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2008
>4chan is libertarians who like to make racist jokes
2016
>4chan is now full of Republicans from /pol/ who watch Fox News, fuck their cousins, wear sunglasses and a cowboy hat, have sunburnt necks, have a gun rack with a gun rack on it, live in a trailer park in a swamp, worship Christ, read the Bible every night, go to church every day, shoot niggers for target practice, refer to the civil rights movement as "trouble ahead" in their state's textbooks, and think Bibleman should be compulsory viewing for all schoolchildren.
What happened?
>>25905158
I think 4chan was pretending at first, but after a while they just ended up becoming right wing for serious
I went through a right wing phase like 2 years ago as well because of this site
I'm glad I got over it because it made me unbearable, and even lost a potential good friend over it...
>>25905158
It's just edgy contrarianism man, pure and simple.
>>25905158
people took the bait, soon racist threads dominated because they were bumped the most, racist newcomers stayed when usually they would be bored with the libertarians discussing economics, soon the libertarians became bored with all the bait and left
the same thing is happening here with all the femposting and normies
>everyone on /r9k/ tells me blacks are loved by women
>"ok I'll give it a shot"
>approach asian girl
>"sorry I only date white guys"
>ask out black girl
>"sorry bro, I'm not really into black men"
>go for qt indian girl
>"I usually only go for white guys, sorry anon"
>try mixed girls and get similar responses
>last resort is two different white girls
>"not into black guys, sorry"
So only white men can have a gf. Got it.
I hope all of you guys die.
>>25904653
where fo you life ive never heard of this
>>25904674
Portland, Oregon
blox
>>25904705
Are you that mixed anon thats always posting his fucking face
How many of you robots look way younger than your actual age? When I was 13 years old, I looked like I was 8. Also used to get bullied all the time for being small, school was hell. Now that I am 18, I look like I am 14-15, max 16.
> tfw girls only ever call you "cute", "small" and "sweet" like you are a child
>tfw you have long thick eye lashes, pale skin and big fucking eyes which doesn't help
>tfw you are only 5,3
>tfw you are too short to get into combat unit in the military crushing your lifelong dream
>>25899241
I would kill to look the way you're describing yourself OP, we should switch bodies.
I look like an ugly 12 year old
>tfw my dad said I need to get out more because most men my age have mannish features and I still look like I'm 14
My dad's a fucking retard though, I've lost fifty pounds in a year and he just now asked me last week if I've lost weight
I've decided the day I'm going to kill myself! What should I do before that?
>not enough money to travel
>nothing illegal
>>25906869
Meditate.
Look up Death Yoga; the idea behind it is that by being in the proper state of mind at the moment you die, you can influence your reincarnation.
>>25906907
>reincarnation
Fake and gay.
Build your own tombstone thread?
Build your own tombstone thread
Why not just get a motorcycle? Litrelly easiest way to get casual sex and even a girlfriend if that's your thing. Girls start conversations with you.
You don't even have to try, just exist. The motorcycle does all the work for you and all it asks for in-return is that you take care of it and keep up on the maintenance.
https://youtu.be/aWqnRxLkjSY?t=41s
https://youtu.be/rLIS5tcCUGE?t=1m28s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwhJodf-dDQ
https://youtu.be/52Rj9YPbxmE?t=6m36s
https://youtu.be/0rFYirqREnU?t=4m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Uqrv8J8sc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4xjfJebcyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVAUIFRIeGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7nRyZpU-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDc6PPaWAVk
I have a motorcycle. Not for chick's though. Hop on one and tell me you don't feel alive every minute you are riding.
>>25906867
Looks like stereotypes really are grounded on truth
>>25906867
I have one, but I am black so it doesn't do anything for me.
I get hella attention, but the whole ashamed of being around a black guy think never disappears.
Do you shave?
Personally I don't, mainly because I like it
>>25906664
>tfw like hairy guys
>can't ever find any
Help
shaving it completely is weird, but trimming that shit down seems to be best.
>>25906990
Would help if you were a girl.
>January 20th, 2016
I know, I can't believe it is the CURRENT YEAR already.
>>25907381
>mfw most oldfags are now in their late 20s and early 30s
Where'd the 2000's go, man?
>>25907423
>2013 was 3 year ago
Tomorrow is my first therapy session. I don't really want to do it, but I told my mother I would.
What should I expect?
tell them everything, even if you think it would get you put in prison
>>25905663
Try to expect as little as possible to minimize disappointment.
good goy
pay the nice therapist they'll fix all of your problems oy vey.
take the pills that kill your libido and make you essentially sterile they'll help i swear.
Anyone else feel like 90% of girls are too good for them?
I feel like even if I did get a gf, it would only be a matter of time before she left me for someone better.
Nope, but I feel like 90% of girls think they're better than me, which is all it takes for them to drop me.
>>25904832
It's called hypergamy. She will leave if you show weakness and stop improving. Always be improving, always be a leader, always be powerful and dominant. Never let her walk over her, pass every shit test, and she will fucking love you. Be as high status as possible.
>>25904853
That's probably the same sense I feel honesty. I think most girls are fully cognizant of the power their vagina gives them. It's guaranteed sexual security. Girls can hop in and out of beds and relationships at will.
Kinda makes me lose all motivation to even get a gf.
>A 21-year-old woman was found frozen to death outside a Milwaukee home after leaving a party in sub-zero temperatures in just a pair of shorts, stockings and a tank top
>When she got here, she was really, really drunk and she got mad at her other friend and she stormed out,
>she had a blood-alcohol content of 0.40
>Luebke had a history of binge drinking and she was hospitalized in October after found unresponsive at a bar
http://www.huffpost.com/us/entry/woman-found-frozen-to-death_us_569fb77be4b0fca5ba76255e
An alcoholic dies...
Who cares
Thank you based snowman
>>25904684
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2543999/Alyssa-Jo-Lommel-19-fingers-amputated-left-porch-nine-hours-subzero-temperatures.html
stacy bee tee eff OOO
what is the best robot music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eRe-rTHrkg
imo this band kills it
that was some gay as shit hipster crap, you faggot.
go hard or go home nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y-DjurrO08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHvkHhof8UA
ORiGiNAL
>>25903735
you fucking think robots are going to listen to this are you retarded?
Uni
> Sitting by myself studying, minding own business
> Stacy and friends show up and sit at table in front of me
> Have nose in book trying to get work done
> Only time I look up is to take drinks of iced tea
> Just looking straight ahead as I drink, not really looking at anything
> Go to bathroom
> Come back and see Chad sitting at my table.
> "Hey buddy, you like staring at girls?"
> "The hell are you talking about?"
> "Listen, don't be a creep. Keep it up and we'll have to take this outside."
> Turn to see the Stacy and friends all staring at us.
> Livid, I pack up my things and leave
Creep is such a strange thing. For such a non-descript word it can carry heavy consequences.
>>25903163
Learn how to make a rebuttal, then make a chad seem mentally retarded
Man I'm going to learnmartial arts so I can beat the crap out of any white knight faggot who believes girls over shy guys.
>>25903163
you fucked up by leaving, now they think you actually were in the wrong.
>new job in reeeeeetail
>training to be cashier with some girl my age
>not really interested in pursuing her so keeping convo to typical cashier questions ect.
>later that day I overhear her talking with another coworker how I'm a creeper and was looking at her with this creeper stare.
>thats my normal face you bimbo.
>next day male coworker is training me instead.
kek I just give off that vibe I guess.
ITT:Post possible robots
lol earl is a boss, hes just ugly as fuck.
>>25898297
If he was better looking hed probally get the succ from roasties looking for money
>>25898338
Well he already does. He fucked with a few models.
Wednesday night blues edition
Ya mum
Waheeeeey!
>>25895488
nice dubs
>>25895476
move on to the next, time would be a factor
halo
oc
>crush invites me over to watch anime and play vidya with her
>mfw she reblogged the following on tumblr this morning:
>"i hate how "netflix and chill" is a sexualized phrase now like no if i ask you to come watch netflix and chill ima be in my sweatpants eating ice cream out of the container with a big spoon im not gonna fuck you"
>im not gonna fuck you
>im not gonna fuck you
>im not gonna fuck you
>im not gonna fuck you
>im not gonna fuck you
>im not gonna fuck you
>>25905727
well go have fun anyways
>>25905727
>getting to spend time with another human being you really like
>whining because they won't have sex with you
man c'mon
