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>The first time you talked to a girl
How was it?
Who the fuck can remember that?
Well considering i was a baby I don't remember
Well I was 2 so my memory is not really clear...
Tomorrow I'll be productive and get my shit together
I swear
Yesterday you said tomorrow...
What are you waiting for?
Invent the pingas
>>25881378
I tell that to myself all day, but deep down I know I won't do shit. feelsbadman
>get neet job
>live alone
>smoke 420 errday
>fuck escorts
>eat ramen noodles
im fine with this desu
>>25881351
>neet job
>>25881351
Whats your life like now if thats your current goal?
Give it enough time and you'll feel dead on and unaccomplished
ExpIain this wagecucks
Capitalist propaganda is a hell of a drug.
>>25881178
Capitalism is good, being a wagecuck is not. Go fuck yourself Bernie supporter.
>>25881241
>Capitalism is good, being a wagecuck is not.
can't make this shit up
>mfw my older sister is 30 and is STILL living with our parents due to her useless major
For all you faggots reading this this thread, DO NOT choose a useless major in college or you're basically guaranteed robothood.
>tfw my sister is practically a cyborg
It would have been fine if your sister was pretty. She could have found some guy to leech off of.
Its okay OP I'll never choose any major because I'm unmotivated with no aspirations or desire for any specific job.
>>25881127
does she do anything? crap job, exercise, friends?
Face it guys, people may hate Axl Rose but the guy is what girls dreamed about. He is the stereotypical alpha. Someone most could never be.
I'm not even gonna take his singing talent into the equation. Or his looks.
>Did what he wanted
>Came onto stage to sing when he was ready
>Even in the face of riots, he would not be deterred
>Banged the drummer's girlfriend and put the audio of her moaning in the song Rocket Queen
>Made fun of niggers to Slash who is half black
>Made fun of faggots even while being hammered by the press
>Made fun of immigrants and said they spread disease
>Smashed numerous models and abused them
>Numerous fights and feuds with everyone and anyone
>Told the band members they had to sign over the band to him, even though they didnt really have to. Was too beta to stop him.
>20 years later, hes fat and still banging hot chicks half his age
>And his old band mates came back to him
Literally, all you have to do is be a dick and not give a fuck.
>>25880937
>>Banged the drummer's girlfriend and put the audio of her moaning in the song Rocket Queen
haha holy shit I had no idea, I was actually weirded out by those sounds in the track when I heard it as a teen
overcucked
>>25880937
Nah, I think he just got really lucky. If he weren't famous he'd be Trailer Trash Retard #5872412034 and no one would have an ounce of respect for him. He isn't any better than the niggers he makes fun of.
>>25881034
nah he would still be an alpha
but his talent is what allowed him, not luck
does anyone else find his messages cute?
>autist hiro
>>25880794
I don't get the point of them tbeh.
Its comforting, a good change of pace from moot's constant radio silence. We might not give a fuck about what he has to say, but at least he is saying something.
>President Obama has long boasted that he is a staunch defender of women's issues and he's a proponent for equality in the health care system, but something seems to have slipped through the cracks... and it was a YouTube star who told him.
>During an interview with the Commander-in-Chief, Ingrid Nilsen, one of several YouTuber's to chat with Obama, asked why there was a "luxury tax" on sanitary pads and tampons in many states.
>The president was totally caught off guard by the question, saying he had "no idea" why states would tax such a thing, and he confessed that he had never heard of that before.
>"Recently I was shocked to learn that pads, tampons and other menstrual products are taxed as luxury goods in 40 states," Ingrid, who often speaks about women's issues, told the most powerful man in the world. "I don't think there is anyone who has a period that thinks it's a luxury."
>"I think that's fair to say, Michelle would agree with you on that," Obama replied.
>He continued, "I have to tell you, I have no idea why states would tax these as luxury items. I suspect it's because men were making the laws when those taxes were passed."
>A good sport, the president said he was happy to learn this news but told Ingrid that there really isn't much he can about that as those issues don't fall under federal law.
>get an audience with the most powerful man in the world
>ask him this
>he takes it seriously
Friendly reminder that the SJW menace is no longer a fringe minority relegated to the internet. Friendly reminder that these "people" are taken seriously and are going to be the death of Western civilization.
Okay, I hate women, I really do, but a tampon tax is sort ridiculous.
>wars going on
>geopolitical issues
>environmental issues
>economic issues
>bitch asks about MUH TAMPON TAX
It's stupid considering those taxes can't be controlled by the federal government anyway. Why waste his time on stupid shit? SJW are idiots.
Condoms are taxed, razors are taxed, and so are every "male product" what the fuck is the shit?
>the death of Western civilization.
The decline of Western Civilization started before you were born. It is ineluctable. The only question that remains to be seen is whether or not it takes the whole world down with it.
>going to buy scarf
>store is confusing so ask where to buy it to an employee
>he looks at me up and down again, finally ask if its for a male or female
Why are people so mean
He wanted to know if you were buying it for your girlfriend dumbass faggot
He was seeing if you were single and trying to hit on you checking you out up and down. Why do robots look for any excuse to be shit.
>>25880627
your misinterpretation is terrifying. do you have paranoid tendencies? schitzophrenic?
who here /procrastinating something/?
i always am.
>>25880617
calculus exam in 6 days and I've barely done anything
I don't think I can make it
>>25880617
Always.
Infact, I tell anyone who asks about my work habits that "I put the 'pro' in procrastinate".
>be black guy
>people here want to damn me to dating ugly black girls
Disgusting. You bastards should be ashamed of yourselves.White girls are all ugly too btw
You're a homosexual black man
>>25880460
>That pic
Why are fighting vidya so overwhelmingly popular black people over other genres?
>>25880524
Actually I dont even play fighting games. SSBM is just comfy with good music. Gibs me nostalgia. I play RTS, simulators, and GSGs
Do girls feel insecure about the size of their tits the same way men feel insecure about the size of their dongs?
Do they bully the flat ones, the same way we bully the manlets?
A girl can still be attractive with small tits, a man can't be attractive if he's a manlet. There's plenty of guys out there who prefer smaller tits but how many prefer a shorter man? That doesn't include dom fetish girls tho
>>25880431
From what I've seen, not generally. Girls tend to bully each other about much more specific things, at least that was the case with my little sisters when they experienced bullying.
Girls are way more insecure about their tits.
Imagine if everyone could see how big your dick was at any given time.
What do you call websites Like buzzfeed, huffington post and all those slew of women dominated websites that post articles like "top ten reason you should date a tall guy."
Are they clickbait? Is clickbait more specific then that, I always thought it was just those articles you see at the bottom of websites that redirect you like three links.
The future of news.
Clickbait.
Original comment
Journalist started calling them "Listicles". An article that's full of shitty gifs or lists. Most people despise them.
They are designed to get female clicks
>tfw no Asian stoner gf
>No weed
>Poorfag
WHY IS LIFE SO HARD!!!
ye this is pretty much my ultimate fetish/goal in life
you guys are pathetic
>>25881254
white girl/asian guy plz go and stay go
>we need more guys who will help clean a grown woman when she shits her pants
lel
>>25880241
Ooo! A a a-c-cuckoo! Cuckoo!
>>25880241
these niggas are giving us single people a bad reputation
I wonder what fault of the brain makes people say things like that. Maybe they just never learned any better. In any case they have no idea how autistic they sound.
>>25880241
that's period blood you fucking retard. is this bait?
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