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The name ROBOT is just plain wrong.
Definition: A machine that looks like a human being and performs various complex acts (as walking or talking) of a human being;
You guys are zombies, I'm a robot
> be 21 year old wagecuck
> speak 4 languages and am learning a 5th
> have decent job & handsome girlfriend
> parents still not proud of me
> found out my gf is about to dump me
> mfw i've never been happy with her anyway
> mfw wanna kill myself for about a year now
> i'm a true robot
pic related
The correct term to describe you is FAILED NORMIE and this board is not for people like you.
How did you find out? and also why is she dumping you?
I consider myself a cyborg desu.
I never feel anything but alienation. My body betrays me, and I can't even be around other humans very long as I just look like them. I don't feel rancor or hate, just sheer alienation and distance. However, I can and do socialize when I need to, but it's all for mutual benefit.
what some robots' opinions here
>Hanging out on omegle last night
>Come across three girls
>Look pretty young
>Ask ages right off the bat
>14, 14, and 17
>Two are qt 3.14s the other is meh
> Start talking just because
>Find out they're in Australia
>US here, will never see them
>Talk for a really long time, like, 2+ hrs
>Just dicking around
>The end they tell me I'm cute and they need to go
>All 3 add me on snapchat
What do?
bump for originality
even more original
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
original bump. yes this bump
I don't know what you should do,but take my bump
why do people ignore me when I speak?
Even if I do speak quietly SOMETIMES, at times they literally look me in the eyes when I speak and then just ignore me and carry on. I don't understand this shit. Am I that insignificant to them, even at fucking work?
There's nothing more demotivating than this in social situations.
Its cause your cucked background fodder to them
>>25868445
probably because no one can you speaking faggoti have the same problem
>>25868445
Well obviously you're a ghost
>it's not your parents fault you're a loser
>man up
>stop blaming everyone but yourself
>kid has earing
how to spot a shit parent
If your parents treated you bad when you were a kid, it's probably because their parents (and society as a whole) fucked them up somehow.
This whole "blame yourself" thing misses the point entirely, and so does the "blame others" thing.
We're all products of our circumstances--every last one of us. There is no such thing as a self-made man. No one is an island.
>>25868535
the difference is I've yet to fuck up a childs life by having one when I'm not fit to like every other stupid human out there
1. Were you mostly or exclusively bottle fed as an infant?
2. Were you circumcised?
3. Were you raised by a single mother?
I suspect less than 5 or 10% of robots can answer all three of these questions in the negative. We were destined for this senpai.
>>25868410
1. No
2. Yes
3. Yes
shiet
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>mostly
What's the cutoff point for a manlet in a country where the average is 5'8''?
I'm from a country where the average height is 5'8''? How much taller than 5'8'' do I have to be to not be considered manlet?
Doesn't matter if 5'8 is average. 5'8 is still manlet.
I'm 6ft in the UK and only feel tall when with a few people. if I'm walking around a crowded place I don't feel tall.
>tfw 5'2"
>still get laid
>still get girlfriends
Height is just a terrible excuse.
>>25868403
I dont get benefits from heights because my country average men height is 6'.
>be me
>about to lost virginity
>couldn't get it up
WHY? WHY WHAT THE FUCK WHY. THIS WAS FUCKING HUMILIATING?
>be me wearing swimsuit
>get boner while walking on beach
>
I really really really like that picture.
>>25868353
Same happened to me. Gal was cool about it tho.
How do I convince my mom that it's safer to let me drink alone in the house than shoo me away to drink alone in the street?
I'm not going to make friends in a bar anyway. I just want to drink my wine while sitting safe and sound and warm on my bed on the internet, not getting frostbite and not getting beat up.
>>25868337
you have to hide that kind of stuff
>>25868337
she doesnt want you to be a depressed alcoholic
drinking alone is pretty depressing m8I say as I open another bottle of shitty vodka by myself
You deserve to get beat you degenerate
Ask a McDonald's grill boy/fry (not fries) boy anything before he has to go to work in 20 minutes
>>25868283
How did you think it would all end up?
Why did it end up like this?
>>25868283
Have you ever spit on the food or picked food up off the ground and served it? Did you realize smoking pot would leave you here?
>>25868283
See ya at breakfast wagie :^)
You know there is something terrebly wrong with western society when a kind boy like Elliot was turned into a murderer.
Remember how he felt sick when he first held a gun? He was not a born killer, instead he has evolved into one after years of pain and suffering.
Terrribly* forgive me for typos
I don't know who that guy is but it looks like he's made out of CHEESE haha
>>25868280
that is how all killers are made
>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking at Airsoft guns on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you still play with toys"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out ok
>Look up
>There's a little kid on his super soaker
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are smirking at me
>Try to ignore it and keep playing
>"I wish you could drive as well as you shoot your toy guns"
>"You never even got in a car"
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting pitied looks from people
>One guy's face turns into a nasty smile
>Walk out of dentist
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>Walk back inside with him
>Everybody is staring at us
Does anybody else go through hell whenever they look for Airsoft guns and other things around their family members? I just can't take it anymore
You and your dad should go to family counseling or some shit.
This has "dysfunctional family" written all over it.
>>25868278
How fucking old are you
You sound like a little bitch anyways
>>25868317
>How fucking old are you
I'm 23
You couldn't name one thing more desirable than a japanese school girl even if your life depended on it.
Heh...good luck
real life japanese schoolgirls are fuckin ugly
but anime japanese schoolgirls are the greatest creation in human history
Billions of dollars. I'll take that over a freaking harem of Japanese school girls. No question.
>>25868261
Two japanese school girls
Sunny today lads
>mods deleting threads
why do they do this
>>25868271
blame pakipoo and his hacking friends
>appointment with PiP tommorow (being migrated from DLA)
how do I stop them taking my autismbux?
Why is everyone on 4chan so angry? Especially /r9k/, like seriously, why are you robots all so damn angry all the time about everything. You'll just pick anything to be mad about.
GO FUCK YOURSELF M8
kek u mad?
Fuck off I'm not mad about anything fuck you.
does anyone want to talk about ducks here
>>25868058
LOL SO RANDUMB XDDDDDDDDDD HAHA HOLDS UP SPORK WAFFLES AND TOODLES QUACK QUACK KEK
>>25868058
Change du for co and we have a deal.
>>25868079
lol this guy really likes ducks :P
