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Someone needs to reach out to this guy. He is literally the next elliot rodger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-SpcmOmaio
https://www.youtube.com/whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PovDgKWkQ1gatch?v=Bq7XbE1Ix5Q
>he has a video called 'beta uprising'
Oh this is great
Sad some people will do anything for attention/page views.
"Brass knuckle cassanova" I'm stealing that line.
>>25859437
His videos have a lot of good points, even though he lays the satire on a little thick at times. (doing an Elliot Rodger selfie drive.) I like his deep-voiced "thug" impression.
Why is reality the way it is?
Reality is whatever you make of it.
Say you're walking down a street and someone smiles at you. You can perceive it as a friendly smile because you're attractive, or you can perceive it as a mocking smile because you dress like a fucking retard. Either way it's up to you and how you handle these situations.
>>25859474
Dumbest fucking thing I've read in a while.
if reality was any other way we would still be questioning why reality is the way it is
I want a daughter. But I will never have one because:
1. Women hate me, and I will always be KHV
2. I know she would grow up to be a whore in this modern world, and it would break my heart.
3. I think it's cruel and selfish to reproduce
I just want to be able to show my little girl the ropes and keep her safe. I want to shield her from sex and boys and all that. I want to spend time with her and cuddle her all the time.
Let me die in my sleep already
Also, don't forget that you don't have a good reason for wanting a daughter. The right reason is to have a big family in general and have them all thinking like you and working together to change society.
>>25859117
I know your pain bruv.
I'm not so big on #3 but similar feel.
I kind of want to have a boy and a girl so they have someone to grow up with and stuff like that.
I probably want that stuff cause I never had any of that growing up. haha
>>25859203
What reason is there to change society in a world devoid of objective morality for a species with no genuine purpose?
I just want a daughter I can protect and shower in affection.
Who here thinks sex is overrated?
>inb4 fag virgin neckbeards
>inb4 op is fag no way he had sex
>inb4 inb4
only point is to make genetic copies. that orgasm thing is just a feeling in your head; a chemical cocktail. just because you feel it doesnt mean its there. I dont even question why I havent gotten a gf yet.
Yeah. Now that I'm single again I realize how much better it is this way and how much I prefer masturbating.
ERP is better than sex too.
Sex might be the single most overrated aspect of the human experience, although it might be because I have a very small penis so it's hard to actually feel anything inside a vagina since I barely touch the walls.
Who /cold/ here?
100% original senpai
>>25859013
not me. i got my window open actually. i've been eating all month and i've gotten nice and fat and warm.
I'm super cozy. I have a jacket on and everything. My face is all warm and fuzzy. About to hop back into Dragon's Dogma for maximum comfy. You should get a blanket OP!Or snuggle with me~
>>25859054
I want to cuddle with a cat ears anon!
Watching mine con attendees ask questions is so painful. Yon can feel there future loneliness and rejection emitting from them. They are not robots, they are fucking aliens
links?
you didnt even post links to see what you're talking about
Did you get D's on class presentations opie??
>>25858935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I
Minecon 2013.
>>25858968
it's like autistic children asking questions to less autistic children
>tfw gf
What do I do now?
>>25858851
eat her pussy for me.
tell her "this one's for ryan" and go to town. do it for your brother.
>>25858851
Leave
Never come back
>>25858851
Well...your life now revolves around her menstrual cycle. Take that as you will. Hopefully conversing and texting her (for your sake) won't be like walking on gravel without making noise...y'know....because dramabomb.
"I haven't heard from you in 10 minutes! I know you're balls deep in some other girl right now!!!"
Holy water burns my skin. I was wondering what this means.
It's probably acid desu
>>25858831
Lol you might be or be possessed by a demon
>>25858831
Sounds to me like you need to move out of Flint, Michigan.
I want to hear about the time you did something really fucking stupid and cringe-worthy
>finish unloading my seed into my hired gf
>she goes to kiss me
>i hug her instead.
i think i kissed her when i came back to see her tho
>>25858758
>be junior year
>playing homemade D&D during lunch
>"he's gonna roll a 05"
>1 in 100 chance
>not even the best roll
>still called it
>suddenly get the urge to throw my arms into the air and scream "CALLED IT"
>decide this wasn't far enough
>begin chanting "CALLED IT" before running out of the classroom
>chanting "CALLED IT" while running around campus, hoping people would then say it
>lol what'd you call anon?
>..."I CALLED IT."
>nothing happened
>go back to classroom
>none of my friends know what happened
>none of my classmates know what happened
>"lol anon why'd you do that damn"
>playing outside at grandmas
>have to pee
>decide to pee in the middle of the street
>afraid the neighbors across the street will see my peeepee
>so I lay down with my peepee against the curb on the neighbor's side of the road so they can't see it
>pee
I can't tell if I'm bisexual or just lonely.
I feel like I've posted this thread before
>tfw can't tell if bisexual or just cock fetish
>>25858635
>>25858635
same here senpai
Maybe we could talk and figure it out together ;)
have you already preordered you VR headset of choice?
the future is NOW
Too expensive, not enough porn or games to use it on yet. I'll give it a few more years until it becomes more mainstream
>>25858623
This
Don't really want to spend 500 on a device I'll use for porn once
can it simulate love?
Has anyone here ever visited a Dominatrix? What was it like?
>>25858500
Honestly there aren't any good ones like in the porns, all the ones ive looked up don't do any sex and they also charge crazy prices for them essentially beating up for fun. Much of their clientele are crusty old men. Honeslty most have a personality that makes you want to punch them in the throat.
>>25858660
you come across as someone who is just upset that you can't get what you want
are there any that do gentle femdom? is that an uncommon thing?
i don't want to be whipped or have my balls busted, i just wanna get facesat and rub feet and shit
All I want is a 5/10 gf, is that too much to ask for?
>>25858294
This is the best shoop of her yet.
>>25858455
I agree, she's cute nonetheless
nice to CHIN you
Who /embarassed2death/ here?
I've had an Imgur account for 3 years now. I've always posted pictures of my Sister and I claiming she's my wife and making up stories and stuff. Got a few front page posts. Anyways, our cousin saw it today and told my Sister and pretty much everybody else in the family. I've turned my phone off and have locked myself in my bedroom all day. What do?
deny everything until the day you die
That's really sad. I don't think you can ever live it down. They'll never look at you the same.
>>25858146
I am anthony napkins
What is the answer to this question?
n=m-16
>>25858137
It's equal
n = 4m
