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Are you having fun being 18 robots?
How's being so incredibly young?
I haven't had sex for nearly a year and I'm not making a lot of money and class sucks and friends are more like acquaintances. It only gets worse doesn't it anon
Pretty great. Be Germanic, 5'10, straight, going to college right now, have a good job, get to live at home, have qt gf at grocery store I work at, life's good.
>>25861647
It's alright. I get to be 18 my senior year, which means I can call myself in sick. That's cool.
I'm scared of the future. High school sucks dick but it seems better than growing up.
Does it help any of you or is it just a thing romanticized by teens?
>>25861638
Thats stupid
And pointless
>>25861709
Thanks for your quality answer familia
>>25861638
its not a meme
when im having severe panic attacks the only thing that calms me down aside from drugs is the thought of ripping open my flesh and letting the blood flow out. it makes me feel so good just fantasizing about it as i turn in my bed i feel relief.
i used to think it was a meme and edgy and for attention but for a group of people its legitimate
>that feeI when no mommy gf
>>25861605
I too am acquainted with this emotion.
>>25862125
l thought i was the only one
>>25861605
I matched with some milf on tinder. What the fuck do I do to fuck her?
>Be me
>18 yrs old
>Khhv
>Never even had a girl like me
>As long as I can remember girls have only ever made fun of me
>Always wanted acceptance but never got it
>Always unrequited feelings
>Before I know it I'm no longer 12 years old
>Where did the time go
anyway
>Get drunk and go to sleep
>See qt3.14 in dream
>Start talking to her
>She's really sweet and nice
>Things are going great
>I feel happy for the first time in years
>We kiss
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Think to myself-"I finally have a girl that likes me"
>Stop feeling suicidey
>Feel very strong connection with this girl
>Out of nowhere wake up
>Alone
>No friends
>No qt3.14 gf
>No money
>Nothing to live for
>Just Arma 2 DayZ and other vidya
So Robots, are these dreams a blessing or a curse? On one hand, its an incredible feeling and ultimately feels very real. On the other hand however, there is a crushing contrast when you awake and realize youre just your lame miserable self and it was all a facade
Also post related dream stories
I don't know
I haven't had a girl-related dream in years it seems. I've completely given up
Anyone else?
I had one a few weeks ago.
We were walking along a cliffside in the sunset. Her hair dancing in the wind. I could feel her hand in mine, and the air brushing against my skin. I told her how beautiful she looked as the serenade of sunshine came through. I looked into her eyes completely oblivious to anything. I felt at peace, adoration and for once the feeling of being loved. I swear to god it felt so real. I kissed her and it felt so right. We watched the waves roll toward us admiring eachother's presence.
I just remember looking out and seeing the amazing sight my brain whipped up for me and my alarm clock went off.
It ruined my whole day.
These are the leading cause of suicidal thoughts for me.
I can handle monotony pretty fucking well. I often don't realize how shitty my situation is until later so the present moment tends not to bug me unless I have something to compare it to.
So I'll be going along, living a life of quiet monotony when all of a sudden I will have a fucking amazing dream like yours. Love, a meaningful life, someone to connect with and share my time with. A rush of emotions so unbelievably pleasant I didn't think they were possible without drugs. But it's better than drugs. It feels genuine and deserved, not like I'm wired, or high.
And then I wake up. To a white ceiling, tangled sheets and blankets. My eyes feel heavy. I don't know where I am or what's happening. I'm legitimately confused for a minute or two. I pick up my phone, check the time, see the date, and the reality comes rushing back in.
Not only do I return to my sorry original state, I now hate myself even more for living like this. I'm crashing from a high to a place much lower than I was before.
So I either put it out of my mind and ignore my feelings, or I dwell on it and spiral deeper and deeper into depression.
Hey guys I was talking with a virgin girl I will fuck in 2 months for like 3 hours, first explained all the sex stuff and then dirty talking all the way, she got really kinky and said it was her first time getting wet, IDC about that but then I asked her about a pic of her squeezing her huge tits but she said she was tired and kept asking for a pic of my 7.5 inches dick. I said I would send it if she did first, after 10 mins I got tired and logged out, told her we would talk tomorrow. Was that an alpha move, beta move or what? You guys thaught me to not give a flying fuck about girls and so I did.
>tldr: bitch kept asking for dick pics but wouldnt send any pic of her, I got tired and ended the convo. Good move? Bad move?
darh blom
>>25861542
Self bump
Also she kept saying how I wouldnt get to fuck her virgin pussy if I didnt sent her my dick pics and got very threatening saying I dont know who im messing with and that she would fuck other guys. I didnt gave a flying fuck t.b.h.
>>25861542
she's probbably lying and wanted you to show your actual tiny dick to her so her and her friend could laugh at it
Is anyone here actually happy or recovered from crippling depression?
I just don't know if i can ever recover from this. How do you become happy? What is being happy like?
Thought I was depressed but I stopped wasking, stopped drinking heavily, started lifting and it's went away. I think the not wanking part is what did it tbqh. If you don't try these things then fuck off your misery is your own fault.
>>25861593
Stopped wanking*
>>25861510
i don't think you ever recover, i think its who you are now. but you get better at managing it with experience
>>25861593
> i stopped jerking off and my depression was cured!!
fuck off you were never depressed
>not living life on easy mode
Why aren't you a cute girl yet? Everyone hate beta males and everyone love cute girls. There are no disadvantages.
>>25861316
Just lost my tranny fetish. Thank you, anon
>>25861316
Why don't ugly girls try HRT? Also kill yourself you worthless tranny enabler.
I have very masculine facial features. I would just look life a dude with makeup. otherwise ifmd do it in a second
Have you ever had a dream about a porn star?
Last night I dreamed Anya Sakova was my gf. It was quite depressing to wake up from that.
I've had dreams involving Dylan Ryder, Angelica Ebbi, and MissAlice before
I had a dream I fucked Lexi Belle
>>25861132
I HAD A DREAM LIKE THAT ABOUT HER WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND AT THE END IT WAS ALL SLOW MOW AND I WAS CHASING HER DOWN A VERTICAL SIDEWALK
I'm going to be maybe eating a girl out tomorrow robots. Inb4 normie can you just give advice? I'm scared. It seems hard. I watched that meme porn tutorial with Nina somethingorother and it just seemed really weird. I feel like if I tried 90% of those things she'd think I was a weirdo
>Inb4 beta normie cuck
>>25861115
Just bee urself ;^)
Very very original post
>>25861145
This isn't that helpful. I already thought of that but I guess I want a gameplan. Plebbit had some advice but as I said I'm scared.
>>25861115
>I'm going to be maybe eating a girl out tomorrow robots
>tomorrow
lol >:^)
So my dad just spent millions upon millions of money on his other family (everyone on his side of the family like grandparents, uncles, aunts, etc.) but only giving bare minimum for his main family like me, my mom, brother, and sister
>Spent two million on a car for my grandma and mind you I only got a second hand car
>A thousands of acres of land which he almost titled only to himself if not for my mom's protests
>He spent millions on land but hasn't even had any money saved up for my siblings
>He also got a lawyer to get special powers to access my account and withdraw a ton of money which I was supposed to use for college a few years ago
>What's bullshit is how he basically just said that the car is actually ours and we'll get it in three years but he said he's gonna give it to whoever wants it just a few days ago.
>Grandmas gave me a house titled in my name but I live so far away and the only people who could really live there is her which is sneaky and bullshit
>Hides his true income
>Doesn't show how much money he has
>Always says he doesn't have any but always does when it comes to his side of the family.
Everytime my mom or me brings up money to my dad he gets angry immediately and just dismisses the convo. He's a financial bully and I have no faint idea why, except one. I believe my dad thinks that my mom is a gold digger but I don't think so.
>Could've just stayed at home enjoying the money
>Goes to another country instead and works there leaving me when I was young with siblings
>Went back to college to get Masters degree but really she didn't have to since she could just live on the money even though it's small in comparison
Anyway, is there anyway to fix this since all roads seem like they're heading to a divorce.
>>25861062
Your mom's a gold digging whore. Your dad's doing what any sane man would do: keep as much money away from her roastie clutches as possible.
>>25861105
As I said before, she could've just stayed at home and lapped all the money up but works instead and goes to college. I don't think she's a gold digger.
>>25861062
I don't think you will find much sympathy from the poorfags of this board or any other, anon.
Sometimes a divorce can be the best thing for a family. My parents should have divorced a long time ago.
>tfw women only use you for your motorcycle
>tfw you get passed around like a blunt, women to women.
>used like a piece of meat
tell them to give you sex or you stop motorcycle
>>25860961
im getting sex, but i still feel used.
>>25860948
>tfw getting a motorcycle soon
i'm ready, i want them, these feels give them
tired of kv please take
>haha, wow you really got me a beer this big? What do you think I am, an alcoholic? Just because I used to be a pornstar, doesn't mean I'm easy you know.
Liz is the best former pornstar
why are there so many pictures of pornstars eating at restaurants?
>>25861578
Because getting jizzed on all day makes you hungry, and you're not going to cook.
>tfw /r9k/ will never make a game because you're all lazy shits
>>25860788
F-fuck you, I'm just taking a break.
I think simple indie games are pretty dumb. Anything good I could dream up is far out of my means of making it.
I always wanted to combine stuff from TLOZ and Harvest Moon, but just setting up a top-down adventure game like that is too intimidating.
at least we had a musical
>southern """people"""
>>25860765
>not liking the south
>not liking trap
>not liking lean and weed
I had to live in the south for a while after living in the north all my life and i can agree that they are all retarded. It's incredible how dumb a lot of them are
>>25860765
Arkansas is awesome, yeah there are some rednecks but mostly just humble people.
>Having conversation with grandfather
>Asks if I've had a girlfriend yet
>Thinks im joking when I say no
Is this what it feels like to disgrace your elders?
like being in a parallel universe
>>25860747
My gramps asked me that shit all the time and it was always weird and awkward as fuck, especially when I dropped spaghetti when saying no.
>>25860762
Maybe if you build speed for 12 hours they won't be so disappointed in you
>tfw both grandfathers were extreme chad thundercocks
>tfw both grandmothers were also stacies
>tfw you are a disgrace to your family
