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I'm seeing starwars with a girl I fancy tomorrow after a wild weekend of events and it seems to me that I'm one of the few people she has faith left in.
Should I try making a move?
>>25861331
>girl I fancy
>wild weekend of events
>one of the few people she has faith left in
Maybe you should try shooting a gun...
at your face.
>>25861343
Why so? I'm trying to be successful with my endeavors
>>25861361
Oh man, you are really really deep in the "intellectual demeanor" bullshit aren't you?
Come on man, speak like a person, not a book character.
Do you have a person or character, real or not, that you look to for inspiration? If so, who?
Pic related
Her character, however exaggerated it may be, is my source for inspiration, when shit gets tough.
I have an alter ego. I put on the act whenever I'm around people.
Most fictional characters are too shallow and unrealistic to use as inspiration desu, but I still like her.
hitler, putin
;)
What're my fellow robots listening to?
>>25859971
My man. Great fucking song.
Listening to Disorder by Joy Division rn.
>>25859971
>>25860029
the only mistake my Joy Division
Nice taste bros
>>25860029
Listening to The Durutti Column's Missing Boy about Ian Curtis.
Streaming on Twitch, username is kvmusical
script here: http://imgur.com/a/fpfty
GET IN HERE
It's fucking real
starting at midnight
don't miss the musical that is sweeping /r9k/
>>25858751
>7 acts
Either Danny doesn't understand how long an act is supposed to be, or this is one long fucking play.
What other boards do you browse, robots?
>>25856797
>/out/
>/n/
>/vp/
>>25856797
/v/ /tv/ /a/ /tg/ and /pol/
/fit/ and /r9k/ are my main boards
usually /int/,/g/ and /v/ daily
/mu/ and /sp/ occasionally
Who /rolls their own cigarettes/ here?
I made the switch a while ago. It's cheaper, I think it tastes nicer, I don't cough anymore at all, and it lasts longer.
Try it
>>25860470
Have been rolling them for 6 years.
Its nice but tailored ones will always be better for special occasions.
What kind of tobacco is best for cigarettes? How good would home grown tobacco be in hand rolled cigs?
I'm not sure I understand. If you're for the taste and enjoy a longer smoke, why not upgrade to cigars? You don't inhale and it's all about flavor.
At that point it just seems like you're feeding an addiction and found a way to rationalize it instead of making a decision to improve your 'hobby.'
>"You just have to put yourself out there! If you see a girl you like, strike up a conversation with her!"
>"Anon, you can't just go up and start a conversation with a girl: doing that is really creepy, like you're a rapist."
I DONT UNDERSTAND, HOW THE FUCK HAS ANY HUMAN BEING EVER GOTTEN A GF?
>>25860428
deductive reasoning says, most likely through rape
>>25860428
>you can't
There it is, anon. You can't, likely because you're weird or physically unattractive.
Women have the luxury of being able to pick the best of their potential partners, since men are expected to go after women.
Just wait until they start turning. In a decade or two either she'll get ugly or desperate or Chad will be poor and ugly.
That's where you come in. You see, your role is the provider, and for this, you'll get some sex and something you'll call love.
>>25860428
Is the end result really worth the sheer amount of bullshit you have to go through?
Whats the worst thing you've ever done?
I once got dubs and didnt even chekem
>>25858879
c-check em? ORIGINGIAL COMMENT FAMOILIA
>>25858843
Sexual intercourse with your mother.
>year
>majors/minors
>career path you want
>funny story from your school
Sophomore
Stats and Comp Sci
Possibly a couple internships then a nice data science job. Retire at 40.
I tutor math at my school and the stupidity is astounding. Some people don't know sqrt(4) or how to find the area of a rectangle.
>3rd year, technically sophomore
>Computer Science, hopefully transfer and become Computer Science & Engineering
>Data science or Science related software engineer, then hopefully some years down the line go get my JD and become a patent/ip lawyer
As a part of the computer science club, we went to a hackathon and did not make anything. Just ate free food and participated in the events they had and took the vouchers/coupons the companies were handing out.
>Graduated in 2015 and now working in law
>Funny story: The time I playfully chased my ex into the women's restroom. Fortunately, no security guards were around.
>current yr
>economics major
>commodities banking
>already graduated and working but...i kekd two of my roommates gfs t the same time. yes i was delivering bulk penis
When did you realize it wasn't worth it?
> Went to Uni
> Was social
> Went to parties.
> Even joined a frat
> Networked
> Tried everything.
At the end of it all, I realized I didn't want it. Even when I was having the most fun, in the back of my mind I wondered if I could be doing something more enjoyable or fulfilling by myself. I think if you have thoughts like that, it's not meant for you. I've made peace with it, and I've made peace with never being with a girl. To be honest, the way relationships are today, I dodged a bullet on that one.
Yes but I have no idea of a single thing that makes me happy or content.
I've started to realize, the things that I think I want... aren't exactly the things I want.
Before, I used to constantly wish I had friends, a girlfriend, somebody that actually gave a shit about me and wanted to spend time with me.
After working several jobs, going out drinking, partying, meeting people... I realize what I'm looking for, the chances of finding, are so slim that I don't even care anymore.
Every time I went out and spent time with my "friends", like you OP, a whisper was heard in the back of my head, urging me to get the fuck out of there. And most of the times, I did, and I felt better for it.
I honestly don't think I'll be able to find peace with myself, let alone happiness or at the very least, contentment. I'll drift through life, constantly searching, until one day I croak. That's what I feel my life will be.
>>25853722
When I was about ten.
>Move to farm at eight from urban area
>No one around for miles
>Only family that I didn't talk to much
>Only socialize at school
>two years of only being able to talk to people for about two hours every weekday without being yelled at
>finally start liking solitude
>two years later move back to urban area
>tiny yard
that was over seven years ago
I still like the solitude better
How often do people lie about their lives on /r9k/?
well, we USED to have a good community and there was no reason to lie.
but ever since SOMEBODY started tarting pictures of 4 chan and uploading them to reddit, it's basically a free for all here.
oh and not to mention the FBI monitoring 4chan 24/7
>>25859715
>FBI monitoring 4chan 24/7
When will this dumb meme finally die..?
>>25859753
how do you know it's not true?
They have reasons
I'm 19 and I really want a qt and innocent gf that thinks a lot like me but I'm pretty conservative and it's been tough especially with how common alcohol, drugs, and sex are in uni. I'm considering picking up a 15 year old girl who's a bit of an introvert and slowly guiding her. If things work out perfectly I get a loyal, cute, innocent, and close gf. The risks are pretty scary though. Imagine if I put years of work into this girl and suddenly her friends pressured her to see other guys or to do drugs and such. I'm really scared to make the investment. I tried once with a qt 14 year old but she started craving too much attention from others so I backed out before things got bad. I really shouldn't be asking here but asking someone irl seems like a bad idea.
>>25858891
>but she started craving too much attention from others
No girl is gonna wait years to be your gf, you gotta date the underage girl while she's still udneraged.
>>25859429
She was my gf though. But she still tried to get attention from others and I saw what might happen and ended it. Maybe I'm just too paranoid but im scared that they would cheat.
>>25859500
It is what it is, can't rig the system but you can fail disastrously with jail time in the works.
/r9k/ please help me
My parents are forcing me to leave and go to uni house next year, but they know I'm useless and I'd die without someone looking after me so they've put me in a catered hall of residence.
I just got the email saying that I'll be in one of these rooms next year. Too high demand for single rooms, apparently.
A fucking year of sharing a room. I can't do it. I can't even leave and go flatting either, since I'll lose my deposit.
I've written a response email, could r9k please see if they could make it better to improve my chances of getting out of a twinshare room? (the social anxiety part is bullshit, but saying that I was diagnosed depressed wouldn't work as well as social anxity)
"Hey Carl
This is EXTREMELY bad news for me. Beyond bad.
I am not someone who likes to share a room, or be around people for too long. I need privacy. I cannot stress this enough. I can't even be around my closest friends for longer than a day. So the news that I'm going to be sharing a room for an entire year has hit me like a ton of bricks.
I'm not exactly the most social person. I can get along with people if I try, but I always prefer being alone. When I was in highschool, I was diagnosed with social anxiety. I'm better now, but that is because I've had a gap year not to be around people. The thought of sharing a room for a year makes me feel ill. I would want to leave and go flatting, but I couldn't because of the money that I'd lose from leaving the halls of residence.
I understand that I'm not the only one who has drawn the short straw, and emails like mine are a dime a dozen. But I'm begging you, please make an exception for me. I honestly can't share a room for a year. It would kill me inside.
Anon"
>>25857861
He won't do anything and if he does it will be something worse than nothing being done at all. Sending that email is like asking for someone to ruin your life.
Normies hate you. You need to get that through your skull. On average, 95% people will want to actively ruin your life through any means necessary (5% will feel apathetic). Is "Carl" your RA or someone involved with dorms? Make absolutely no mistake: Everyone will know if you send this email. Every person living in that dorm will not just suspect you're a freak; they will know.
I had a roommate for a year. He hated me because I never left. Can't blame him. I shouldn't have lived with someone else. Your parents probably think living with a normal person will force you into a normie lifestyle. I don't think it will. Your best bet is waiting until 2nd semester and begging them for an off campus apartment with at least single rooms/bathrooms, even if you need rommates. Robots actually make okay/good flatmates if the others just want rent money.
>>25858130
I am 100% certain that this guy wouldn't share this email, he'd get fired
>>25857861
This will be a learning experience for you, you horrible little princess.
What was the defining moment of your life?
That one moment where if you had acted differently, your life would now be objectively better?
I should have strangled myself with the umbilical cord on the way out
There hasn't been one thing, it's just been a slow, steady, downwards march.
I should have worn a condom
Why do people enjoy coffee and cigarettes so much?
Whenever I try it I just need to poop bad. Like, really bad. I practically can't hold it in
i just like pooping
>>25850032
that's the point for me
>have coffee with brekky
>soon after take a monster shit
>any coffee that day has no effect because empty bowels
>be camping or somewhere where it isn't comfy to shit
>drink tea instead of coffee
>no urge to shit
also waking up before sunrise and having a coffee in the morning chill is ultra-comfy mate
Because they are stimulants, also caffeine is a diuretic
