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I sense a moodswing coming. Where should I be taking it, boys?
A. Horny
pros:
>least destructive
cons:
>virtually impossible to obtain
B. Rage
pros:
>objectively least unpleasant
cons:
>no outlets available
C. Despair
pros:
>most quiet
cons:
>need to self-harm to get down from it
>>25847975
You take something you no longer like, put it in the yard, or go some quiet place in your city on a night walk and smash it. Old plates are cool too.
So B.
>>25848007
It's 11 pm, I'm living at my mom's, the neighbours are nosey and I own nothing around me.
>>25848043
go outside? rip toilet paper? punch your matress?
I'm bad advice desu, I always end up harming my way out of it.
Daily reminder that you have to be a dick to girls on tinder in order to get laid
>>25847905
She seems more confused than attracted to you.
>>25847905
2/2
TOO LOW IN CONTENT/ CLOXB
>>25847945
That's a good sign.
>you'll never live in nyc
>you'll never meet up with your friends in a train station and walk around Manhattan
>you'll never be able to walk around and ride the train drunk
>you'll never walk around crowds of people all day
>you'll never randomly see celebrities just walking around in a giant sesspool of famous people and millions of people just going on with their life
>>25847801
tfw no oddly specific feel
>>25847801
>tfw you live in a comfy shitty small town instead
>tfw no normies around at night-time cause night-life here is shit
>tfw even at day-time you almost never bump into people, and can enjoy a nice walk
>tfw you'll never see arrogant cunts making a huge fucking fuss for just existing and intrerupting everyone's attention with their bullshit.
Literally why would you want to live in a big city?
>>25847801
I feel that feel too, anon
Hey robots, why don't you stop running after girls and become communists? The real ones, nothing like your SJWs and liberals.
>and become communists
Because I was born in and grew up in the USSR.
If there was a genuine communist movement, i.e. one that wants state ownership of all means of production, with prospects of getting at least parliamentary representation I'd join. But nowadays all "communists" are nothing more than edgy socialdemocrats.
>>25847639
Was it awesome?
See this?
It's a cup of my piss. Gross right?
Well hear me out for a sec. Any of you got a gf? Yeah?
Well there's a 90% chance a Chad has made her drink his piss in the quantity you see here, on a near daily basis. He used her as a toilet. Not just any Chad would do this though, only the types that come here.
I know what you're likely thinking now
>"W-well she washed her mouth out so it's fine r-right?"
Actually it isn't, sadly enough. That piss is gonna be in her system for a bit longer than one night. See the link:
http://book.bionumbers.org/how-quickly-do-different-cells-in-the-body-replace-themselves/
You can see that these times are relatively short but ask yourself honest questions about this.
For instance you can see the skin cells take 10-30 days for replacement. What are the odds you will be making out with a girl within that time frame that Chad rubbed his ass on her face?
This is just a notice. If this thread is noticed, it will have countless naysayers, cucks, and Chads bragging about the fucked up things they did to girls so just pay attention to what I've said.
And to top it off, there is the subjective portion of the thing. Do you want to suck on the tits of a girl who submitted herself to Chad's nasty excrement and asshole? Does it sit right with you?
If you can ignore it great for you, but you need to be honest with yourself going forward with this. We are in an age where it's actually considered insecure and preposterous to want a girl who hasn't done something disgusting like this. You need to be vigilant in choosing a partner.
tl;dr - You might want to think twice about whether you're ok with your gf having drank piss before
Friendly bump for OP
>>25847331
>Having piss that colour
Tell me anon, do you get short pains in your lower back often?
>>25847331
I like this OP
OC OC
She wasn't your waifu, right?
>waifu
>3D
No.
>>25847317
She is hot, but i think he could do much better.
Who the hell is that?
Who else here /AloneBecauseSmart/ here?
>>25847280
>le misunderstood genius
9 times out of 10 the people who think this way are some of the biggest narcissists on the board
>>25847280
I'm smart and have loads of friends. Smart =/= autistic
>>25847280
Well obviously not you
>Says he wants blonde women
>Roasties flip out saying he had extremely high standards
>Only maybe 10% of the blonde women are natural
>Anyone can be blonde
Why are they so retarded?
I really like Elliot and think he was smart and intelligent in many things but unfortunately I do not agree with his taste in women.
Any women with blonde hair is a bimbo (dyed or natural, it doesn't matter), prove me wrong.
>>25847234
What the fuck are you talking about m8??
>>25847272
I think he was retarded and his taste was awful in everything.
I mean, the kid writes about how much he loved the star was prequels. HE LOVED THE FUCKING STAR WARS PREQUELS. And he acts just like Anakin in those movies and even quotes him.
Another life ruined by George Lucas.
FUCK SHE'S REPLYING TOO FAST I'M IN PANIC
>>25847006
>talks to a girl
>actually gets replies
>doesn't even post the conversation on his japanese meme sharing website
fuck outta here, faggot
>>25847006
Slow it down son
It will make you look less desperate and give you time to make property reeponses
>>25847036
It's in spanish but I can translate.
>me: hey
>me: it's anon we met at x on thursday
>her: hahaha hey
>her: how are you doing?
>me: fine, a bit hungover tho :z
>her: hahaha from the weekend
>her: I'm at my job
>her: waiting to go
>me: too excited about leaving?
I'm already starting to lose it.
> constant feeling of being covered in spider webs
anybody else?
No, see a doctor bro.
>>25847052
that's everybody's answer to everything
I think I found a solution to your problem OP
Where can I find a 10/10 like this IRL
>>25846916
at the gym when she's not working at a hospital or law firm.
In France
You can dig something like that up at your local graveyard
Don't come here with Taxi Driver, Her, Drive and all those other mainstream things that have been said a million times. Give me the real gems. The real treasure. The real booty.
Pic related, I had to decide between this and Stalker (1979).
>>25846888
Postal the movie
Is Submarine mainstream?
>>25846888
Taxi Driver still remains the quintessential robot film. Her, Eternal Sunshine, and any other breakup movies are stupid normie bullshit.
Describe your idea of a perfect sunday
Spending time with my girlfriend, who I kidnapped and kept in my basement, true love isn't it?
>>25846707
>Posted on a monday
>>25846707
fucking velmas phat ass tbqh
4 years going on, i don't want to give up, but I did my best.
I ranted about it on forums on other sites, and people tell me not to give up, then I ask them if they can hook me up and they never reply.
I gave up on getting a job, it's impossible without lying a lot or nepotism. Instead I'm enlisting.
>>25846474
I found this out, but that leaves my only options to shooting up a school or suicide? My medical history stopped me from joining the military.
What kind of jobs are you looking for? Just something to get by, or are you looking to build a career? What sort of background do you have? Work experience? Skills? Education?
>downloaded Huniepop
>best girl is clear from the very beginning
>tfw no slightly nihilistic gf
>tfw you will never have silly shennanigans with her
>tfw no qt Christmas cake to joke around with
>tfw no lewd things
I would marry the shit out of Aiko. Kyanna is nice too but taking care of a single mom's kid makes you a cuck.
>>25846352
I only played this game because there are so few a these in english, then I learned jap and the best ones are from the early 90's.
The gamer grill was the best one, also any girl that lets you cum in her was generally great.
Didn't they make the gym girl a virgin in a rewrite or something? They changed something I think.
>>25846459
how do you learn japanese?
> Get Huniepop or how I call it the "Look Behind You Simulator"
> Go for the druggie
> I'm the exact opposite of her, but I fantasize about her bringing me to her world
> She treats me like shit, but I feel a bond
> She sends me lewd pictures and after a while we fuck
> tfw I realized I jacked off to Match 4 with moaning sounds
Going for the cute catgirl next.
