>watch cool shows with mom
>talk to mom about problems
Who here /good relationship with mom/?
I just decided to stop talking to her because I was tired of her shit.
>talk to mom about problems
Whenever I do this, I listen to her advice and do exactly the opposite. It always fucking works.
Just saying, man. If you take her advice seriously you're making a mistake.
fuck her in da ass
What people do you consider (consciously or unconsciously) superior to yourself?
>>25877409
Normies.
Original comment shit.
>>25877409
no one and everyone simultaneously
some weird combination of narcissism and depression
I'm fucking losing it senpai
Everyone simply because of talent. Maybe excluding stay at home moms with no former lives besides getting fucked.
I JUST FUCKING TURNED 18 TODAY, WHAT THE FUCK.
>I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MANAGE A BANK ACCOUNT (I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE)
>I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PAY BILLS
>MY RESUME IS COMPLETE SHIT
>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I EVEN WANT TO GET AN EDUCATION IN
>I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
>I HAVEN'T ACCOMPLISHED SHIT THROUGHOUT MY HIGH SCHOOL YEARS
>I...
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>>25877336
>>I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MANAGE A BANK ACCOUNT (I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE)
You get money, that money goes to your account
>>I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PAY BILLS
Get a debit card when you get a bank account and use that to pay
>>MY RESUME IS COMPLETE SHIT
You're 18, everyone your age has a shit resume
>>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I EVEN WANT TO GET AN EDUCATION IN
No...
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Just buy a shit ton of booze and get fucked up.
>>25877382
>Your fault for not grouping with people the same age as you
Graduated early, as in they got full credits early.
>skipping work for no reason other than hating outside
>smashing stuff up in my apartment all the time
>waking up angry, going to bed angry
>figure I should probably see a therapist or something
>remember that therapists and counsellors are terrible and only make situations worse
What are you supposed to do when you know you've got brain problems, know you need outside help, but also know that that...
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You should probably become a ward of the state. It sounds like you actually deserve neetbux.
>>25877396
I'm already a welfare queen in thatI'm in the reserves as my main job
>>25877326
see a therapist, why the fuck not? tell them everything, tell them you're more fucked up than you are. as long as it's not suicidal or homicidal they can't lock you up against your will. it will just be documented and strengthen your case for neetbucks
Robot chat?
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
bumping with original reply
bumping with original wewlad
>>25878367
wew lad this is now a wew lad thread
Why not accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior anon?
>he loved all equally
>was the ultimate human, and robot, until his last breath he purposefully lived a perfect life and remained a virgin.
>shunned all materialistic gains, wageslaving or hoarding gold
Matthew 6:34 Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble".
>>25877201
My mom's pretty Catholic. Jesus was pretty awesome.
Still have no faith in him being God though. Although even historians agree that Jesus was real and so was a lot of the shit he did. That trips me out a bit.
>>25877201
Because Jesus always had God by his side. God isn't with everyone. Jesus walked on water, turned water into wine and multiplied bread because God was always with him. He did not die during his 40 day fast because of God.
>>25877201
I already did friend
>inb4 Protestant meme posting
Why don't you have a black gf? They are desperate since no one wants them.
>>25877131
They're cunts and most certainly not desperate
Well, the ugly ones are
>>25877131
I'm literally unable to be as attracted to a black girl as I am white girls. So if I ever date a black, even if she had the hottest body and white facial features, I'd still be thinking about how I want a white gf.
I don't know Do they like Mexicans?
I mean I don't have much choices for women either, they all want Andrew and Jake.
If pic related can get laid so easily, why can't you?
I lack a vagina
>>25877125
I have a Y chromosome
>>25877125
Because if you're a woman, you have to be missing limbs and/or horribly disfigured in order to not get laid. Hell, even if you're horribly disfigured you have a chance.
The problem is that men will fuck anything. Also beta orbiters inflating the egos of fat chicks and 4/10s makes them think they deserve Prince Chad
>tfw the /emo/ and /emo revival/ is dead
>tfw you are 22 but you still listen to emo from time to time like visiting an old friend that it's no longer that close but you still feel a great bond with him that will last forever
For all those melancholic cunts out there. let's have one last /emo/ thread.
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ03AXz9LxU
>>25877059
Seriously, dude, shut the fuck up. Emo was always for fucking attentionwhore babies. Actual "melancholic" or depressed men will face the day without dying their fucking hair purple and shoving metal in their lower lips. At worst, they'll toss back a fifth of whiskey while playing Joy Division's Closer, and that's fucking that. Take your crybaby look-at-me bullshit elsewhere, you wasted your life.
>>25877144
>dying their fucking hair purple and shoving metal in their lower lips
You don't even know what emo is don't you?
"My chemical romance" and cheesy metalcore isn't emo you know?
I just saw The Promise Ring play in milwaukee on january 30th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srU0xhkfIFw
>that fee fee when small wee wee
>>25876956
How small are we talking? You're pretty much good to go if you are at least 5-6 inches in lenght and if you pass the toilet roll test.
>>25877742
What the toilet roll test
I'm nearly 20 and my dick hasn't changed size since i was like 12. I started growing hair on it at like 15. My little brothers who is 9's dick is only just a bit smaller
not OP Btw
>>25877784
You take a toilet paper roll (the one after the paper is finished) and put your dick in it.
If you can stick it in and it's lose, you fail. That means your dick is too thin.
>you pay off her student loan
>Tyrone makes her moan
>you're named Pajeet
>she's Chad's shitting street
>you stay at home to study for classes
>chad fists her until her asshole prolapses
Playing games, alone in your room
While Chad fucks her and paints her womb
Are you in love?
Yes. With my Scandinavian pet~
>>25876868
Why yes, yes i am. Why do you ask?
Yes, most beautiful girl ive ever seen
I know i will never have a chance
might aswell kill myself
>Be me
>Be well established young man, house, car, retirement fund with 20k already
>Work a lot
>Little bit of savings little bit of debt
>Live alone since I bought house, nearly 4 years
>Lately mind races constantly unless I'm working, no reason just constant feeling of stress and unease
>Only a six pack seems to settle my mind
>Can't...
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What do you do for work?
Get a dog. Or a girlfriend.
Smoke some pot to take the edge off.
>>25876831
Try meditation.
It helped me out.
>>25876831
I'm jealous of your money. My dream is to be financially independent. I obsess over it.
If I was FI I think I'd be quite happy desu.
I have a big test tomorrow for which I know all the multiple choice answers - teacher left the test at his desk the week before with the correct answers marked and I took pictures. How do I cheat?
If you can't even figure this out you deserve to fail.
Use a mnemonic device to memorize the sequence of letters
Just wrote memorize the damn answers. How fucking lazy are you that you can't even do that?
What subject is it?
how do i start my life im 20 jobless and school-less
You have been living your life for 20 years.
What's the problem?
What do you mean "start" your life? Being a boring normie drone?
>>25876615
start twirling signs on the corner of an intersection