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If your country instituted conscription, would you volunteer to reduce the conscription quota?
i.e. Would you enlist so others won't be conscripted?
>sacrificing myself for normies
hell naw
also I'm not sure that's how it works, doesnt exactly meet a conscription quota if you were not conscripted
>>25868063
> not sacrificing yourself for your oneitis
It's like you don't even want to be a WWII movie
>>25868112
Falling for the propaganda...
Go, faggots.
>kek
>faggots
>that image
go back to /b/ my friend
it's not 2008, no one will ever do this because 4chan is soft
maybe in a random mailbox in town, but either one of my neighbors would totally know who was up to it
In Kindergarten they had us read this book.
I was a child of foreign parents and didn't understand American culture at all. I'm 5 years old and just read this book.
I don't have many friends in school so I go around asking kids on the playground "Do you want to be my friend?"
And my teachers pull me aside and tell me to stop doing it because it's weird and that's not how you make friends.
Motherfuckers, why did you have us read the book if you didn't want us to take a lesson from it?
>>25867915
>5 years old
>ask another kid if he wants to be friends
>yes
>best friends for all elementary but went our separate ways in middle school
worked for me ;^)I am not a burger tho
>>25867963
Glad it worked out for you at least.
Anyone else here ever get set up like I did in the OP though?
I also remember hearing all this "be yourself" crap on kid's shows, and in school the adults always went on and on about it.
But then every time I did my own unconventional thing, both the other kids and the adults would shit all over me.
So why the fuck did you tell me to "be myself" if you're going to be an ass to me about it?
Another thing was "just ignore the bullies". I ignored them and they still kept fucking with me. That's not exactly a setup but it is bad advice.
>>25868084
>not knowing since really young age that b urself is a meme
Its a lot of bullshit but if the grownups didn't say that they would be destroying little kids innocence.
Plus b urself works for the majority of people because " b urself " means conform to our rules and etiquette
This girl I work with has a crush on me, it's pretty obvious. I'm not really interested in dating her, I just want to fuck her, because she's pretty hot. Anyway, she sent pic related to me today... That last line makes me think I can barter this for something, so do you robots think I can take her shift and ask for sex in exchange?
Do it familia
I owe you one is just a normal expression but sure try
>>25867908
sure anon, she likes you after all
How many of you Robots have long hair, and why? I personally have long hair because I am a metalhead , however it does have it's downsides:
>standing in line at public place
>women from behind taps my shoulder and says "gosh these men are being so slow today"
>I awkwardly turn around and tell her that I am, in fact, a dude
that is why I have facial hair
if you're gonna be a guy with long hair, being tall and having a beard is essential
I used to be a metalhead,and grew long hair because of that.Then I had to cut it,due to dandruff issues.Then I realized I looked like a faggot with short hair,and grew back my long,hair regardless of the fact I only listen to j-pop now.
>>25867861
>long hair
>metalhead
just a phase which will end soon.
>be yuropoor
>decide to go watch a movie in the cinema
>reserve tickets the day before
>i pick them up half an hour before the movie starts, just enough time to go to the bathroom and use the sink
>i unzip my pants, pull out my genitalia and attempt to wash them with tap water
>tfw there's no hot water
>trying my best not to give any facial expressions so none of the guys standing on the side notice anything
>water is ice fucking cold
>my dick starts to grow less
>mfw the guy on my right notices and starts laughing at my penis
>all the people who were using the sinks join and laugh with him
>nervously pull my dick back in my pants even though it's wet and run home sweeping off the tears
They were not laughing at your small dick they were laughing that you were cleaning your dick in the sink.
>>25867854
I guess you must not be european then
why would I want to see a movie with my pecker not clean?
>>>/tv/ is that way
Opinions on body modification? (tattoos, piercings, etc.) I've seen a lot people on this board against mods and as a piercer in training I'm genuinely interested to know why.
because someone with tattoos or piercings stole a girl from them
>>25867689
attention whores who for some stupid reason think that they'll look better by fucking with the natural human appearance we've evolved to desire
>>25867689
I've got a lot of tattoos. A lot of them, in retrospect, were poor decisions
I PULLED INTO NAZARETH
WAS FEELIN ABOUT HALF PAST DEAD
JUST NEEDED A PLACE
on your way to Bethlehem, to break the chains of the spell?
How many of have actually tried being yourself? Not that disgusting autist you think is yourself, but your actual self dude?
I'd have to abstain from porn for a couple weeks, maybe even months for me to even begin being myself.
i went around pollinating flowers and everything but no birds were interested in this bee, next time i see a chad i'm going to sting him and i hope he's allergic!
The self is ultimately an illusion.
On the train home from university. It's a long trip and I'm bored. Trips decides what I do to kill time.
>>25867661
Masturbate
masturbate in front of everyone
Reeeeeeeeee as loud as you can
>>25867661
>>25867672
Yeah man jag it good.
>aspergers
>social anxiety
>depression
Will I ever be able to make friends?
Bump to see if another robots with the same problems have had success
*sigh* anyone?
Stop Posting anime and maybe you'll become normal
Almost time for dinner, almost time for sardines
Fuck yes sardines bread
Sardines bro. How's it going? I'm probably gonna open up some herring or cook up some tilapia today. I'll probably pick up some sardines on the next grocery store trip.
Mustard dines' on triscuits today with some habanero hot sauce. Fug yes.
What is the most difficult thing to learn and accept about life?
That our role in it is completely and totally insignificant.
>>25867360
I think this comes pretty close:
>Your only purpose is to be a bad example, to show others what and how not to be.
That no matter how much I want to stick my dick in Emma Watson, it is never, ever, EVER going to happen.
>make friends with a "fembot"
>she starts talking about her boyfriend
>>25867298
>disable notifications
>never open chat again
Than don't be friends with females if you don't actually want to be friends. You want to be "friends" with her, AKA trying to get close to her with deception and you don't actually care about the friendship which is pathetic.
Personally, I don't believe woman and man can actually be friends. Or atleast if you are attracted to the woman, you cannot actually be friends with her.
Men shouldn't have female friends anyway. It's in our DNA to be close to other males and it's just not natural to hang around females in platonic relationships. Trust me, having a close relationship with other men and feeling part of a group of men is one of the best things a guy can do.
>>25867369
It was more a comment about how "fembots" aren't really robots because they're all in fuckin relationships.
I wasn't trying to get in her pants. I just wanted a friend to talk to and empathize with but they're nothing like robots.
>Anon I DARE you to sniff our butts.
>>25867013
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRT-bapppppppfffft
>CLEAN THE MICROWAVE INSTEAD OF DOING THIS WEIRD SHIT, I CAN'T PREPARE MY TENDIES LIKE THAT
There is someone from here who would actually do it. Pathetic.
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