on this after abstaining from porn for a few days. When will you cucks wake up? Porn is destroying your motivation. Don't believe me? Try not-fapping for a week. Just do it (you will probably fail, keep trying until you succeed).
What the fuck are those disgusting icons on your finder toolbar?
>>29402289
What program is this and how exactly does one use it? I doubt it's in the repos, I probably won't use it, just curious.
>get depressed
>starts balding
>get even more depressed
>balding gets worse
I turn 21 next month btw.
>>29402151
Just shave your head.
I don't understand why everyone doesn't do that.
>>29402151
Balding is genetic. Your male relatives must mostly be bald.
>>29402252
I'm balding but I won't shave my head. It's better to hope for a mad scientist look than to shave your head and grow a beard, which makes people look absolutely anonymous. People without hair all look alike.
>>29402328
For some reason I got the impression that a shaved head and a beard would be a sort of monk-ish look, but I guess that's also the "AMERICA! normie biker" look. Perhaps you could try a goatee, like Professor Calculus of the Tintin series.
Can you fap and cum to nothing but the thought of a Rubik's Cube?
I can't believe I've never tried something like this before, to try and cum without even thinking about something sexy. I figure this would be a good way to test your libido. And damn was it hard, but I could do it in just under 10 minutes.
>>29401729
I'll try when I get off work.
Should be amusing. My initial guess is no, but if I yank down the HMS Hood and go for the hidden weakspots below the waterline I don't see why I wouldn't.
Wow.
OKAY.
kek there's something robot-like about jerking off to cubes though.
>>29401850
I wouldn't be surprised if someone here legit gets off on Rubik's Cubes.
If that's you, speak up. I bet you have some good greentexts.
Congratulations! You actually did it anon!
You finally killed yourself
What happened to push you over the edge for real this time?
>>29401591
I got tired of seeing people being happy.
One of those bullying threads from normies finally got to me.
>>29401591
it waqs a slow, dragging slide over the edge. I just got older and uglier and more lonely until I realized one day that I was never going to have love, friends, a career, wealth, fame, talent, or anything worth getting up for. I used the last of my savings to take a few months to just sit at home in peace and eat my favorite foods and drink fine teas and liquors and beers, and then when I ran out, I just walked out of my apartment, left the door open, went to my carefully chosen location, laid down in my grave, put...
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who /dating an older woman/ here?
i'm 24, dating a 35. i don't have anything in common with my peers.
does she hold you and show you a mother's love?
>>29401567
>dating
fuck off
>i don't have anything in common with my peers.
Being able to have sex with non-hosebags is one of those things you don't have in common?
What is his/her age:
Where do they live?
What is their job/are they a neet?
What is their gender?
What is their sexual orientation?
What do they do for fun?
How do they look? (Describe them in detail if desired)
What is your Skype?
>>29401407
>that pic
Orinignel
>tfw no neckbeard bf
why live bros?
Someone who craves adrenaline and speed. Someone who will do almost anything for the thrill and the rush. Someone who likes to play co-op and racing games. Someone who enjoys relaxing in silence, or listening to calm music, after a long day.
>age greater than or equal to 16 but less than 30
>appearance 6/10 at least
(Preferably a girl)
The rest I don't care about desu. Skype is pique_117
Why as a kid could you do things for hours on end without getting board?
Why could i endlessly play video games when i was a kid or watch tv and make it fun until my parents either told me to turn it off or take away my console
Now if i play a video game
>Turn on game
>Loading screen
>Suddenly don't feel like playing the game anymore
>give myself 10 mins to play
>bored within 20 mins
Turn...
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I miss being a kid when I can watch tv and play games all day now everything bores the shit out of me
>>29401360
Now if i play a video game
> install new game
> look at icon on desktop
> don't even click it
i don't think i care for vidya anymore, but i don't have anything to replace it with except the internet. life is suffering.
>>29401360
idk what the fuck it is. maybe its depression. when i get put on Ritalin i can force myself through a video game
Who else hates themselves?
>virgin
>skinny
>addicted to cigarettes
>can't have fun without weed or alcohol
>shit grades in community college
>no ambitions
>no future plans
>obsess over my oneitis
All of these things I can change and fix but have no motivation to do so. Anyone else in the same boat?...
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>>29401246
Quite the same, only I have periodical oneitis that really fucks me up. Same with possibilities of changing myself but no fucking motivation, because nihilism hits hard m8.
>>29401661
Had crush on a grill for ''some'' (longer than should have) time.
Every time I tried to get ''closer to her'' I did fuck up big time.
Later on found out she found a bf. Proto Alpha chad sort of type.
Yet she always pays attention to when others do not and calls me ''cute'' and likes to joke with me. Thing is I am probably some sort of friendzone tier beta fuck that she can play with.