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Why the fuck do they do this?
>Yes I'm a woman and I play games
>Look at me, I READ BOOKS AND DRINK COFFEE
>I am not interested in relationships, because I have one! JUST SO ALL OF YOU KNOW!!
>I started playing VNs because Steam features shitty ones, but I've never heard of them before! If you don't like them, like I, a professional VN lover does, go fuck yourself
>OH MA GAWD, I'm a WOMAN, I don't play those POPULAR games like SHOOTERS and League of Legends, so STOP INVITING ME YOU SILLY BOY
WANT TO WAKE UP
CAN'T WAKE UP
If you have to post whether you are m/f on a platform where all that matters is what you play and if you play well, you're doing it for attention.
For the attention and validation.
High quality cherry-picking.
But yes these types of people are annoying.
This board is a horrible board full of stupid people (well, mainly underaged, angsty posters) and I've found the only plausible explanation as to why I visit here to be that I find your cynical defeatism and underaged angst to be interesting to read sometimes, I guess. Dunno really.
I'm 6'1, not handsome but above average looking, /fit/ (really it's not hard at all if you stopped your pseudointellectual rationalising of how aspiring to become /fit/ is bad), white and socially able. I simply don't fit in here, and the truth is, you guys are simply worsening yourselves by basking in this little echo chamber of self-hatred and misogyny. The way you describe females is the way how radical feminists describe males, and you make fun of them too; the self-awareness you lack, jesus christ
As much as I despise all the values and people of this board, I can't help but feel sympathy and pity for you guys. There are some people who genuinely need help; most of you don't need serious help, you can fix yourselves up, but for those with serious psychological problems - here is not the place to amend them, it will only add in salt. I suggest all of you leave, too
Pic related is a place I went with my gf to this may, you can go there with your gf too one day, attaining such a social and economic position requires only a little bit of effort for anyone who isn't completely retarded
Bye /r9k/
I'm the same as you, l just like to shitpost. It's your fault for taking this board too seriously
See you tomorrow anyways
>>25864107
Probably half of the posters here are not actually sperging autists, but trolls pretending to be. You never know who is serious.
>>25864123
Let me tell you senpai
There are not many girls on r9k, the femanon feels or whatever are rping trolls (it's fun because robots get really insecure for no reason when they hear the word femanon), most of the greentext stories are fake and the "NEETs" are just worthless lardasses living with their parents. This board is 90% bait, get used to it cause it'll probably never change
>22 y.o virgin
>girl at work becomes massively interested
>she keeps telling me to ask her out
>make it clear i'm not interested.
>takes photos of us together at xmas party and makes them her facebook profile pic
>she finds out i havn't had a girlfriend
>after 6 months she realises i'm not going to ask her out
>becomes disinterested
>starts to mock me
>calls me soft, a weak man
>says how there's more men who know how to pleasure her properly
>even calls me a little girl
just because i wasn't interested.
seriously some women are fucked in the head.
>>25864031
Jesus fuck, so tell her that you're not interested. How stupid you have to be?
When you say you made it clear, did you actually tell her you weren't interested and weren't going to ask her out, or did you mumble like a bitch and act all vague?
>somme women are fucked in the head
>some
All women are mentally deficient, friend.
Robots,
It's 5AM and I can't sleep. I start class at 11, it's a new semester. What do?
Kill yourself
JUST FUCKING DO IT
OHH YEAAH
>>25863985
Reading or writing fiction while laying down almost unfailingly makes me sleepy
Its just school who cares if you sleep in or are a grumpy shit with your head down at your desk. What really sucks is when you have a job and youre in the same situation
What do you think Emma Watson is doing right now?
>>25863871
touching herself to all this hot robot knowledge im spitting out in other threads.
she also has a picture of my dick saved and open on her lap top.
>>25863871
Doing stupid feminazi shit
>>25863871
cocaine out of a niggers cock.
Who else is a siscon beyond any hope here?
>3 years since I moved away from parents to study
>have collected over 15 used panties from my little sister
>brought a water resistant mini camera so I could set it up when she showers, over 20gb of footage by now
>talked her into a french-kissing session once.
I don't even get hard anymore from anything else.
How degenerate is this from a scale of 1-10?
0
You belong on /pol/ with the happy frogs :^)
Dud you read ore imo, op?
>>25863863
It depends. Post pic of sister.
who else here is a dude who is a robot that has to conform into a normie status?
>26
>in a relationship, live with her
>wait for her to fall asleep so i can drink my secret whiskey
>message girls on facebook
>jack it the fuck off
>get really depressed
>message exes from deep years ago
>has to pretend to support sjw shit
>is actually racist is fuck
anyone else in my boat?
>>25863825
no. fuck racism.
>>25863825
>be drunk
>get a message from girl i haven't talked to since high school
>horny as fuck and currently fapping
>fuck it i'll talk to her, she's pretty hot
>she starts talking about trans and queer rights and other sjw bullshit
>god dammit
>yeah trans people should totally have rights and shit lol haha
>please show me your tits
>cum to the porn i was watching
>yeaaaah i think i'm too drunk i'll talk to you later dude
>Doesn't live with parents
>In a relationship
>Had previous relationships
You're not a robot.
Robots is this an infected toenail? Noticed it was puffy and when I tried to wipe away some pus that came out some of the flesh fell away leaving me with pic related.
I have class tomorrow so I can't go to the doctor WHAT DO
>>25863810
ouch. text that picture to your professor and tell him/her you need to take a day off and see a doctor.
looks like an ingrown toenail. get the right side of your nail bed surgically removed
Chris?
I would recognize those toes anywhere.
why are we still reliant on electric companies when we can use solar energy to power our homes instead?
>>25863768
corporations..
Because humans are greedy fucks.
As I understand it, photovoltaic cells require some rare metals that make them impractical for that level of usage.
What is going on in this picture?
Is this supposed to mean something?
Why does she have 13 wraps covered in some white shit and calling it a club?
normie hate thread
>he isn't in the wrap pack
Seriously though I gave up trying to understand white people long ago
It might be an in joke at her job that some of her coworkers might get.
It seems just about anybody can get into the wrap pack these days.
Social justice stories go
>be chemistry student
>teacher asks me to be student rep on a panel for hiring a new chemistry teacher
>other panel members are chemistry teachers, a math teacher, and a couple administrators
>meet the administrator that will be making the final choice
>"shes" a tranny
>start interviewing
>most candidates are decent, a few are really good
>one is pretty bad, keeps babbling about social justice things
>stumbles hard on every question about chemistry
>says he cried when someone tagged racist graffiti on campus
>we all submit our suggestions
>she chooses the social justice weenie
bump for juicy social justice stories. i know youve run into these people, lets hear about it
Not me but relevent
>>25863952
Still isn't mine band even less relevant, but here
do any biological girls want to talk about fetishes?
>>25863608
LUL even transwomen get tired of transwomen and want the company of "biological girls" aka GIRLS.
kuk
>>25863608
Not a grill but I can talk about muh fetishIt's gravid pokegirls
Do girls have foot fetishes? Or is that just the most common fetish for men?
Why don't NEET girls marry NEET boys and be leeches together?
>>25863542
Because NEETcucks are too retarded
I've been wanting this so bad
Where do I meet neet girls?
>>25863542
I want this really bad but I'm a NEET shut in who lives in the middle of nowhere so no qt boys around.
Who here /Aspergers/?
Care to tell us a little about what it's like being am aspie?
like power overwhelming
>>25863456
its not good
>>25863456
Social behavior does not come naturally, and you are very introverted. You would often rather spend time alone than with others.
What is cultural marxism?
>>25863449
white beta + asian woman
asian male + black woman
alpha black male + white woman
jew+jew
hang on boys this thread bout to go down the fucking shit slide hundred miles an hour no brakes
>>25863455
why do they call it marxism? penis
