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>tfw stinky room
>tfw when housemate has a stinky room
every fucking time they open their door i get a huge whiff of piss and god knows what else even though I across the hall. They shower once a week and the shower smells disgusting afterward. I swear they are keeping piss and shit jugs in there REEEEEEEE
>>25878865
>They shower once a week and the shower smells disgusting afterward
how is that possible.
>>25878933
I really have no clue. They stink, their room stinks, rooms they've been in stink including the bathroom and shower. Its like a mild homeless smell, urine and rancid and musky and just a little touch of shit.
who /Backtoschool/ here?
>first day of class
>slut stacies everywhere
>Teacher asks us our favorite memories of high school
>"Um, Like, um like like like um like XD"
>"Um like memories with friends XDDD"
>Like
>um
>having fun with friends XD
every fucking one of them. This is an argument based english class, this is going to be horrifying.
Share your back to school feels family
>the very concept of "friendship" is enough to send the average robot into a spastic fit
>>25878695
>Teacher asks us our favorite memories of high school
The fuck kinda kindergarten uni do you go to
>>25878777
i guess its more of the teacher.
Shes really nice and quiet like, so im sure she'll be easy to work with.
though i have group work to accomplish in class, and thats going to be a nightmare.
>>25878738
I have no problem with friendship you fucking idiot. I was explaining how none of the women have any individualism to them. Its similar to how nearly every slut on tinder has "I like to travel and watch netflix :^)" in their profiles.
ITT: normies using pepe
>>25878693
Holy fuck social media is really fucking normies over.
I've never been so alarmed in my life.
>back when it just just gaining steam from celebrity tweets
Not excluded from hipster tattoos.
>Come on, show me your moves!
>>25878678
That looks retarded but I'm sure all the libcuck normies are cheering her on.
FALCONE PAWNCH.
She skipped leg day.
friends dont let friends skip leg day
IM SO FUCKING HUNGRY HOLY SHIT
TRYING TO BE FIT IS SO HARD
YOU FUCKING SKINNY SHIT HAVE NO IDEA
go jack off and swallow your own cum
after you eat it I guarantee you won't be hungry anymore, there's little to no calories, and it is high in protein.
Prove me wrong
protip: you can't
Wait, what? Are you cutting right now? I never cut yet remain extremely skinny. Maybe you should learn to up your exercise routine. Maybe add some gym rings into your routine.
>>25878476
do not starve, eat vegetables and protein and fruit. if you're hungry, eat (something healthy). pls.
Would you be offended/traumatized if an attractive woman raped you?
No, just like women aren't when it's chad that rape them.
How would she even be capable of raping me in the first place?
>>25878449
Only if I get her pregnant or get an std.
I've set myself on a path of self-improvement by attempting to reach the 'exit level' of all boards that I feel will benefit me, these include /fa/, /fit/, /lit/ among others.
I started with /fa/ which, after a year, has had a tremendously positive effect on my life. I am now self-aware and have the ability to discern what I like and why
I like something with an informed opinion. /fit/ prompted me to start lifting and properly get into sports, which has benefited me both physically and mentally, as I'm now more physically desirable. /lit/ has seen me expand my mind and embrace literature and philosophy in a way that allows me to view the world from a much more informed point of view. I feel like my worldview has broadened and that I have genuinely become more interesting as a person as a result.
However, I have noticed that this pursuit of happiness began as an attempt to improve my chances with girls, but ultimately I've only developed apathy towards love and romance, and now most girls are either disgustingly ugly or tedious and boring.
I'm not sure whether I've ruined or improved myself.
What do you think robots?
>self-improvement
God I am so sick of hearing that phrase.
>>25878195
After all the shit you tried running away from, you are still an empty shell of a man but you got a bit of muscle now. Woop dee fucking doo.
Lol get those gains brah... haha what a fucking sheep
The "exit-level" for this board is suicide.
is Pepe pronounced the Spanish way (Pep-Pay), Pee-Pee, or Peep?
It's pronounced Facebook Frog.
>>25878067
interesting response. thank you for your time.
>>25878052
Pay pay.
lfkahldskfhadl
What the FUCK is going on? I need robot insight.
>never really have that many friends but always considered myself pretty decent looking
>2 of the biggest Chads (who are really close friends) start talking to me
>all of a sudden we talk on a daily basis compared to when we usually never said a word
>they always sit by me
>think somethings up
>suddenly one of their other chad friends ask for all them chads to throw a party at my house
>that must be why they were talking to me
>3 weeks later they're still talking to me
>getting invited into their chad groupchats and they're giving me advice on girls
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>25878047
ITS ALL A JOKE DONT LISTEN TO THEM
they want to throw a party at your house
>>25878047
OP RUN THEY WANT TO USE UR HOUSE AS A PARTY VENUE
DO NOT ALLOW IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
Are you a crumpler or a folder?
Fold
What kind of animal crumples
crumple fer dayz nigga
anyone else do the ol' wraparound?
Where do you guys masturbate?
I'm in uni and the only place I can jerk it is either in the handicapped bathroom stall or the shower because I have a roommate this year.
But I can't jerk it in the shower because for some reason I always last forever when masturbating in the shower (why is that?)
A few times at the library, when no one was around >:D
>>25877872
>I always last forever when masturbating in the shower
Same here. But at least the orgasm is more intense that way.
Get off my board fucking normie new fag b& and underage
REEEEEEEEEE
Escort you've fucked or wish to
Big boob chinese girl
Romanian girl
Same romanian girl
>tfw you'll never wake up in your cozy apartment in downtown New York
>tfw you'll never hop on the subway and grab a coffee by your favourite coffee shop on the corner
>tfw you'll never sit in a your office over looking the city
>tfw you'll never stop by grocery store on your street and talk to the owner who knows you by first name
>tfw you'll never make a nice supper for the girl who you met at a bar
Why even live anymore
>>25877610
>tfw you'll spend literally every waking moment worrying about money because you have none
>tfw you'll have to deal with insane, violent, and dangerous people on public transport
>tfw you'll never feel safe, ever, because everything and everyone is against you
>tfw obliterated by a terrorist attack in the blink of an eye
>>25877610
You can have those experiences living downtown in almost any major city, they're just a bit smaller geographically
>2016
>Wanting to live in the united states
I can't post the picture with the guy having a presentation about the thousands of different gender identities there are.
What even is up with the /r9k/ filter it keeps failing.
>tfw you get cucked on tinder
That's disrespectful. You should have told that bitch off.
>>25877622
Or killed and ate her. That's just fucking low. That would put a dent in my sanity if I got that message.
She said talk to you later
you're in senpai
Would you be a vampire if you had a choice?
>>25877579
.. you know I wouldn't mind. More poeple asleep at night. Less interaction. Live a long life, do crazy supernatural stuff like turning invisible shit ... I can rob banks and shit. Bullets wouldn't kill me, nothing would kill me.
Depends. Vampirism varies a lot depending on the setting.
I'd be down with being nigh immortal and getting supernatural powers. But if that meant that the day I die my soul will be sent to eternal damnation then I'd rather not.
>>25877579
it really depends. Would I be able to turn anyone else into a vampire? Would my family hate me for it? Would I really have to kill people and drink their blood, or just have a 'donor' that stays alive like those weird dudes in the USA?
I think I would miss seeing things in the daytime. I would have centuries to ruminate over how great the daytime was, and how much I now miss it, despite hating going out during the day when there are other people at the moment.
Also it would make hell seem a lot more believable, and I wouldn't want to go there too much.
