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robots, I got nothing going for me.
I can't land a decent job,
I can't get a gf.
I can't find a meaningful purpose in my life.
Is the army for me?
>>25882896
>rent paid for
>food paid for
>get paid every month
>gain valuable skills depending on your job
>looks good on resume
>free college credits from boot camp and technical school for your job
Yup. I just swore in today. Not for army though. Shipping out in 1-3 months.
>>25882947
What'd you go in for? Marines? Navy?
Im making 2200 a month right now but its a shit pizza delivery job. Sure I can pay my bills and then some but fuck. its so meaningless. theres nothing to be proud of
>>25882979
Going in the Air Force. My job will be in electrical engineering working on the planes. So a lot of mechanics. I work retail currently, so happy to leave. I live in a bad town full of tweakers and drug addicts. Their presence alone is depressing and choking.
I thought women weren't capable of loving a man.
How do you explain this?
Lies, all lies!!
Nj
>>25880013
>How do you explain this?
He's tall.
>teenagers thinking their love is real
So, onee-chans, how do you feel about women posting nudes online simply because it "builds their confidence"?
Bumparoni for senpai
I don't care. I'd be disappointed if I found out that someone I knew did that, but really it's none of my goddamn business. I've done loads of stupid shit online over the years, and if the internet's appetite for naked men was half of what it is for naked women I might've done the same at some point.
>>25884699
That's how I feel about it. But now add she's in a relationship with you and didn't tell you for 6 months? How do you feel about that?
What do you say, when you're alone, and no one can hear you?
Out loud, or to yourself?
Is it you?
both and who cares everyone does it
I mostly just say
>What the fuck
>Fuck
>Yah
or just laugh at myself. All in response to some flashing thought about how fucked things are
RAghahah blah blah blah nong nong nong
man life is good this is prime ass shit right here mothafucka. I needa get some dough do. I mean, I never had money, and lifes been good anyways. It's alright. I don't need money. I don't anything to be happy. I love everything right now. I am hungry though. I should eat something, in a little bit. I love all these people in the world. I hope someday we will all do great things and the world will be even more amazing. Why are people so evil. Why am I so evil. We all do bad things sometimes. I think we do more good things than bad things though, I sure do hope humanity doesn't die out. If it does though that's just life, maybe the technology will be saved and we'll not die out entirely, just most of us. I hope that doesn't happen either. I mean, if it does it does though. no need to worry about it. I do wonder though. Time to go eat and watch youtube.
>the internet will never be as good as it was during 2003-2008
>>25882482
feels like fucking shit to be honest with you my nigga
I wish I could go back
This one stings. Normies learning how to use the internet really destroyed the last place we had
I remember those days making me laugh all day and all night. I miss it. :(
Rate thread? I want to know for sure what's wrong with me
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>>25880738
you're on 4chan seeking validation
>>25880738
>>/soc/
This is entirely original and you are a faggot
Who literally /creeps out girls/ here?
I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating it but most girls literally tell me to fuck off. Literally without me being able to finish my sentence they go "NO, FUCK OFF, WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE". Not even a "haha no uh, I gotta go" or anything.
>>25880435
Post pic of yourself
This is original
>>25880461
Haven't taken a pic of myself since middle school pham but I'm >5'6< with an above average face.
Without using religious imagery, describe what you think Hell would feel like.
having to go through highschool again and again for eternity
>>25880332
We're already living in it.
The only things the Bible states about hell is that it sucks and is full of fire.
http://bible.org/article/what-bible-says-about-hell
Not much else to go on, but I'd assume it's pretty warm.
Haven't seen a comfy thread in a while...
Post comfy pics, tv shows, movies, videos, movies, foods, drinks, vidyas and whatever else you find comfy.
It's pretty late here.2 am.
I'll dump my comfty wallpapers
How was your day guys?
OP here. Right now I'm snuggled up in blanket with https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=gBb7M-Dbcrg playing on my tv while playing animal crossing. Top tier comfy.
Cities can be comfty sometimes
>you will never have an adorable, perfect little sister to hug, who brings joy and happiness to you forever
>or a daughteru who does the same thing
>everyone here can only sexualize girls and never just wants to just hug them and pat their heads
>hamtaro little sister a shit and not even good for sexualizing
I love this nugget!
>>25879017
haha...I have one.
Are you guys ready?
It's about schirl and the Beta Uprising. Don't worry, you'll find out what schirl is. Some robots will initially scoff at the announcement, but in time they'll come to realize its vast importance.
I think I'll create the thread within the next 24 hours. It will actually be worthy of being pinned, but we all know the mods won't do that.
BenMan
Please don't do anything violent or immoral Anon. That'd make you a huge faggot. Plus I want to keep my guns without the Democraps preaching that I could go haywire or some shit when I never would.
What will you name thread
Oh man this post is just vague enough to get me mildly excited about the nothingness that'll transpire from this nothing post about nothing.
10/10 thread op, would reply again thx and fav too <3
DEPRESSING MUSIC THREAD 1/19/2106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhZvDJ2opsM
1/19/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJWkd4TbZEk
1/19/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9r5IkhGGiI
1/19/2016
"JENKINS! Quit browsing 4chan and get back to work!"
Haha did u scare you? Don't worry wage cuckie I'm not really Mr. Shekelson, and don't worry I won't tell on you.
I'm just an ordinary everyday neet just snuggled into my comfy blank and playing vidya while I browse 4chan. I wish you could play with me, but if you get caught playing vidya then you'll get get in more trouble then you would just for browsing 4chan.
Remember another day another dollar :)
>tfw my name is Jenkins and my boss is named Shekelson
Almost got me Neetman but I only browse 9gag at work
>>25870100
Being a neet using a prescription drug called modafinil, my parents forced me to go to the doctor... This shit's good man....
>haha did u scare you?
So Canadians, how's it feel to know that the U.S. is planning to overrun your country by selling your retarded faggot goverment the useless turkeys that are F-35s?
It was all a ruse, and you'll be over taken soon by our superior F-22s and F16s. You're gonna get rekt. We'll probably just use the kebabs to soften you up first and then annex you after to "relieve the strain of your sovereignty". It's not like your pushover faggot PM will say no.
>>25883737
The F-35 gets a lot more hate than it deserves
>>25883737
Ironically, if Canada was annexed by us, they would actually have more freedoms, not less.
>US
>Winning wars
Keep dreaming fatass
>tfw no Alexis Texas gf
>>25883248
>dat fat asss
Nobody here likes ass eating?
>>25883785
im here brother
>tfw gif I want to post is over 2mb
