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My Girlfriend plays Dragon's Dogma and likes it. What did your GF play? (Pic related)
>>25871123
my oneitis played with my heart today :(
My gf plays hard to get. And she is so good at it that I dont even know who she is.
Are you that desperate for attention that you'd take the OP image of a thread from /v/ and post it on here?
Just finished first series 1 and 2 of skins (the first generation of characters), awesome. Started season 3 and so far it is complete shit compared to it. What do you huys think? Should I keep watching?
1 & 2 are the best. Nothing comes close, so I'd advise you to just drop the show
>>25871026
4th series is best, but unfortunatly you'll realease just how shit the entire show is once your into your twenties
>>25871026
First generation is GOAT, Second picks up and gets decent. Third is kinda shit and the American season is literal garbage
Reminder Sanders is a feminist
Reminder Sanders supports blm
Reminder Sanders is a cuck
Reminder a vote for Sanders is a vote for political correctness and social justice
Reminder Donald Trump is the only candidate that will make anime real
Reminder Donald Trump twitted a Pepe meme
Reminder Donald Trump is the /r9k/andidate
Why would I vote for a turbo-normie?
>>25870919
Don't you want to make America great again?
>>25870919
Because normies>you
Anyone tried living a better life in the Sims? How did it go? Did you fail getting a job and gf there too?
it's REALLY hard to fail in the sims..
Did you fail getting a job and gf there too?
No because I used cheat codes.
I actually prefer building shit instead of actually playing with my sims though, because I have autism.
>inb4 thread turns into torture chamber experiment galorei hope it does
Give your Amen or go to Hell, /r9k/
All the normies are doing it.
>>25870743
I.... know that sword.
It's Glamdring... The foe hammer!
>>25870743
666 HAIL SATAN 666
Is it fetal alcohol syndrome?
Which of these women do you choose to be in a relationship with? Better choose wisely...
themes for the girls
Tiffany: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S1LlgapK44
Vur'minex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFxyxiWlXO0
the black girl, duh
anyone who wouldn't choose her has to be insane or a fucking racist or both
That black girl is fuckin cute as hell
Why are black women so insecure?
Why are so many people obsessed with being better than other people/have more money/have a hotter gf/do x better
This is monkey tribe behaviour. Humans as the most intelligent beings on this planet should devote their life to the wellbeing of mother nature and fellow beings.
I don't understand what people gain from walking around flashing expensive brands etc it just means they payed out their ass to get these items because of how insecure they are. this is nothing to be proud of
or am i just autistic?
I get where you're coming from. I bet these people in your pic thought about how amazing they look and how they have made it and everyone adores them when in reality nobody gives a fuck about them
>>25870566
I think it's stupid too, but that doesn't mean that they're living life wrong. I personally couldn't give less of a fuck about nature, or other people who aren't my family/close friends. Life's short and meaningless, just do what you wanna do. Time enjoyed is never time wasted.
You are fucking idiots. PICK UP A BOOK, you fucking retards.
GO READ THE LESSWRONG.com sequences, then https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adapted_Mind, and other books on evolutionary psychology and you'll fucking understand why homo sapiens fucking act the way they fucking act. It's because they're fucking adaptation executors and not utility maximizers. The very evolutionary selective pressures that have driven the development of their minds were part of a very slow optimization process, a fitness optimization process.
YOU SHOULD FUCKING UNDERSTAND ONE MORE THING: https://wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Orthogonality_thesis
THE ORTHOGONALITY THESIS, which basically fucking means that intelligence is independent of the utility function, i.e. of the goal. You may apply intelligence to any possible goal, i.e. there isn't a goal that is characteristic of more intelligence.
You better read the shit i've linked to nigger, or you'll get fucked.
I have ten thousand british dollars in cash accruing at a rate of 72 pounds a week. The government pays my rent.
What should I do with my money?
>>25870544
Why is the government paying you so much?
Work towards self improvement.
british dollars you say?
Why is there no support group for cyborgs like me? Let's have a cyborg thread. Post anything cyborg.
>be attractive and tall
>have low self esteem and I'm awkward
>don't know how to be intimate with a woman
>people think you're gay because of no gf despite being good looking
>women smile at you but you're to awkward to make the first move which is what women want
>>25870592
*too
My bad robots, I usually try to pay attention to my and spelling.
I constantly keep asking myself what is wrong with me. Everything should be fine for me. I am good looking and socially capable.
But still nothing seems alright. Still I feel unfulfilled. Still I feel like I don't belong, like I'm inadequate.
Why?
Have any of you guys used this on your cocks?
I bought one, and pressed the ball to the top of my penis. I came all over my desk in under 10 seconds. I had to press my cock pretty hard with my left hand onto the vibrator, but when I did that I could feel it all the way into my gooch and my pubic area. Feels amazing.
>>25870493
>tfw no money to spend on a vibrator
How much do they cost?
>>25870518
I got this one for 30 bucks on ebay. It's a genuine vibratex, too.
>do something that offends millions of people
>be surprised when they break your shit
white people
>>25870432
>millions of people
>people
lol good meme
>>25870432
> be stupid and break shit to prove a point
> get arrested
black people
>>25870432
I didn't do jack shit you faggot. Most niggers got more than me. I'll get mine anyway.
Anyone else here just because of aspie.
>6 ft. tall
>occasionally get laid with 5/10s and 4/10s
>lifeguarding jobs and /fit/
>in college
>small circle of white nationalist skype pros and IRL friends from back home in HS that I stay in touch with but never see in person
BUT IM STILL A FUCKING ASPIE
>>25870420
>I get laid
>B-but I'm still an aspie
And you don't belong here, friend.
>>25870420
Go away aspie, you steel the limelight from REAL autistics, like my friend chrischan here.
>>25870451
I occasionally struggle with interactions and miss sarcasm.
I don't have access to huge sex parties or have clique of stacies and club slayers. I DONT EVEN THE PERFECT CHIN AND NEED A CHIN IMPLANT.
How do I use them?
It usually helps if you mount it on a tripod, that way your shaky ass hands dont ruin the photo
>>25870390
I'm pretty sure you need an actual dispenser
>>25870390
Bumping for interest
Bloxxxcc
Does she like me or what? Need help here.
>talk everyday, sometimes on phone
>tell her we should meet up
>going to stay at hers over the weekend
>but it's not until easter holidays
>she lives 4 hours away by train
>after couple weeks we're talking about what we want to do at hers
>ask her this
It sounds like your in, but stop asking questions like that or you won't
>>25870389
just ask her out already
christ
Anon for fuck's sake, she made her intentions clear. And stop acting this beta.
Yes, she likes you.
You will never be an emotionally abused househusband with a successful, petite businesswoman wife who demands you wash and massage her feet, then suck her toes to help them recover from a long day of walking around ordering around people in heels.
You'll never enjoy dinner together as she subtly criticizes how you cook and keep house and reminds you of your place.
You'll never listen to her talk dirty to you and tell you how lucky you are that she lets you be her bitch as she pegs your ass, knowing she loves you and does it because it turns both of you on.
You'll never feel her pinch and tug at your sensitive nipples as she tells you she knows you wish you were born a girl no matter how hard you front, but that you're hers now and she'd never kill that wonderful dick of yours with HRT.
You'll never fuck her in the amazon position, her dainty arms spreading your strong, manly thighs as she shoves you into the bed and forcefully claims your cock with her tight, assertive cunt.
You'll never fall asleep wrapped in her arms, with her whispering in your ear that you'd better dream about her tonight.
That's cuz you're a fag son
>>25870242
Worse than a cuck
newfag scum
>>25870696
There is nothing cuckolded about supporting a strong, independent woman in her drive for success with your emotional support and providing for her physical needs.
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