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Who /huniepop/ here? It's my temporary escape from the crippling depression and sadness that comes from knowing that I will never be loved.
>>25880043
My friend gifted this to me as a joke but I legitimately might end up liking it since I'm an emotionally stunted weeaboo. How's the gameplay?
Best huniepop
>>25880176
Hmmmm.
>>25880043
You the same guy from yesterday? You posted best girl this time.
>the real thing is annoying as hell irl.
You should look into other games brav.
I'm going to sleep after I post a couple, when I wake up I want to have lots of new skeleton images for my folder
Don't disappoint me robuts
Numero dos
numero tres
numero cuatro
Manlet General:
If you're under 5'8" you're a manlet. If you're over 5'11" you don't belong in a manlet thread. If you're under 5'6 you're really short.
5'5" checking in here.
Here's another chargt because why not
>>25879921
>>25879921
>the words faggot and fucked are censored
what is this cuckery
>>25879947
Found it on google images cucklord
Perhaps some of you autistes will know, are any of my old yugioh cards worth anything? Like is it worth my while putting these things on ebay or are they effectively waste paper at this point?
>>25879842
The rarest card will sell for like $30. They're worthless, just like your life.
>>25879993
>$30
>worthless
$30 is enough for food for a whole week or so
>>25880053
>I eat healthy dollar menu food for breakfast lunch and dinner
Alright robots, now it's time to find out who is truly high test.
high test means high testosterone? So having high test means a high sex drive?
>dem lips
>dat couch
>dat ass
>dem bushy eyebrows
>dat curly hair
>Those dark eyes
Muh dick. I'm high test, post more
this girl is made for black cock
Just got diagnosed faggots, what about you?
I am not bipolar
What type? What medication are you going to try?
anon he said "not bipolar"
Who /golf/ here?
Is golf the ultimate robot sport?
>play by yourself
>keep your own score and work to improve
>enjoy outside and fresh air
>qt cart girls bring you water
>no black people around to cuck you
From where I see it, golf doesn't have any normies and things are great.
i love golf but Ive recently run into money troubles and cant afford to play...
>>25879544
Trying to learn. I have high anxiety that is constant in my life. The only downside of golf for robots like me is that if I hit a bad shot in from of people I can get easily rattled. The moment that happens I hate being there and want to leave. If the course is empty I'm cool.
You can also play from the ladies tees to meet women!
>Be 23 KV
>Start Tinder
>Let like 20 matches in 2 months
>Nobody responds
>Post in /Soc/ Tinder thread for help
>You look great bro
>You must get laid all the time
>You look great man
>Uninstall.exe
>Mfw
dont feel bad. my family and several female cousins have told me Ill have to beat women off with a stick.
Never had a gf, tinder matches never amount to anything, only thing i beat is my meat.
>>25879437
Post the pics you used you fucking faggot. Also, do you live in the boonies or in a big city? What did your bio say? This is as bad as those threads asking for technical help and then saying "nvm I fixed it, lock thread pls :)"
>i got that recently
>told stacey
>she said how can you be virgin
>don;'t go out...
>o what about high school
>that quite kid o don;t shoot up the school
>tfw falling in love with a fat girl
God dammit I have 422 tinder matches full of qt's and the only one to actually catch my eye is a nerdy fat girl I super liked by accident. Gave me her number and now she's capturing my heart with her warm soul.
I know that feeling. Just give up, it's worth it.
>>25879435
its true love anon. please post your marriage photos later
liking tubbys in 2016
Just one question? Why would anyone orbit a woman. I hear you guys mention "oneitis" and it makes me cringe so hard i could die.
>pic related, its the shoes my gf bought me with the gift card one of her orbiters sent her for Christmas
>>25879376
I don't know much about orbiting, but I've got a pair of those shoes and they're comfy AF.
>>25879376
I don't orbit any women. I don't have any friends at all to start, and women scare me because I think they all secretly despise me and think I'm ugly. I would never be a beta orbiter though, and I think buying things for them and being a shoulder to cry on is retarded and not a good way at all in an attempt to get in a relationship as well as fuck.
>>25879376
look mommy, I posted it again
Literally saw a variant of this shite earlier today, if you become an orbiter you're no longer a robot
Who here future lawyer?
It is my goal to become a laywer and use my law degree to harass my enemies. I have roughly a dozen personal enemies and I would love to get revenge but no go to prison. I occasionally get random anonymous calls from them over the phone and they tell me to fuck myself then hang up.
I'm in a good college for an administration degree that is highly specialized. And I am determined to get good grades and I am going to 4 year college.
Anyone else /futurelawyerhere/
Enjoy being 100k in debt from law school you faggot
>>25879295
Yea, I wouldn't, m8y. Combine that debt with a barista's salary, it's not a pretty sight.
>>25879295
I plan on getting all A's in my classes and Bs in my math classes. I will work first then study for the LSAT for a year.
I'm actually getting a useful degree without law school. So I can have useful career without law school and ill be fine even if I don't have law job right away.
Just sent GF a pic I posted of her in front of a cock about 3 times my size.
Her reply was "omg that's disgusting! Can you imagine that thing? :x how would you even?! Haha that's actually sorta hot :-o"
I havnt even replied back yet cos why even fucking live?
op you're a moron
Cuck
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comento
You just literally cuck'd yourself for no reason you dumbfuck.
Since all you pathetic sacks of fuck want to kill people, why don't you enlist in the military and do it that way?
>>25879026
>all you pathetic sacks of fuck want to kill people
Not really, i don't want to kill anything
>>25879057
less than 1% of the military is direct combat, and less than 1% of that 1% directly kills a single person.
>>25879070
Then do a combat job, preferably in the air force because bombs are pretty lethal
>bored all day everyday
>no motivation to do anything
>no friends
>gaming alone is boring now
>no gaming buddy
>talk to almost no one at school
>come home a crash onto my bed everyday
>no girls to text
>every social thing I try to do never works
>tfw destined to be alone
Just try doing the exact opposite for a few days. If your life is pretty much shit then you have nothing to lose by putting yourself out there. You seem pretty bothered by the state your life is in, why not try to change it?
>>25878976
Optimist Costanza doesn't last long. He eventually reverts, just as OP would if he did the opposite.
Sounds like OP needs a good clan or guild.
Maybe dota2 chat channels for team search, join a team and try to play with them every time they go. It takes effort to find friends. It's easy online, you just ask them if they need another and usually you'll get an invite if you're any kind of good. If you're bad there's noob guilds too, or ask them to coach you a match if they are bored.
>>25879054
Joined numerous clans. Played 1-2 games with them and that was it. I tried being outgoing and such but it never works. I've just given up.
Do you jelq? What are your results like. Any major downsides? Please share. Also general penis enlargement thread.
There is zero (0) safe or reliable method of penis enlargement. If there was, everyone would have done it by now.
Enjoy your big dick that doesn't get hard.
Reminder jelqing breaks your dick and jelqing supporters are guys who fell for it trying to make others as miserable as them
>>25878877
>>25878894
Do you know someone who's done it?
