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Shouldn't all lives matter or is that lost on these people?
>>25850732
no, you see
it's because "all lives matter" goes without saying
the tragedy of our society is that "black lives matter" needs to be stated ;^)
>>25850732
>That pink haired fatty in the front
Well, they believe in shit like white privilege so they think it balances out.
>white people eat this
How can you eat that thing? It looks so fucking disgusting it gives me the jeebz. The tail the spinly things on its face the colors. It looks like a giant crusty spider in the water. Why would you even think that's good?
it tastes really good
it is funny that we love lobster and crab but when we look at a giant isopod we are grossed out, yet they probably taste similar.
>>25850541
>Why would you even think that's good?
For a long time it wasn't thought to be good; it was what the poor people ate, and even slaves had the right have a limit on how often they could be fed lobster.
Eventually rich people started vacationing on the seaside, and decided to "rough it" and eat what the poor people did. It progressed as a joke at first, until lobster became fashionable.
Does anybody else get extreme anxiety when they have to talk about themselves?
I can't explain it. But any time somebody asks me a personal question, even a super innocent one like "What music do you like?" or something, I legitimately start to panic. I just get so embarrassed talking about myself and it makes me want to cry.
I have a job interview over the phone tomorrow morning. 15 minutes of having to talk about myself and answering bullshit interview questions. There's no way this won't be a disaster
Not really, but this kind of things happens when I get mad or even remotely angry (at someone) in public
So I can't ever get in a fight or I'm guaranteed, certified autism meat
>order a record in the mail
>mother: "hey anon, what did you order?"
>"oh just a record"
>"cool, what record?"
>fuck
>"it doesn't matter. heh, you haven't heard of it"
>"well, what is it?"
>"I don't wanna say
>she looks at me like I'm fucking mental
>"is it something embarrassing? just tell me what it is"
>"no"
>I'm legitimately sweating
>she's getting mad at me
>"fine, whatever"
I'm so neurotic it hurts
Is this really the body women want?
is builtfat > athletic?
>>25850361
>that
>builtfat
kek
that guy is on loads of gear
probably like 10% bodyfat thats just bad lighting. ive seen other photos
builtfat is fatter than that
>>25850361
he doesn't look fat to me
his pecs looks chiseled
>>25850361
>bitter incels, SJWs, and /fa/ggots constantly trying to add -fat to everything
Not even a fitfag, but I kek'd
They've started doing it more and more recently and I hate it, I try to say something but it just makes them even worse. Tbh I would rather they were shouting at me than at each other, if this is what having a gf is like then maybe I'm better off alone
>>25850325
What are they fighting about?
>>25850451
Money, work, my mentally ill brother
>>25850625
Put your brother on the street with a sign to generate pitty money
Is love real, or is it just another normie meme?
I'm going to get shit on for posting a quote from Reddit: The TV Show, but this is precisely the truth.
As if any of us will ever know.
>>25850297
Some robots may have loved from afar
Pic Unrelated. just art that i liked
>Her
Yeah, it isn't like street harassment, but it's a different kind of annoy that leaves me just as pissed off. My point was partly you're getting paid to do a job that you know how to do and some random guy butting in on your work to "help out" is very annoying because they don't know what they're doing even if they think they do (even if they are just asking to be nice & not show off). Also just the general notion of some guy coming to my rescue is incredibly irritating. Hate when guys try to "help out" like I'm a damsel in distress. I know they're trying to be nice, but if I want help, I'm capable of asking for it.
Think it's much better if people just learn that gender roles are dumb as hell and people should just be people instead trying to be macho or feminine or any other dumb things like that.
>Me
Well being macho or feminine is the best way to attract a mate, have you ever watched a nature documentary? Gender roles exist because of nature, not in spite of it. Being macho might be stupid to you, but to the male who gets young pussy every weekend and has a spot waiting at his father's firm, being loud and intimidating is working out pretty fucking great.
>Her
Except majority of women don't find men being macho or loud & intimidating attractive in the slightest. As a woman, I can tell you macho douchebags aren't the ones that pick up women. It's the ones that are decent human beings. That sort of attitude is actually only going to send up a hell of a lot of red flags for women that are saying this guy is possibly going to hurt me. Also while yes we are technically animals, we have greatly evolved from our ancestors and are much more complex & different than every other animal on the planet. That sort of thinking is so hilariously stupid especially since it doesn't actually hold up in real life, so please never try to use it as a legitimate argument for human nature.
Why not read some sociological & psychological studies on how humans interact instead of watching animal planet?
>Me
If you see people as something fundamentally different from other animals, you are gravely mistaken. Stop the insults and attacks, you look pathetic and defensive over nothing. Your naivety about the way social interactions work honestly runs too deep for you to clearly assess the dynamics of them.
Let me break this down for you...
>Except majority of women don't find men being macho or loud & intimidating attractive in the slightest.
A baseless and incorrect statement. Maybe you have a few like-minded friends who place less value on these things, but no woman masturbates thinking about the frail and short guy with a goofy haircut that makes 32k a year and is adorable like a kid brother, no matter how enjoyable he might be to have coffee with. Can you honestly say that you do? That is what turns you on? You really believe that the man described gets more tail than a tall and lean guy with nice hair and a bunch of wing-man type friends who loses his temper sometimes and acts like an ass when he's drunk? People, in general, will always be willing to look beyond negative characteristics if the person checks enough boxes in the "would mate with" column, especially if its just a hookup. Do you go out to clubs? Have you ever been to a college with a party culture? Being the nice guy in the hallway trying to strike up a conversation about some kind of current event doesn't really get results like being the one with a bunch of guys who take protein supplements and are blowing up the tab. I have been on both sides and believe me, I did alot better for myself as the guy with long, thick hair who doesn't give a fuck and takes every opportunity to bring up that he and his friends are in a band and lets women come to him than being the slightly chubby guy who really likes music and is genuinely interested in other people.
I think i'm in love with a girl.
How do i stop this?
What is preventing you from dating her?
Realize that she doesn't love you.
>>25849838
She lives in a different country.
>>25849851
I think she loves me back.
I don't know.
"You have to high standarts, just find someone less attractive"
Does anybody here hate when people say that?
It's so annoying because I'm KV and attractive girls have always been nice to me, If for example I start talking to a fat chick she will try to destroy my confidence and act really bitchy as fuck.
Unattractive girls are so rude, and some of them think they are some kind of pop star or something they are mostly really bitchy, but attractive girls are always super nice and understanding, what should I do? Just stop thinking about women? This advice that people should lower their standarts are stupid as fuck.
>>25849715
>Unattractive girls are so rude, and some of them think they are some kind of pop star or something they are mostly really bitchy, but attractive girls are always super nice and understanding
Way to generalize OP....
>>25849773
Yeah, I know but I'm just tired of this bullshit I'm tired of how everyone hates virgins, it's getting depressing.
>>25849884
People don't hate virgins, people hate picky virgins who complain about their virginity.
WHO HERE FEELS LIKE THEY GO FUCKING INSANE SOMETIMES!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
REEEEEEE
WWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT THE FUCK!
>>25849679
About what specifically?
>>25849679
I don't have any feelings so.
>>25849741
I HAVE NO IDEA
I JUST FEEL LIKE IM GOING MAD SOMETIMES, ITS OUT OF NOWHERE, I THINK IM JUST LONELY
>tfw new semester starts tomorrow
>tfw the little hope you have that things will change and you might make a friend or gf will all come crashing down once again
This disillusion will not be the end.
Because a different time wouldn't be so cruel.
Why do i keep my hopes up that things will ever be any different r9k?
I am just upset that I won't get to sleep in anymore
>go to bed
>feel a sudden urge to hug something
>there's nothing but me and the cold bed sheets
please end me
HOPE U FINS SOME1 TO HUG AON
>tfw hold my own hand in bed as if I'm holding hands with a girl
>tfw circle my thumb on the back of the other hand as if it's a girl
>tfw rub my foot up and down my calf as if it's a girl
>tfw run my fingers up and down and through my chest hair as if it's a girl doing it
>tfw whisper to myself in a feminine voice and reply in a deep whisper complaining jokingly to "her" that I'm tired and need to sleep
>tfw lie in bed and pretend a qt girl is lying with her face towards mine and smiling at me
>tfw fold up my bathrobe and put it between legs as if it's a girl's leg
>tfw kiss empty air pretending I'm kissing a girl
>tfw lie on my back and hold my arm out and then folded at a ninety degree angle to pretend I'm holding a girl who's lying against me
>tfw go through each board on 4chan pretending I'm giving a tour to my girlfriend and giving her a humorous little summary about each one
>tfw watching home videos on my laptop of my family and me as a kid and pretending a qt girl is sitting beside me saying "awww" and smiling and asking who the different people are
>tfw walking home alone and pretending she's walking beside me and think up lengthy dialogue and occasionally laugh at something she or I said in the imagined dialogue
>tfw imagine meeting her family and having them like me
>tfw imagine her meeting my family and us sleeping and talking quietly in my room at home
>tfw imagine her and my mom preparing coffee after dinner and watching her laugh at something my mom says
>tfw imagine making her mom laugh and making her father a little annoyed when she and her mother tell him that he's probably boring me and that I probably want to get to bed after the long journey
>tfw developing several lengthy scenarios involving me and my qt crush and replaying them mentally each night while adding minor details and more dialogue and extending them further each day
>>25849418
get one of those big body pillows. they are comfy. don't get a lewd anime cover for it though unless you're prepared to take responsibility
Does anyone else find themselves disgusted when presented with the lack of authenticity?
>>25849365
I think you're gonna have to be a little more specific
>>25849365
>I just hang out with my girlfriend
must be nice
I just don't understand how someone who can't make any friends or even make any acquaintances can even get a GF in the first place.
It literally boggles my mind.
The first step to getting a GF (at least where I live) is having a social circle of FRIENDS to begin with.
What musicians have you had a crush on? When i was 11 i had a big crush on Kim Deal after watching her sing Gigantic.
have had and still have a crush on hayley williams. Should i just kill myself?
Hayley tbqh senpai
>>25849320
tfw you will never travel back in time to 2006 and have an emo/scene gf
who /skinnybodychubbyface/ here?
I am familiar with this negative sensation
who /noticeablyunevenface/ here?
>>25849221
Fucking me
Left side is 2 times larger than right side
Nobody notices before i point it out tho
