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what happened to the insecam thread?
new thread?
http://www.insecam.org
a certain camera in lichenstien.. or was it lithuaniua?, had like, a naked kid on or
>>25859831
found this, is this a hanging corpse?
>>25859831
is my bent legs slouchy gf still working at the konbini
Do your relatives pester you about not having a gf?
>tell my mom I'm seeing a therapist
>don't tell her why (depression)
>she thinks I'm in the closet
Not since I moved far, far away.
Even when I do call my mom it's nothing personal.
Only my Grandfather.
>mom gives the "are you gay?" talk.
>mfw I respond: I wish I was.
I wish I was anime
>>25864456
>Dad says to me "Are you a faggot?"
>Tell him I'm not a faggot
>Later Starts calling me a faggot again
>Just ignore him
>Actually bi :3
Describe your ideal gf robots
>close to my age
>huge fan of horror
>likes paranormal shit
>watches anime from time to time
>wears glasses
>is edgy to some extent
>has the same taste in music as me
>browse 4chan together
>is an introvert
I actually have a gf but i don't think perfection is good.Let's give it a try though.
>>25863344
>Introverted
>does not demand expensive shit
>anime watcher
>dark sense of humor
>no glasses
>actually supportive
>not a bitch
>no artificial fingernails etc.
>at least 6/10
I can only dream.
>>25863391
This shit just can't be found anywhere.
We're damned.
>>25863344
> Around my age
> White
>5/10 or above (essentially, every second white girl my age)
>Worldly
>Very politically knowledgeable but doesn't align with any side; recognises that reaching a moral conclusion without knowing any of the finer points is simply stupid
>Rationalist, not as in /r/atheism but as in understanding that emotions exist and knowing how to intelligently express them
>Open minded, very passionately talkative and willing to talk about everything and danything
>Likes 'classical' music, especially romantic era Russian composers and we would listen to their symphonies and concertos together lying on the floor
> Doesn't dress like a slut
do such girls exist
If you want to divorce your wife but dont want to loose half your shit.. couldnt you just sell everything you have to a trusted friend, get a divorce then get it back?
you think you are the first person to think of this? the system will just make you pay money instead when your wife tells the judge that you dumped all your assets to be cheeky
>>25861954
Give away things/ gift them or sell them to family / friends without her knowledge for a buck.
>>25861954
you can do this but expect her to sue you
Why not just get a motorcycle? Litrelly easiest way to get sex. Girls start conversations with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwhJodf-dDQ
https://youtu.be/52Rj9YPbxmE?t=6m36s
https://youtu.be/0rFYirqREnU?t=4m
https://youtu.be/aWqnRxLkjSY?t=41s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4xjfJebcyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVAUIFRIeGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7nRyZpU-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDc6PPaWAVk
https://youtu.be/rLIS5tcCUGE?t=1m28s
Litrelly that fucking easy, R9K.
>>25861350
>be fat fuck with fat spilling everywhere
>or be lanky fuck who can't hold up the weight of the bike
Hmmmm
Topkek.
I owned one and girls gave a shit
Is there anything more satisfying than respecting the police?
>be white and walking alone at 1 AM
>officer pulls up next to you
>hi there, where're you headed?
>just heading home, sir
>oh, where're you coming from?
>the grocery store, sir
>well, I'm heading towards your home if you'd like a ride
>thank you, sir, if it's not too much trouble
>ask him how his night is going
>ask him about any crime in your neighbourhood
>later post on /r9k/ knowing that you're being protected from drug users, thugs, Negros, and wannabe Negros
Respect the police.
Only blacks should fear the police, to be honest. Actually, blacks should be afraid of everyone but cops are more likely to kill them.
>>25861241
Cops kill basically equal number of whites as blacks. Can you guess which race gets the media attention and which gets swept under the rug?
>>25861241
Maybe they should try not robbing everything and everyone?
How does it feel to motorboat a pair of milkbags like these?
Fembots: how does it feel to have your funbags motorboated?
>>25860884
i wish these were bannable posts
meh pretty ugly and slutty too. big ass five head, could watch a movie on it.
>>25861065
Nowhere near as ugly as the most "attractive" black woman on the planet
Do girls care about guys choosing not to marry them anymore?
I'm happy for them. I think guys should live life for themselves and do whatever makes them happy, they shouldn't feel pressured to get married or anything when there's nothing there for them.
>>25858711
I'd be upset if it was someone I was already in a longterm relationship with.
>>25858711
Why would they be mad? This is what women wanting after all or feminism would have never taken control of all western law institutions.
/britfeel/
>tfw no op edition
>>25853261
I hope you get killed tomorrow, most likely in a car accident, but anything will do.
>>25853313
That's tight mate
Been a busy day of feeding squirrels and watching Gaki No Tsukai
What kind of girl do you robots usually attract?
>>25857813
crazy and pretty
>>25857813
Here are the type of women that seem to come after me:
>Single mothers at the office
>Landwhales at the gym
>Drug addicts at the grocery store
typically something like pic related
Can anyone give me a detailed description of what it feels like to orgasm through your prostate, or hands free etc.
>Will bump with traps for replies.
>>25857094
super cute penis!!
Hold your shit really hard, it must be solid stuff of course. When that log is ready start watching or reading porn, as you get more aroused hold and release your anus, without shitting yourself obviously, making that sweet piece of shit massage your prostate. You will cum buckets
>>25857183
that sounds unhealthy
Share skelly feels, homies
>tfw 28/30 or 29/30 jeans
>tfw they're still loose
jfmsuf
Eat food you dumbfucks. Jesus Christ.
Your nipples look like milk duds
>Everyone thinks your mom neglects you and doesn't feed you
>You know it isnt true and your mom basically spends more because you eat a lot
>That feel when you will never be a fat huge Samoan in your life
JUST
When was the last time you had a very good meal?
define very good
>>25853901
>work at mcdonalds
>eat mcdonalds
>mcdonalds
it's been a very long time, anon....
>>25853901
not yesterday. i had a sandwich from potbellies that wasn't cooked and soaked in grease. i was starving while full.
Guys I seriously fucked up and I don't know what to do
>Cute girl at work I've been orbiting for a year now
>Every one likes her because she always bubbly and kind
>She'd like me the most because I would give her rides home all the time for free
>Decided to work up the courage and ask her out
>She rejects me
>She then tells everyone at work
>I'm more upset over he petty gossip then the actual rejection
>She just laughs and says "You're my coworker anon! I barely know you!" despite me working with her for over a year now
>Decided I'm not gonna give her rides for free anymore
>That night at closing she asked me for a ride
>I told her if she gave me 5 bucks I'll do it
>She does that gay shit cute girls do and act childish
>I say fine
>Head to my car and just drive off without waiting for her
>The thought of her having to walk 2 hours in the cold would make me feel a bit better
>I figured it teach her a lesson not to use people
>Monday comes, I come into work
>Everyone is staring at me, people are giving me dirty looks
>I get called into the office
>One of my managers ask if I was suppose to give Cheryl a ride home last saturday night
>y-y-yeah, but I f-forgot...
>"JESUS ANON! SHE GOT RAPED WALKING HOME BECAUSE OF THAT! DON'T YOU KNOW ITS DANGEROUS FOR A YOUNG GIRL TO WALK HOME AT NIGHT!??"
>My managers are literally shouting at me, they never done that before
>They told me that I'm pretty much scum for letting Cheryl get raped
tl;dr girl I use to orbit got raped because I didn't giver her a ride home
I seriously feel disgusted with myself right now, and everyone at work hates me! As soon as I walk into the break room it just gets quite. What should I do? I feel guilty and I tried apologizing to her but she never answered my calls.
Not your fault anon.
You didn't rape her
She could also have got a fucking car herself
>>25862427
bitch shoulda took a cab
Time to claim unresolvable unfair treatment at work, and collect EI.
