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>black girl with fucking huge tits and a nice body matches me on tinder
>sent me the heart eyes emoji immediately
>complete butterface, looks pretty ghetto
>never fucked a black girl
>tfw mildly want to do it cause huge tits but also don't want aids and she's kinda ugly
wat do
Black guy here.
Don't do it. If you're white, you can easily get a higher quality black girl.
>>25883171
Dont do it lad, just meet a qt chubby white girl or have a wank
who gives a fuck, hit that. Hit it twice. Huge tits and nice body can be a great time, you're not marrying the girl
See you fags later, I'm done, I've graduated, no longer a robot virgin. You guys have been good don't get me wrong, cheers for all the support and stuff. As my last gift to you faggots you better buckle up and get ready for a fucking greentext.
>Be me, graduating high school soon
>Fuck
>Going to graduate a virgin and without the love of a woman
>Over teen years had the odd sexual encounter at parties and whatever
>All encounters were just from being in the right place at the right time
>18 years of isolation
>Friendzoned so many times by girls for being too much of a cuck
> Probably developed something that would be diagnosed as depression but it was just being a miserable fuck
>Browse through millions of feels when no gf posts
>Discovered /r9k/
>Home
> A couple years of being a robot
>Shit's entrenched into my soul
>See so many sad men, become one of them
>Turn into an edgy autist
>Become the cancer of society
>Criticise everything, nothing is good enough
>Fuckthisgayearth.png
>At a friend's house about a month ago
>One of the hottest chicks in my year
>"You wouldn't message her"
>Shoot her a smartarse inbox, not expecting reply
>Instant reply
>Shit
>Robot panic mode activates
>Play it cool Anon
>Remain funny, calm, and collective
>Remember to use false confidence
>A month passes, we meet up, can't stay off each other
>Meet up again, make it official
>I have a girlfriend, what the fuck
>She kisses me, I pull her on top
>Have been on a permaboner since she arrived
>She pulls my cock out, starts rubbing it against her pussy
>Should I put it in?
>Fuck it
>Put my cock inside her, what the fuck
>I'm no longer a virgin
>Existential crisis ensues inside my head
>Focus and don't fuck this up
>Fuck her and she starts moaning and shaking
>I'm doing this right wtf
>Cuddle for an hour afterwards
>She leaves for her house
>I drink a glass of milk then take a shit
>Inner thought on the shitter
TL:DR
I was a depressed and lonely virgin, now I'm not.
Power of Pussy lad
>>25883092
No one's cares you speshul snowflake.
This is some high quality cringe.
Kill yourself. Fuck I hate teenagers.
>>25883174
Pretty much this.
>feminists say masculinity is "toxic" and claim feminism is also about equality for men
>then turn around and mock men's masculinity with shit like "#masculinitysofragile"
>if you call them out on this they will call you a virgin and say you can't get women
I just can't take it anymore. How can people be this fucking unself-aware and retarded?
Women are a joke. Sadly MGTOW is the only way to go.
>>25882962
They do it on purpose to drive out the beta males like us. Their mind games will drive us crazy and cause us to commit suicide, cleaning out the gene pool. This has all been planned by stronger forces than us.
Most people on this Earth are fucking idiots. Never give anyone the benefit of the doubt, everyone is dumb until they prove otherwise.
My friend seems to think that reddit is very obscure and that only mature people go there and that there are no twelve year olds.
How wrong is he?
>>25882891
bernie sanders bernie sanders berniesanders
>>25882891
OP seems to think that 4chan is very obscure and that only mature people go there and that there are no twelve year olds.
How wrong is he?
>>25882925
Le down vote!! Bernie isnt a liberal hes a republican wannabe
Who /unironically idolize Hitler/ here?
Yeah I do to a degree but the last people I want to associate myself with are skinhead prison thugs.
>>25882819
yep, for some reason its enhanced when I drink. If I end up drunk and alone I always watch Hitler speeches and stuff about jews being assholes.
>>25882819
>Idolizing a faggot Austrian that got ass raped by Slav's
Fucking fagFredrick is Best King
I've decided to destroy all of humanity. Nothing personal, robots, it just has to be done... but I don't know how.
If one single person lives, then I have failed my life's dream.
So how would you do it? How would you kill/doom Every Last Human?
95% of my problems are self-inflicted.
Why would I take them out on humanity?
Murder is a sin and sins cause suffering.
I wouldnt.
But i guess id go for nuclear? Idk.
>trap thread
>all the traps (on hormones probably) having bigger cocks than you
W H Y
They don't even want dicks
>traps =/= trannies
Even so, a lot of MtF trannies are only trying to become girls because they were feminine to begin with and liked the idea of being cuter.
>>25882614
>>25882669
traps=cancer
>>>/lgbt/
Kill yourselves, faggots.
>>25882669
>>traps =/= trannies
>this is what closed faggots believe
So who else is paranoid about opaque liquids because you can't see if a bug crawled into your drink such as milk?
>>25882534
more protein,b.
>>25882534
Same desu becquse i have been monarch mind controlled all my life my parents told me they put drugs and things in my food so i never trust anything. i hate them
>>25882534
WELL I AM NOW!
rec me some good podcasts /r9k/
bump gimme gimme
Phone Losers of America
>>25882501
I'm looking for something a little more intelligent than prank calls, like something to fall asleep to and think about.
I'm a 32 year old virgin, how about you guys?
>>25882273
29 year old virgin, r9k dos not have many virgins, wizchan might be best
30 years old, had sex literally once and would trade it to even get to sniff Nepgear once
30. I'm ok with it and no one bothers me about getting married and shit
What if the genders were reverses?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3407118/Student-22-stabbed-man-eye-Christian-Louboutin-stiletto.html
>>25881913
I hope she dies in prison and gets rapped by some black man looking woman dyke. This is what happens when you spoil women all their lives and they learn no respect, restraint or consequences of their actions
>>25881981
shes not going to prison
>>25881913
Longer sentence, and probably more than a few idiot tumblr/twitter posts about this being why we need feminism. It's nothing new though, what with the sentencing gap.
Why do black people always repeat the stupid "white people food has no FLAVOR" bullshit when their poor asses grow up eating boiled hot dogs on store brand white bread, boxed mac&cheese and boiled hot dogs, and fucking food coloring sugar water "juice"?
Nigga, at least my food isn't all from a factory.
>>25881712
I'm a cashier and the ghetto nigs we get at my store always buy lots o raw burger meat, crab legs, and steaks and just raw meat in general
I think they eat more meat than whites
>>25881712
They're probably referring to the Midwest. Boring, bland people.
I fail to see anything wrong with food from a factory. Why wouldn't mankind mass produce food? You're living in a beautiful time. Where people can eat themselves to death for pennies. Food that lasts for years on end. Spices from all over the world. All in less than 10 miles away at the grocery store.
>Got cucked by a girl
Does this nightmare ever end?
It will one day and on that day you might forgive or try to forget
>>25881579
yeah just stop being a fucking filthy normie you faggot
>>25881579
explain in detail
>tfw so autistic I made a working hand-drawn QR code
>>25881552
post picture of it that sounds cool
>>25881552
Post a pic, boy.
Dggddhjnkjdrjndjif Ch jgyjg
>>25881591
>>25881652
Original comment for this image
So, I went to the club with some friends last week...
>meet at friend's place before
>one of my friends brings one of her friends I didn't know
>cute alternative/scene looking girl with lolita-ish outfit
>she seems nice, but other than introducing , we don't get to talk befor we leave
>at the club, everybody gets something to drink, then we hit the dancefloor (I fucking hate dancing, but I didn't give a shit because I was already buzzed)
>10 minutes in, scene girl touches my shoulder, I turn around to her and she starts dancing with me
>lots of body contact, she keeps touching my chest and waist
>then she wants to go for a smoke, I come with her
>we get the first chance to talk
>appearantly she's seen me before at uni, we have the same major
>go back in, I immediately get stopped by a friend of hers
>"Do you like her? You know she has a boyfriend, right?"
>I'm still buzzed, so I tell her I don't care and follow scene girl
>start dancing with our friends again, but no contact this time
>later that night we were all standing outside
>people are talking about Alan Rickman's death
>everybody's talking about Severus Snape and shit
>scene girl and I almost simultaneously say "But Metatron in Dogma"
>look at each other, begin talking about Dogma
>appearantly she's a big Kevin Smith fan, just as I am
>we were getting along quite well, but then her friend comes along, yells "let's take shots!" and pulls her away from me
>we don't get to talk or dance anymore that night because they leave early
>last thing I say before they go is "would be nice to see you again"
>next day I get asked a lot what's up with me and scene girl
>tell them nothing happened and that she has a bf
>complain a bit about her friend pulling interrupting our conversation
>my friend says it's probably better that she pulled her away from me
>"But we were just talking"
>"That wasn't just talking. You could already see it the way you were dancing"
cont.
>>25881509
>on the weekend we (a friend of mine, who is into scene girl's friend, and I) make plans to go out again this Monday
>friend asks scene girl's friend to come
>without me knowing he texts her "Anon said you should bring your friend"
>"What did you do taht for?"
>"It's cool, she's never been out with us before. If she's coming now, you know she likes you, if she doesn't then it doesn't matter anyways"
>fine, whatever
>Monday night, I meet my friend at the bar
>meet some more people we know there and have a few beers with them
>then my friend steps out to have a smoke
>when he comes back, he has this big smirk on his face
>"Guess who's here"
>scene girl and her friend walk in
>we sit with them, talk a lot, drink a couple of beers and shots
>they casually mention they want to smoke some weed later and they have some at their place
>my friend leans over to me "when they leave, I will go with them if you don't mind"
>"Yeah, whatever"
>conversation comes to how I played pool with scene girl's friend once
>scene girl says she'd kick my ass in pool, they have a table at their dorm and they play a lot
>I consider that a challenge and say we should play some time
>scene girl suggests we leave right then to play, and smoke some weed after
>I don't usually smoke, but I'm fine with it
>so the four of us share a taxi to somewhere close to their dorm and walk the rest of the way
>while walking, there are clearly two couples, me and scene girl walking in front and my friend and her friend about 15 feet behind us
>scene girl and I are talking about Kevin Smith movies again
>we have almost identical preferences in movies, characters and scenes from the movies (i.e. we both think Chasing Amy is his best movie but we both like Clerks the most)
>I really enjoy the conversation
>arrive at the dorm
>we go to the party room where they have the pool table, grab something to drink and play a game of pool
>then go to her friend's room to smoke
cont.
I'm here OP, come on.
>friends
Dropped
Just shut up and get out, fuck
