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>tfw loneliness makes you feel like shit
>tfw having a gf is incredibly taxing with her constant daily need for attention, care and everything else.
>tfw gf is only interested in her own desires
>tfw no fantasy anime girl to love you for you
I think the only real happiness is believing that there is something better out there.
>>25863320
>tfw girls are always bitching at you because you're not good enough according to them
>no girl will ever love you for you
fuck them, brah
>>25863320
Until V.R. and A.I. take off we're stuck with the 3DPDs.
>no fantasy anime girl to love you for you
you just typed ''anime girl'' in google search didn't you?It's a trap you posted
>Mfw daily contact with gf is never "taxing"
Ignatius, why do you have a gf if you don't like being around her?
All of my problems would be solved by a loving gf
>>25863247
nope nope nope.
we must learn to think of "gf" as a meme, because a man cannot possess a gf.
this is how we grow.
>>25863247
oh my god it's more than true though.
>>25863247
>you will never have a gf with a qt inverted nipple in her left tit
Femanon here,
I think guys like the one in pic related are HOT. I have probably been reading to many ORC/elf hentai though. I just really like the feeling of domination and weight that comes with a guy that big. The problem is that they ALWAYS have TINY dicks like the 3incher in OP and tehy are ALWAYS BETA.
Why are fat guys always small dicked betas and not alpha dominators like in my animes?
Very funny.
Just fantasy, not real.
Bimps
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>>25863292
wrong immage
I
>found out gf rode on the back of chads motorcycle today after work.
>Has a gf
Fuck off.
think he would give you a ride too?
>>25863007
But so many people here do as well. I'm just upset man.
>my gfs tits were rubbed on chads fucking back the son of a bitch
>Know she had a great time
>tfw wanna commit suicide
>tfw afraid of pain
>tfw practically every method of suicide is painful
>>25862949
>>tfw wanna commit suicide
>>tfw afraid of pain
>>tfw practically every method of suicide is painful
I know that feel bruh
>>25862949
>>25862968
Here you go m8s.
It can always help to choose the less painfull one.
>>25863131
>tfw no gun
Ahhhhhhh. So comfy right now. Right, NEETs? Wait, wagecucks? Shouldn't you be asleep right now? Remember you have a long day tomorrow. Boss wants you to stay extra longer tomorrow because he wants to go home.
Nighty night wagekekies. See ya at lunch!
>>25862840
Thisis a good night for wagecucks, if the stress lets them sleep.
Why have you infested my beloved /r9k/, you disgusting piece of shit? You post this stupid thread every day. If I see a thread with that disgusting frog again and your lame ass text, I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you.
Piss off back to your bed like the unproductive shitlord you are.
>inb4 "ahhhh them wagecuck tears"
I'm also NEET.
>inb4 falling for bait this hard
I don't care.
>hide neetcuck posts
>don't reply to neetcuck posts
>insult neetcuck if he persists
I quit my job
>mfw runner's high
Where my exercise bros at?
>>25862735
Best high, also only high I experience.
How many miles was it? Feel free to use kilometers.
>tfw you can walk up the stairs several times without feeling tired.
I have come a long way.
>>25862735
I need that feel again. It's been awhile
>>25862815
Just cracked 5ks in 20 minutes, no competitive level but its improvement. Yeah I know what you mean, I remember the first time I ran a kilometer without having to gasp through my mouth, best feeling.
rate my whore ex gf
Normiegetout/10
>>25862508
>condom
>not getting cucked
Just one friendo.
>>25862539
oh shut up, even the numbest of numb robots have their oneitis they wish they could show off. im drunk, she fucked me up, so lets talk, please...
If a man's wife is caught cheating, should he be able to divorce her without losing half his stuff?
No because he could have been a horrible husband that drove her to this point.
>>25862167
He should be able to stone her to death, desu
>>25862216
I like this. Beating should be legal as well.
Rate my sexting.
Text her
Femanon is love
Femanon is life
Femanon's hair smells really nice
Femanon is sexy and may she rock
I just want to suck herSwedish Meatballs
How is it fellas?
>>25862079
Internet sex is shit no matter what
why is it so impossible to be happy robots? why does everything about life have to be so shitty? work and school both suck, my old hobbies and interests dont entertain me anymore. sleep is the only thing i look forward to. is it time to suicide?
Don't live so selfishly and full of vice and sin and you'll find happiness
The way I look at it, it doesn't matter. If there is no afterlife, then everything is pointless. There's no way to reflect upon your life. Blah, blah, blah life is what you make it, but honestly what impact are you going to have on the world let alone the universe. You would have to be Bill Gates or Galileo and even then is thr human race going to last. Not that it matters you'll be dead by then. If you aren't happy it isn't worth it. If there is one, that life will surely be better than this one. Hopefully there is a Heaven setting.
life is only shitty if you believe it is shitty
right now my life feels empty because I believe its empty, and that's exacerbated by the environment I am in (NEET pretty much)
if you try to think more of life than you do now and maybe try some different things you may find that life isn't so bad after all
>Need to buy a 20k+ hunk of metal
>To get to a job to pay for said piece of metal
America truly is the greatest land
>>25861878
>20k+
my 1k hunk of metal does fine
>>25861900
My 1k hunk of medal does the job just fine
>>25861969
My 1k medal hunk does me just fine
Reminder that whites are ashamed of their skin and think that its disgusting
>caucasians fetishize tan skin
>whites hate "pale and pastey skin" its disgusting.
ITS IN THERE OWN CULTURE kek
The truth is they know dark skin is sexy and superior, NO SUNBURNS, they just hate what they cant have.
So jealous and insicure lol
>>25861850
>Reminder that whites are ashamed of their skin and think that its disgusting
i think that's just americanfags eupoor doesn't seem to be like that not some of them aren't as far i know
I like pale qts
Mate darkskin people get burned to a crisp in the sun. I am an unlocked character in smash bros in the summer time.
>one chance at life
>born with a small dick
>>25861807
Who cares?
Being ugly is worse.
Being short is worse.
Being dumb is worse (although you're too dumb to realize).
There are so many worse things in life.
>>25861839
>implying us robots aren't all that you listed
Fuck off normie
>>25861839
This.
Being under 5 "10 is a curse.
Being 5"10-6ft is questionable, and 6FT+ = Acceptable mate
Look at eggman
Look at SJW's.
Put all those factors in and suddenly having the average 5-6 inch dick isn't so bad after all. It's just the average size.
hey kid, got some high quality (you)'s in this thread
just try it kid, one (you) isn't bad. everybodys doing it
>>25861734
don't get high on your own supply, famicom
>>2586174
Fuck off light weight I do what ever, its my body.
>injects (you)
I love video games
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