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Is my gf right, /r9k/?
>>25883183
lol yeah
https://i.imgur.com/PHUyL6A.gif
>>25883183
Doubt she is your girlfriend. Saw that image a week ago on /pol/. But the image is right, she wants a muscular masculine Chad who is successful in life and prospers in everything he does. Even though she is probably some feminist and had sex with 5+ guys and is ugly without make up. Who isn't submissive like a woman should be and thinks she is equal to a man despite her inferior abilities. But hey what the heck.
>>25883240
>Who isn't submissive like a woman should be
This, lol. That whore in the picture couldn't even get a "real man" because she's not the kind of woman a real man wants. She'll get some fucking nu-male beta provider at best. These fucking whores who write on paper and take photos of themselves aren't wanted by anybody except the most desperate of men.
Who /eatass/ here?
Have you or would you ever eat butt. Stories welcome
>>25882997
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
Done it plenty of times. As long as her asshole isn't hairy it's fucking hot. Used to date a girl with a tiny pink hairless asshole, miss that feel.
Ate my first serious girlfriend's ass in junior high, Didn't eat ass again until 22. Been doing it a few times a month ever since. If she's clean, especially just took a shower - in my experience there's never been a smell or a taste any more intense than vaginas. Girl always appreciates it, my dick is diamonds. 10/10 would recommend with caution
Are you a feet guy?
I am.
i assumed i would get replies desu
>>25883551
Post more feetWomen shouldn't exist above the ankles.
im a feet guy too
40 percent of men are
>normies
Wow so edgy
I wonder if he's here right now. Fuck you, Jared. Get out.
shut up OP Jared is allowed to post here under my protection so you can fuck off.
HOLY FUCKING KEK MY SIDES
JERED LETO CONFIRMED FOR TRUE ROBOT JUST FOR SAYING NORMIES TO A NIGGER! Oh fuck he is the hero we deserve!
This is viral marketing shilling, don't fall for it r9k
I'm writing a play where each one of this guy's girlfriends represents one of the seven deadly sins. How do I represent gluttony in a sensibly attractive manner?
>girlfriends
>plural
>even singular
cannot relate to this feel broheim.
>>25882637
make her one of those curvy women with no belly
like Mal Malloy
you don't
make him settle for her out of desperation or something, or make her his practice gf
What do you robots play to pass the time? Vidya is getting stale, and I need stuff that I can play while high.
>>25882160
i play with dog
grim dawn is all I've played throughout the last month
>>25882160
I play old sega genesis games I couldn't afford as a kid.
How do I make my own squad?
Going out alone is getting boring
Ask them if they want to travel with you.
Stop going out.
Roll with the niggas down the block cuz, you might have to shoot a nigga
I think I don't like my gf. I might even hate her.
She always wants to have the last word in any discussion or argument.
She always belittle me whenever I'm doing something, telling me how much her friends/cousins are better than me in given subject.
She will always interrupt me when I try to speak and very rarely ask me to repeat or give a fuck at all.
I spend money on her, I do her chores since she lives by herself I often visit her, I massage her every night and do my best to be as kind as possible.
At first she had a high sex drive and the sex was amazing. We were both virgins and had tons of fun for a good year but she's been really cold for the last 5 months or so.
She also went from athletic with cute curves, to chubby, and now slightly obese and objectively dress like shit. When we have sex, once every week at best, she just lies there, waiting to get over it. When I think about it I find it very depressing.
Besides all that, she says she's in mad love with me, always tells me I'm handsome, cute, nice, that she doesn't deserve me.
To be honest I'm lost. I still think she has a cute face and when she's in a "sweet" mood she's cuddly and all but when she's more... normal... then I realize she's just a drag. I don't even bother to talk with her about anything, she never wants to go out so she just spends her time watching shit movies and shows.
break up with her? literally all the signs are pointing to the fact that you aren't happy being with her anymore. just be up front about it and tell her your relationship has run its course
>>25881746
MR. MYAGI ONCE SAID:
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A HOE
>>25881746
>I want to go out but she wants to stay home and watch shows
Get the fuck off r9k normie.
Tbh lads Gochiusa x Kimosa crossover when? I want to die happily.
>>25881569
Might be on to something here...
>>25881569
are they actually doing a crossover ova?
>>25881725
I wish. But they do collaborate in certain promotions so who knows.
>hungry as fuck out of no reason
>go kitchen to get me some dines
>mfw no dines left
>mfw my family wants me to starve
If only I could order my dines somehow somewhere...
>>25879552
What the fuck is a dines, i hope your grandpa beats your ass
>>25879576
You don't know what a Dine is?
MALE TO FEMALE
COPULATION
>>25879614
I hope he gets his ass beat
https://youtu.be/I6LJBmSMDFs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who? Why?
>>25879034
daddy dereks revenge
>>25879133
Exquisite!
fucking savage
If any of the following is your favorite character, you're a normie and you need to LEAVE
>Khaleesi
>Arya
>Jon
>Tyrion
>Daenerys
>Ned
If you fap to this character you are a normalslime and should terminate your life immediately.
>>25878906
>tfw you were always loyal to Stannis
>tfw the shows completely butchered his proud image
It wasn't supposed to end like this. Not like this.
Who the fuck are any of those people?
So Nick was a hack after all.
A wannabe fit, a fake ass coach.
He stopped posting 4 days ago when people from /fit/ told him his DB program (his only own advice since everything else was /fit/ charts and infos from the sticky) was utter shit.
Got told, dropped the trip and left us, like everyone else in our lives. He abandoned us robots. He swore many things to us, he called me a partner.
It was all a lie. Just a fucking normie to revel in our suffering.
Fuck you Nick. I trusted you. Fuck you.
no shit faggot
i told you all someone with true depression like he claimed he had wouldn't behave like that
>the posters on /fit/ are faggots and hacks
you don't say?
just train on your own. it's not rocket science
>>25877398
Does harsh still post on /fit/? What about TYVD?
>Boo-hoo, why ppl don't like me
Because you're a fucking unsympathetic asshole. Nobody wants to hang out with someone that hates fucking everybody for petty reasons.
>b-b-but i was nice, then they bullied me ;_;
I was bullied too, but i'm still nice. Stop using your life as an excuse.
Also, you weren't nice. Nice is someone who helps old ladies across the streets and donates blood and works at the charity and shit. You just didn't punch people in the face, like any other human being.
Grow the fuck up.
>>25917864
You're being disingenuous. Stop that.
These people are cursed by fate.
simply epic
I'm apparently not allowed to hate people who have acted shitty to me in the past and be angry about my hopeless situation
stop projecting your own situation on others, einstein.
One wish, no rules, anything but more wishes.
I would wish for 1 million big ones :^}
What about you guys?
Omnipotence
Fuck you robot I wish you never came back you fucker
>>25917743
1 trillion dollars.
I wish to be Stop Man
