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>go on porn site
>someone in the comment section is talking to the girl in the video as if she is listening
>reading comments on porn videos
>>25912467
sometimes they post the name of the grill there, family.
>tfw the dollar tree is selling big bags of name brand gummi worms for a dollar
wtf!?
>she calls herself 'woman'
>she has multiple male friends
>she has tattoos, piercings dyed hair
What's wrong with "woman"?
>she's a "feminist'
>she smokes
>she's normie
>she has an IQ that is equivalent to the IQ of an ape
>she isn't Katya
>"I am attracted to short guys"
Said no female ever.
I'm 6'1" and I've still never had a gf. My friend who is the shortest of anyone I know, like 5'6", get's more pussy than anyone. The truth is OP a loser is a loser regardless of height. I can't say I blame you for using it as an excuse, I blame my being a loser on my acne and subsequent shit confidence.
>>25912236
6`5, bright-blue eyed, fair haired kissless virgin here
height HAS its benefits
getting gf is not one of them
>>25912236
Shut up you manlet faggot
lmao
Is she objectively hot?
>>25911906
too tall, she maybe hot but she still a lanklet.
>>25911906
No, It's mostly status and fame.
I see girls hotter than her every day.
Lanklet + no figure and now openly acts like a Stacy/roastie. She was cuter in her country girl phase
>You can be anything you want if you work hard enough!
>>25908914
its true
people just have different priorities
A person could move an entire mountain if they chip away at it everyday.
I always thought of this picture as showing how a nasty potato has the potential to become a delicious french fry
What race of women do you hate the most?
For me, its indian girls. Holy fuck do I hate indian women.
>ignorant
>think they are better than white people
>never look as nice as white girls
>act all snobby
>smell like shit
>ugly faces
Look at this ugly and smelly mudskin. She will never be a white girl, no matter how hard she tries.
White girls>asian girls>>>>>>>>black girls>mexican girls>poopskins>tfw you will never strangle a shitskin with your bare hands.
Poo in the original loo
>>25905630
>>ignorant
>>think they are better than white people
>>never look as nice as white girls
>>act all snobby
>>smell like shit
>>ugly faces
at least one of these always apply to the indian women I've met. It's really fucking weird how accurate a stereotype can be.
For real.. Why do they smell so bad
>You want to know my major? I plan to go into nursing once I finish my required classes at community college.
she looks 19
also, lel that guy in the background
Thats great, nurses do a really important job.
>>25896381
This.
>be in hospital
>have qt Latina nurse for a few nights
>have bro tier male nurse during the days
Pretty good experience overall, Familia
how do most anons masturbate?
>humping
>rubbing
>toys
>anal?
>etc.?
vibrator bullet
Silicon replica horse and dragon penises.
>>25912164
in the ass ,on the clit,or the dick
Why are white people so goddamned violent and bloodthirsty? I've noticed in both tv shows/movies/music/video games, white people are unbelievably violent. I tend to only play japanese games, and I've played a shooter called Splatoon by Nintendo which has light hearted silly characters spraying each other with paint. I decided to try this one shooter by white people called "gears of war" and was so disturbed by what I have seen. No color, all the characters are buff ugly men with gravelly voices that curse a lot, and there's tons of blood and filth. My character at one part even sawed through an enemy using a gun with a chainsaw.
Why are things made by white people so violent, why do you like this so much? Your people seem so dark natured and fucked up, and I find it very creepy and unnerving. It isn't just robots, the normies themselves love this filth. I see normies playing Mortal Kombat and loving the fatalities. I just don't get it. I wish more people were peaceful and gentle like the Japanese. They have calmer minds and an appreciation for aesthetics and finer art sensibilities.
ts because in real life blacks are more violent and the hollywood jew is trying to offset public opinion
>>25912028
No offense mud person but your guys are savages.
>>25912028
That's not a racial issue it is a philosophical one, people like violence because might makes right. Ultimately society works because we have people to enforce rules with might and punish people that don't. Most people would (and do) break laws if they thought they could get away with it.
Why am I so attracted to anime girls now, all I want is a girlfriend that I can watch anime with and isn't fat.
>tfw never even held hands with a girl and all I want is to cuddle.
Reseign to your loneliness anon, and it will not hurt you.
>>25910773
How anon, how?
>>25910807
Become empty inside. Do not hurt yourself with the desire for something you cannot have. Take pleasure in other things... be empty not sad...
What was the big tragedy to happen at your school?
>senior year of HS
>cool kids are dancing in the parking lot
>rogue car runs over lead kid's foot
>he loss a leg
>full page in yearbook was dedicated to it
>>25905716
Cool kids = normies
thank Elliot for that
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>>25905716
Rich as fuck and popular stacie was fucking around on an rv and it flipped on her in middle school. That really pissed me off because A) never even heard about her until the WHOLE school had a fucking MOMENT OF SILENCE and everyone was walking around crying and all depressed and B) If that happened to me people would either not give a fuck or laugh at me because "lol he was just some literal retard anyway XD!" To be honest I was hoping more drunk as fuck Stacies would off themselves in "accidents" (read natural selection).
>>25905716
an absolute madman burnt it to the ground
First and foremost, this is NOT about the individual female's personal gain, or lack thereof. It's about the OVERALL GAIN for society. But make no mistake, females will indeed be making the world a better place. This is the revolution. This is the Beta Uprising!
So, to put it very bluntly, females need to start acting like sexual Robin Hoods by giving incels hand jobs. The time has come for sexual charity to be a thing.
Fembots, you have the free will to make this a reality. You have the free will to make the world a better place. Stop emulating Stacey for once and USE YOUR FREE WILL. Walk up to an incel and tell him you'll give him a hand job. Keep in mind, this is not about business-transaction logic. This is about using your free will to bring happiness to the world. An unfathomable amount of greatness can be borne out of selflessness.
Please appreciate the fact that this will be a godsend for incels and betas, and that Forever Alone will finally become a thing of the past. I mean, how awesome is THAT? This year, I should be able to go to a charity center (or have a woman come to my place) and get a hand job and at least two boob touches and two butt grabs. Heaven, heaven, heaven.
Get ready, people, because this is no joke. This WILL happen in 2016. And girls, remember, showing your boobs or butt on /soc/ is simply not enough. The theme for 2016 (and beyond) is IRL. We have entered a new era, folks.
So, yeah, sexual charity in real life, or schirl, is a gamechanger that will turn society on its head. We'll finally be living on a planet where happiness creation takes priority over ego preservation. And, in regard to 4chan, it goes without saying that schirl stories will eventually dominate the greentext universe.
(Cont'd)
(Cont'd)
With this announcement, the seed has now been planted, and it's a robust seed that cannot be destroyed. The naysayers will roll their eyes, but schirl now exists as a concept and it's here to stay. And, once the concept goes mainstream, the male toolbox will finally contain a tool that it COULD'VE and SHOULD'VE always contained. For the time being, though, I would suggest that only females initiate schirl encounters.
Hmm, a meme that is actually worth promulgating. Is this real life?
ADDENDUM:
Just imagine the first robot that has a schirl experience. He's going to come on here acting like he's seen the face of God. That should be fun. Also, I wonder how sites like Jezebel will treat this phenomenon. Can we assume that they'll erroneously discourage their readers from doing such vital, selfless charity work?
>>25900738
Email me a copy of your manifesto!
[email protected]
I've been anticipating this thread all day.
>>25900738
You honestly spent over 24 hours to ask femanons to pity fuck virgins? Dude it doesnt happen with out money. This was your big announcement.
Burger thread
What do you like on your burgers r9k.
I either like my burgers with ketchup and cheese or with cheese, franks red hot, and Jalepenos in the meat.
I'll occasionally put bacon on it
>Cheese
>Ketchup
>Mayo
>>25907455
>mayo
shit taste senpai
>>25907402
I stopped picking tomatos off. Dey ight if fresh and done right.
I can't fuck with fast food tier pickles and onions though, No vidalia, no bread and butter, no contest.
So I posted on the girl chan not too long ago and I made the mistake of giving one of those vile women my skype and apparently shes found my email, IP and hacked into my cams. What do?
>started covering cam with piece of notepad
>>25910898
>girl chan
?
>women
>hacking
Yeah, what's the worst she can do?
Call you a creep?
I was born one, fuck 'em
>tfw scared of big dicks because have small vagina
Use lube and go slow. The reason it will hurt is because you're afraid it'll hurt and are tense. If you can ignore the fear and just relax with the person, you will stretch to accomodate them. Unless it's a horse dicked freak.
Lots and lots of foreplay and flirting help too, gets you in the mood and to relax.
>>25907504
Please be my gf, I'll loosen up your hole
Lets go out pls
Have you tried GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU ATTENTION WHORING SLUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
