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>one chance at life
>born with shitty brown eyes
>like girl
>ask girl out
>"aww how sweet anon, but I like you as a friend :)
>she's getting married to chad who has blue eyes
don't make me feel anymore than I already have OP
>>25887384
>like you as a friend
>marrying a chad
Nothing of value was lost anon
>>25887384
Just bee urself anon :^)
So robowats how do you hide your apathy and depression from others?
Obviously there's nothing people hate more than depressed apathetic men. I used to hide it when I was younger but now I don't have the mental strength anymore. I'm starting to think I'll never be able to hold a job because I don't fit in socially and look "like I just got out of bed" as many say to me.
Any robot who managed to fake emotions, cheerfulness, "just be urself brah" attitude?
Before I just used to be the happy guy, the one that would listen to other people's shit and I'd get feelings of gratification for it. If I got REALLY low I'd head for the music block and just make some music or something.
I've stopped bothering for the most part now. Now I feel I'm surrounded by people who seem to care about me I'm being more open about finding life pointless. I'm careful not to drive them away, but now people know at least a fraction of whats going on.
>>25887305
doesn't really help but thanks
>>25887318
I don't know how to help
But I've found that being at least partly honest is better than the empty feeling pretending gave me
Fembots and assorted Chad types I need your help.
>go on a date
>everything is going fine
>a few days pass
>give the girl a call
>everything seems alright
>text with her frequently
>suddenly she doesn't respond to texts as fast as before or just ignores them
>see said girl at a party or other event
>tries to avoid me
>text her 1-2 days later
>completely ignores the texts
>during said party ask a mutual friend whats going on
>he tells me "do you have feelings for this girl?"
>tell him I DONT KNOW CAUSE IVE ONLY SPOKEN TO HER FOR 2 HOURS AT MOST IN MY LIFETIME
A bit about myself, Im relatively good looking, tall, funny etc etc Ive had some gfs in the past and even now I dont really have a hard time getting laid (but its gotten really hard lately) however in the last 3 years I havent been able to get into a relationship because a scenario like the one in the greentext keeps happening...
So my question is
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Has the tinder and social media meme really made people that fucking disposable?
Am I really supposed to believe that if I dont show sexual AND romantic interest 30-60 minutes after meeting a girl Im somehow showing:
-insecurity
-that Im a player
-homosexual tendencies
-that I find the girl boring/ugly
is this real life? how can people be so autistic and self absorbed?
fembots/lurking stacies: how long usually do you go from meeting a guy to the first date to eventually forming a relationship
guys: same question, genders reversed of course
thanks in advance.
maybe your just ugly senpai
Fuck off to /adv, you normalfaggot son of a bitch
>>25887140
They probably just weren't that interested in you. You don't need to show you want to fuck them real early into dating them, but it can help. Its better to just forget about the person if they start getting distant without reason. Just gotta keep trying until you find someone that is looking for a relationship instead of casual hookups.
I live "alone" but I have a cat and my cat unconditionally loves me and it makes me feel relatively good. If you don't own a cat, why don't you own a cat?
>>25887123
because dogs are better
All my cat does is wake me up at the crack of dawn, chews on my computer cables, and demands food, play and attention and gives me allergies. I don't like it.
$2 mouse on an edgy mousepad he found on ebay
ex dee face
Fictional characters you fell in love with (seriously felt emotions for)
>>25887106
I created a character on Dragon Age Inquisition that I ended up falling in love with.
I don't know if I should feel pathetic for having emotional attachment towards a qt. elf girl I made in a game or for having attachment to my own personality through that character.
But it's a bit of both.
>>25887106
what is wrong with you anon that is not normal
>>25887106
Liara from Mass Effect
Leliana from Dragon Age
Reboot version of Lara Croft
And Ciri.
Hey guys I need help.
A friend and I are making an rpg that has some MOBA elements and we need help on ideas for characters. (This isn't anything serious we're just fucking around.)
So far we got:
>A dude that turns into a koi fish and shoots bubbles and shit
>A guy made out of thorns and splintery metal that stabs himself
>A were-bear that airbends basically
>A cyclops that teleports
>A shy guy looking dude that steals other people's spells does mage shit
>A Giant Pig-man that makes little pigs and eats them to get strong
I know this is stupid, but I've seen you robots be clever. Let's have fun.
Not original, but I used to play League and I always wanted to play as an Elephant with a big-ass hammer like a Loxodon from MTG.
>>25887266
That sounds fun as hell
We seem to be on a trend of heavy tanks,
but hammerphant person has joined our team.
>>25887096
>>>/tg/
Original comments desu fampai
>Starting university math
>Opted out of Math in highschool
>Havn't done algebra in over 7 years
How fucked am I
10 out of 10 unless your good in math
If your university is anything like mine: completely.
The earliest, entry level math started at calculus. If you can't even do algebra your fucked beyond belief mate. Here you had to do a specific course to avoid taking calculus right away, and it was still a requirement for every STEM field.
Anon you are fucked, core concepts of mathematics takes time to understand(practically, which university does alot)
You should try learning and solving few theory problems. But if you find those hard, you can't do shit with problems requiring practical knowledge of maths.
>almost had a gf
>she was a girl from my school and she liked all my pictures
>we chatted and she liked me
>I tried hanging out and she said she'd ask her dad but he's strict
>tell her I don't want to like her too much before we can actually hang out
>she leads me on
>keeps flirting with me promising hanging out and leading me on
>randomly stops talking to me after 2 weeks
>goes from 24/7 messaging me as soon as she gets home until she goes to bed to just flat out ignoring me
Why do women do this? Was she talking to multiple guys and picked someone better? It's like she just woke up and said fuck you.
>>25886949
She probably was talking to multiple guys.
You were most likely her last resort. If no one else wanted her she could fall back on you. However she was able to snag some Chad and is riding his massive cock as we speak.
>>25886984
Why did she hurt me?
How do you know something hasn't come up in her life? Like a big homework project. Maybe she got a new pet. Besides you were the one who said you didn't want to like her until you started hanging out so why do you even care if she stopped talking to you? You don't like her remember?
WOMAN!
Why are you on this board?!
cause sad guys are best guys
>Aspergers
>OCD
>tfw no bf
Where else should I be?
>>25887057
In my bed bitch.
Would you smother your face with her crotch?
I would smother her with a pillow, while fucking her bent over on the bed.
imagine the boner-inducing smell in that room
>her
lol. sure.
I'm going to start buying shitloads of ground up Flax Seeds and eating a massive bowl everyday, thereby reducing testosterone levels and eliminating my need to fuck my hand twice a day.
Any of you whiny fucks have any coping mechanisms of your own?
Yea with will power and discipline. Not something that is easily done but practice makes perfect.
>>25886884
Reduce zinc and increase copper. Though that's hard to do because most food that has zinc also has copper. Don't eat meat.
I wouldn't go out of your way to increase estrogen, a lot of people in society are getting fucked up from over-exposure to estrogen sources.
Besides, drinking soy milk has a lot more estrogen.
yeah I'm a tranny now
So, robots, I'm feeling down and I'd just like someone to talk to.
basically I'm very depressed because I feel as if life is extremely different for me when compared to others.
Especially in the social aspect.
I see people effortlessly making new friends and forming tight bonds extremely fast, but the same does not apply to me, and I honestly dont know what I'm doing wrong.
I recently started a new course, we're 22 people, and we all seat on the same spots every class, its been only 3 classes so far and everyone is extremely tight to the point where it feels as if they've known each other from years (they dont, I know it for a fact, nobody knew each other before the classes began).
The guy who sits behind me is already super tight with the girl next to him and even the girl next to me, they already got each other's numbers and text outside of class and tell each other things, while I'm just left behind.
I dont even want to date these girls, I simply want for people to notice me and try to make an effort to be my friends, like I could use new experiences and people to talk about.
tell me if it gets better anons, I really dont know what to do
>>25886856
Is there anyone else in the class that seems to be in the same position as you
>I really dont know what to do
Stop being envious and comparing yourself to others for a start. Stop wanting something so badly that it cripples and paralyses you is the other thing you can do.
If you dont start talking you are fucked and it will be worst, just hear about what they talking and start some small talk, If you are average looking or not flaby fat you are done
I don't wanna work! I wanna watch anime and eat chips! :3
stop posting and get out of your basement you fat fuck
you arent cute and will never be cute
run until you are tired then take a shower
>>25886805
Let's band together and scam the doctors for disability and live a life of perpetual comfy together.
I'm gonna do the same today! What anime? What chips?
Have any of you robots ever broken up with someone?
Was it because of their personality or something more superficial?
Did they still love you?
Did you regret it?
Did you remain friends?How could you be so cruel?
Robots don't date. They are undateable.
It's so weird because I haven't been on /r9k/ since I've gotten in a relationship with this girl, I broke up with her an hour ago and figured I check out this site and this is the first thread that pops up.
>>25886865
Why did you break up? pump and dump?
How do you do it? How do you create purpose when meaninglessness outweighs the idea itself? It's like noticing yourself forcing a smile for the camera whilst your soul is decaying and no positive energy actually dwells within. Every arbitrary goal I set for myself, no matter the difficulty, provides no internal sense of accomplishment.
I'm losing myself in this battle.
Are these selfish goals? Try helping others. Its very rewarding.
>>25886778
The goals I set revolve around myself, yes...
I help others often (family, friends). I've even volunteered to a few different communities to help less fortunate. The whole making a difference even on an individual level doesn't do much for me anymore.
>>25886765
Stop thinking. Stop thinking now. No more thoughts. Live through your feelings. Are you hungry? Go eat. Feel lonely? Approach someone and talk. Thinking about anything leads to doubt. Ever done something then ask yourself "why did I do that? There's no point". Here's the answer, "I felt like it." Simple is best.
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