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Today's dinner
why are sardines a meme now
isn't all that salt content bad for you
>>25872370
THEY ARE NOT A MEME. STOP MEMEING YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. WE WANT TO EAT TASTY HEALTHY CHEAP FOOD. LEAVE US BROS ALONE.
I've been talking to this girl from college for the past few months. We're friends, and we have very similar interests and whatnot. She has a bf who goes to a different college, and knowing this I've been especially careful as to not fall into the friendzone. She's pretty comfortable around me and tells me a lot of personal stuff. She saw me browsing clover once while I was looking at an ecchi picture. She concluded that I watch hentai, and after a long discussion about pornography she asked me how often I masturbate, and whether I do it to hentai or not. I told her that I do, and then proceeded to ask her whether she masturbates. At first she was embarrassed, but then she told me that she does, a lot. Like pretty much everyday, and that she did it 12 times in a row once. Why would she tell me this?
>>25872317
Because you are her gay best friend.
>>25872317
Because you asked, you dumb fuck
you answered first and then asked her, you autistic retard?
Kurt had such a big slice of life and he threw it away. AND he gets worshipped for it. Fuck him.
>>25872185
This.
Fucking bitch.
>original comment
Dude was what 28 singing about his teenage angst
>>25872241
He was in his 30s actually. Could never let it go
> tfw a cute girl rests her head on your shoulder
> holding hands w a qt 3.14
one of the things I really miss
like interlocked fingers and everything
i never been in that ,
but it seems good.
>hugging a cute friend
Does anyone else here think they are somehow special, like the world holds personal meaning for them?
I went through a "I am just like everyone else, I share my fears and hopes with all the seven billion" phase, but now I'm again thinking I am unique.
>>25872049
you are not
>>25872049
sounds a lot like bipolar disorder
i felt very much the same, with extreme mood swings going on etc and i got it diagnosed.
im not a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-865kufgag
To the few anons who've managed to get one, what's it like having a girlfriend?
I'm asking because I know I'll never get one so I'd at least like to know what it's like
>>25871931
it's a fucking waste of time, money and energy so that you could feel cared about
>>25871931
I had a gf once and she made me sell all my vidya because she said I was spending too much time on them, and then she said she had to most of the money because she said she helped me sell the vidyas even though she didn't do anything but I didn't want to argue, and then shortly after she broke up with me.
>>25871931
Like having something around that's kind of cute but you also kind of hate it. And you're addicted to its gross, slimy genitals.
>go to party
>see girls whispering something about you
what do you do robots?
>>25871916
Honestly. Just look at the ground and avoid contact with anyone. Then probably leave shortly after the incident.
But then hours after I'll think to myself, "I should've yelled 'Hey you cunts you got sumfin to say, say it to my face, yeah!' ".
>>25871916
leave
tfw can't post an original comment that also is truthful
>>25872069
I don't think the Robot allows one word responses, regardless is they are original or not due posts having to contain a content percentage.
Fembots post your choice before he's lost forever!!!
you cannot unsee this
>>25871855
>be OP
>be able to pick any husbando
>pick mumen rider
jesus christ dude
>>25871929
>not having a hard on for justice
Spike is pretty top tier though desu.>tfw you'll never be husbando material
halp r9k
Ok lets get this out of the way first, yes I'm a normie by r9k standards. I'm still KV though
>uni
>friend gets gf
>months later
>other friend is trying to get gf
>they wanna go on a double date
>ask me if I wanna go
>say I could take anyone I want, but more importantly say that they will set me up with basically anyone on our circles
>boils down to choosing between two girls
>or even going, at all. Not really interested in dating right now
>one is qt marine bio major kinda chubby but cute, tall (same height as me), kinda odd at times, nerdy, etc.
>other is this ultra qt girl I literally met yesterday who's a friend of one of the ones who's going, and by ultra qt I mean literal 9+/10. Pic related similar looks, but maybe not as qt as pic. I don't actually know anything about her except that she's an artsy tumblr-tier type, but apparently she's really nice according to friend
Please r9k, what do? I might actually have a chance for once in my life. And I promise that the second I'm no longer KV i'll leave r9k forever
FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM!
AND THE BITCH IN THE PIC IS AT MOST A 6.5.
>>25871760
I assume you want to get a gf, as in you want to end up in a serious relationship, and not just get laid?
Then go on the date with the one you feel more attracted to. It's just a date. Relax. Use the time to enjoy yourself and get to know the girl. Don't sperg out, don't reveal embarrassing power levels etc. Make sure you listen to what she says (and actually remember what she is saying).
Then judge for yourself. Ask yourself if you want to see her again or not. The biggest mistake you can make is putting her on any kind of pedastal just because she's so beautiful. You're equals. You're both looking for the same thing, a partner. Sure, you should try to show your best side. But if she turns out to be a major bitch, or if you simply are not compatible, you should simply move on. Don't make a huge deal out of the date, and your chances of succeeding will increase.
If the thing with girl a doesn't lead anywhere, you can always ask out girl b later.
>>25871939
>If I pretend I'm picky I will invert the fact that I'm the one no one wants to pick
If we are all going to die, why aren't people freaking out right now? How can they stand their desk jobs?
>>25871734
I don't know how other people handle it, but I simply don't care that much. If anything death is a nice backup plan if my life gets really fucked up.
>>25871734
Indoctrination. Religion. Ignorance.
>>25871734
And how can you stand wasting time in this shithole?
Why aren't you using interpals, /r9k/?
It's literally a free gf. I've been on the site for only a month and I already have a qt korean girl I talk to daily, and I'm a fucking ginger. Nobody cares if you act like a sperg because they hardly know english themselves.
I want to talk to a qt so bad, but I hate myself too much to open up to anybody.
>>25871714
Why would i socialize with a girl i can"t bang?
>>25871782
It's decent practice, and you can get nudes
All this talk about sardines and beans is making me hungry. Let me just have a few of my CHICKEN TENDIES YOU FUCKING PEASANTS.
CHICKEN TENDIES ARE THE TRUE GOD FOOD
How can you say sardines and beans are the food of the gods when you have food from the animal that has not bathed in shit water its whole life or came from the disgusting dirt ground?
With chicken tendies the possibilities are ENDLESS. Have a whole fridge of sauces? WELL TIME TO EXERCISE THOSE SAUCES.
Mayo? Ketchup? Sriracha sauce? you name it my friend and it can go on a chicken tendie. What can you put on sardines and beans? NOTHING because they are a disgusting peasant food.
"oh, but anon you need to find and kill the chicken and cook it!" WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD OPEN YOUR EYES, PEASANT.
There are 19 billion chickens worldwide. YES I SAID IT 19 BILLION. Would you really eat a fish that came from the disgusting waters where animals shit, piss and bathe? Would you really eat a plant that came from the disgusting ground where farmers put cow shit to make their plants grow better? How about eat a beautiful well cared chicken.
EAT CHICKEN TENDIES TODAY FOR IT IS THE TRUE GOD FOOD.
>>25871484
You seem mad. Maybe some sardines would make you feel better friendo :^) And it's actually good for you compared to chicken tendies
Tendies are so last year.
Beans 4 life.
i like pork
its tasty and for some reason its always cheap
i have eaten almost nothing but pork for a year now
Robots, what's for lunch?
Sardines my man. Where the fuck have you been?
Sardines on toast bro.
>>25871273
Heinz beans you fuck get with it
Who here /attractsthewrongtypeoffemale/?
I am 21 years old andblackand I never had any luck with females my age. Literally every girl that has shown VISIBLE interest in me has been under the age of 11. And it has been all throughout my life. I approached a woman once and she said I was too boyish looking for her. When I was younger girls would call me their monkey pet which in hindsight is a bit racist but they said I looked like a cute monkey. I would post a picture but I work with kids and I'm scared it would leak. I'm not a pedophile either.
>When I was 6 I was over my mother's friend's house.
>Her daughter showed me her roastie.
>When I was 6 - 8 at the YMCA all the girls would hug my leg and follow me
>All of them staring at me
>Working at an inner city school for service and all the black girls there would pick me to work with them
>Two asian girls would rub my body
>When I was 15 - 17 working at a summer camp some of the girls would sit on my lap weird and bounce.
> I had to push them off so I don't seem like a pedophile.
> This one asian girl started licked my neck
>Swimming at 20 and this little girl comes swimming up to me and grabs my balls.
>Just went outside and a girl was staring me down at the supermarket.
>>25871254
>Who here /attractsthewrongtypeoffemale/?
Who here /attractsnokindoffemale/?
its because you're black OP,
and niggers aren't supposed to wander out without permission.
Wow just kill yourself you sick fucking nig. You don't even belong in our society and on top of that you're a fucking pedo. kill yourself.
>be male nurse, 24 lvl
>4,5 years of college
>95% are fucking females
>usually stand alone by the wall like an autist kid that i am while girls are talking in groups
>i've never in my life been to a party - never been invited to
>also social anxiety to a point that i manual walk everytime on the street thinking what passing strangers might think of me
it's fucking terrible, there's no chance for me is there?
also you'd fucking think that if there are 95% of females on my year you'd find someone... aw well
share your thoughts guise :3
>>25871226
was thinking about doing nursing, cause decent pay even at entry level. Then realized id have to interact with people and be surrounded by mostly women. I SAID FUCK THAT SHIT NIGGGA
>>25871289
in america it's a great pay, but where i live - easter europe the pay is almost minimal wage
>>25871226
Im in med school now. When im done and working can i make friends with the male nurses easily???
