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How are women even supposed to compete?
>>25889446
I feel like I must be taking crazy pills for thinking that dicks on girls don't look appealing.
The rest of her is great, but the dick is just unsightly and ruins it. That dick is just as unappealing as a dick on any normal guy. What you wanna get fucked? You wanna blow a dick? Just be gay, faggots.
>tfw no bisexual gf to doubleteam a trap with
Actually seems kind of lame. I think I'd rather let a trap cuck me while I watch them and fap in the corner.
>>25889530
>taking cuckery to this level
goddamn it r9k
Insecam thread
>where were you when beastman was kill edition
Find weird/cute/wtf cams and post em
http://www.insecam.org/en/bycountry/AU/
>mods deleting these with no reasoning
wtf for?
We /comfy/ edition
>>25885509
Cause they don't like fun.
They like stale content such as:
>britfeels
>eggman appreciation (aka tripfag circlejerk)
>tfnogf
>goodmorning wagecucks
>"fembot" feels
>gays and tranny constant shilling
>I'm a black girl why don't I get asian/white dick
>rose/cara/katya/some-roastie
If your thread is not related to these topics you're fired.
What's your class schedule look like this semester, anons?
Pic related is mine, I'm thinking about adding an Into to Shakespeare course so I only have one class to go rather than two for my associates.
Also, please don't make fun of me, I want to be a teacher.
>>25884326
*Intro to Shakespeare
Last semester and then I'm getting the fuck out of CC.
Got my TAG into Davis.
>>25884326
>>25884410
I'm jealous. I think I'm going back next fall semester and taking only one class. Either that or take it and have to go in 3 days a week for one class over the summer.
Europe will be a white minority continent within the next 100 years, feels bad.
Good, this is what you get for BTFO of the rest of the world for the past 500 years. The only good europeans were the Romans and Greeks. Fuck you anglos and aryans
>>25891937
What about the Slavs?
Shoe polish is cheap.
>Have gf
>She lives with me
>She found out that I watch(ed) porn
>When apeshit nuts and even said "I don't even know you"
>Don't watch it anymore to spare her feelings, minus the occasional fap to a non lewd picture to stay a saint
>She treats that like I actually cheated on her, when I have never slept with anyone else
>She even thinks r9k is porn
>She used to comb through my phone history because she didn't trust me, even though I haven't looked at porn since
>Has even woke me up in the middle of the night to get mad at a picture on a 4chan thread
>She doesn't go through my history anymore, but still does the other stuff
>Claims it's because I "cheated" even though I would never fuck anyone else
Am I in the wrong here?
>>25891194
>tfw no batshit insane controlling gf
No, you just have a shitty girlfriend is all.
>>25891194
She better give good head
Why do we, as westerners, put up with endemic criminality in our cities?
I've just got back from Hong Kong. Let me tell you something. There is virtually none of the sort of violent criminality there, or in Tokyo, or in Taipei that you encounter in the West.
No roving gangs of niggers or pakis looking for a fight. You can rent an apartment in the shittiest areas of town and rest assured that not a single one of the working class inhabitants will cause you any problems. Even in public housing largely inhabited by Filipinos, there's no gangs, no graffiti etc.
Not only is this good in terms of the fact you don't have to deal with as much crime, it also means there aren't large areas of the city that are essentially closed off to civilized inhabitants, which reduces the cost of rent tremendously.
So why do we tolerate it?
Why do we perceive it as normal?
Why do we put up with shitskins destroying our cities?
I've never seen a dirty MTR station in Hong Kong.
Likewise in Singapore.
People who do grafitti and vandalism shouldn't be sent to jail, I agree that makes them worse, but they SHOULD be beaten with a cane.
Those places have strict immigration and settlement law though
>>25890180
It's because there are cameras fucking everywhere. Taipei especially. Crime there tends to be white collar fraud, or bribery.
As for "shit skins" as you call them. They're the least of your worries. Singapore is wonderful like that. Taipei has yankee wannabes that hang out and act like assholes and that's as close to "gangs" as you get because they're 90% bored kids
I'm pretty much the worst kind of female.
>fujoshi
>insecure, low self-worth
>diagnosed with BPD, paranoid schizophrenia disorder, and anxiety disorder
>shit relationship with both mother and father
>can't maintain any kind of relationship
>attach to people too easily
>very clingy
>still a virgin, so i'm not experienced at all
At least i'm not fat but i'm still pretty annoying. I've been lurking for a while and it seems like even the posters on /r9k/ avoid mentally-ill women.
Do you like in SC?
The only bad thing I see here is enjoying Pokemon.
>>25890172
>>diagnosed with BPD, paranoid schizophrenia disorder, and anxiety disorder
Sure you are
fembot here and I demand my Adam Driver lookalike bf.
>long wavy hair
>gorgeous eyes
>sort of quirky face, uneven jaw, big ears etc
>skinnyfat preferable
>misunderstood artist look
>loaded up with angst
I literally c a n n o t be happy without one, ever since I saw him in SJW Wars I've been obsessed. he's all I can think about. he's so fucking handsome in this weird way and I absolutely must have one. I don't want any kind of ripped Chad-type with a perfect jawline, I don't want any Enrique or Tyrone or anyone else. I need an Adam Driver lookalike bf and I will do anything to get one.
Adam Driver lookalike boys must post ITT.
I don't get all the mockery about him. He isn't ugly, in fact I think he has some charm and a charismatic face.
I look like him but I'm blonde. Also, Adam isn't skinnyfat, he's /fit/
>>25888125
Reporting in ma'am.
>son tells me he's going out with his girlfriend
>be happy for him since he's very quiet and never brings friends over
>clean up the house and dress up nicely
>doorbell rings
>run up to the door because so excited to see who is dating my son
>it's a girl dressed in ripped jeans and boots and a biker jacket
>her hair is dyed blue and she has a nose piercing
>hope that this isn't his girlfriend
>she asks for my son (goddamnit)
>son comes to the door and introduces her to me
>she's very laid back and sociable which contrasts with my son's personality who is very reserved and calculating
Ever since she was introduced to me, son has been going out at odd hours and not coming home until around midnight or the next morning. I'm pretty sure they're doing drugs together. I want my son to be happy, but I don't want him dating someone who will have a bad influence on him. I don't want to say anything to son until I have proof.
>>25882004
As long as your wife's son isn't a tumblrina it's fine
>>25882029
Wife's sons girlfriend, whoops
>>25882004
Why couldn't my mom be like you? She wouldn't let me date in high school and was the most judgmental piece of shit ever.
How is it even possible to be a virgin in your mid 20s?
I mean ok, some people maybe were awkward or smelly in high school and eventually grow out of it. But wouldn't you eventually as an adult get horny enough to start trying to meet people?
Honestly confused, you'd think you guys would eventually at least fuck an ugly/fat girl or just get a hooker or something at the very least if you're highly undesirable.
I'm in my late twenties and I've been a shut-in since highschool.
>>25881687
Standards don't exist so that they can be lowered.
>>25881687
virgin people get bitter dude
this coming from a 18 khv
Have any robots gone clubbing?
Share your stories, /r9k/
I'll post mine if there's interest
>>25879111
lurking
>be bedroom dj
>Decide to stream some of my mixes live
>Get a dozen or so viewers each time
>About 6 months after I started this get email from local promoter
>Want me to play music at local club. Could turn into residency
>I'm a socially awkward 4/10
I ultimately decided to do it. Was a living hell at first. More greentext if interested.
>>25879340
>>25879111
god this is putrid, disgusting to even think about.
>>25879340
Sure, I'm interested. Also, how does DJing at a club work? Do they supply everything? How do you know what gear they have? I don't understand the hardware/software stuff.
Really fucking chilly edition.
>>25877408
First for posting waifus
>>25877453
Posting waifu. We will meet in VR someday
Really fucking bored tbqhwyf
What was the first thing you fapped to?
>pic very much related
>>25872827
A picture dictionary my dad gave me. It had a naked woman. I jacked off to her tits. Later he gave me a set of comic books with naked girls in them and that became my new fap material. I'm proud of being acclimated to 2d at a young age.
>>25872827
I always thought that Stacy was way hotter than her mom.
>>25873010
Same m8, I fapped to Stacy more when I was young but I think Stacy's mom contributed in a way. I always imagined Stacy getting jealous on her mom and therefore becoming increasingly slutty for me.
Why are vaginas so fucking gross?
>>25872805
bcuz u r so ghey
>the one 4 down and 4 over
what even is that.....
>>25872805
Those all look highly lickable to me. Maybe you should come to terms with your homosexual urges.
If free will doesn't exist and we are all slaves to our genetic programming, why do we bother locking dangerous (killers, rapists, etc) criminals up? Why bother punishing them? They're never going to get better or learn from their mistakes; Their criminal actions wasn't a choice, but rather a directive. Wouldn't execution be more efficient?
By this logic there are no other options because locking them up/killing them would happen anyway. If there is no true freedom of will, there are no choices, only actions and reactions that are specific to that single situation.
>>25890828
Your key word being "if" mate
>>25890891
This. Stop slobbering all over Sam Harris' cock.
